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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Mindblast
Jun 28, 2006

Moving at the speed of death.


All the demiurges wanted something else from Allison. What if Jadis simply hopes Allison can show her something she hadn't foreseen.

Knowing everything up front must be a nightmare. Nothing left to explore, or to uncover. Nothing left to ponder or be bewildered by. Everything is just :geno:

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Xun
Apr 25, 2010

GreyjoyBastard posted:

the atrium does look rather pleasant, actually

Yeah I'd hang out there

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Yeah I'd have my mind obliterated there

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


TwoPair posted:

Yeah I'd have my mind obliterated there

That's arguably what happened. Jadis may be a philosophical zombie, her mind has been described as "scoured".

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Me @ brunch sunday at 11 after drinking till 4am with the crew

urf
Jul 12, 2009

Mr. Lobe posted:

That's arguably what happened. Jadis may be a philosophical zombie, her mind has been described as "scoured".

nah, she just took the ultimate doompill

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

urf posted:

nah, she just took the ultimate doompill

Therapist: "You've been describing the crushing despair that comes from perfect omniscience as 'insanely good' as a coping mechanism"

Jadis: "Lmao that rules"

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
jadis knows the rest of the comic though so it was worth it

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same
Does Alison know the rest of the comic too, now?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Mimesweeper posted:

jadis knows the rest of the comic though so it was worth it

if achieving Royalty means realizing youre in a webcomic, does that mean Zoss reads this thread

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Superterranean posted:

Does Alison know the rest of the comic too, now?

no but she has access to the Patreon previews

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


YaketySass posted:

no but she has access to the Patreon previews

Becoming enlightened to the fact that you are a fictional character, then simping for your creator so they can afford to draw you doing badass things. Truly the ultimate expression of Royalty.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1554085162631176192

ThaumPenguin fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Aug 1, 2022

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


It looks great on mobile now. Great work Abbadon!

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Forest Ranger Art: Total Animal Obliteration


Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 1, 2022

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



that's why jagganoth's attack specifies "man AND horses", it's actually just a big pile of acme dynamite

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Royalty is running straight off the cliff but never looking down

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Royalty is running straight off the cliff but never looking down
Royalty is standing on a precipice and sawing it off the side of the cliff so the rest of the cliff falls while the precipice stays in the air.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Royalty is running through a painted on tunnel on a cliff face without noticing

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Roadrunner is royalty while coyote is a demiurge.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

There Bias Two posted:

Roadrunner is royalty while coyote is a demiurge.

Reach heaven through regular purchases from ACME

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
"Ain't I a stinker?" - Zoss

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Radio Paranoia posted:

Reach heaven through regular purchases from ACME

An ACME-brand Key sounds like an excellent source of comedy.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



TwoPair posted:

"Ain't I a stinker?" - Zoss

lol

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

TwoPair posted:

"Ain't I a stinker?" - Zoss

Royalty involves making a left at Albuquerque

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Brought To You By posted:

Royalty involves making a left at Albuquerque

Piercing the firmament using dark science indeed.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Zoss scratching his head and looking at a map with a miffed expression while Jagganoth exterminates creation again

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Royalty is setting up a grand piano and some sheet music and getting impatient when your enemy keeps missing the key that's hooked up to a bundle of dynamite

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Gnome de plume posted:

Royalty is setting up a grand piano and some sheet music and getting impatient when your enemy keeps missing the key that's hooked up to a bundle of dynamite
That’s the opposite of Royalty.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TwoPair posted:

"Ain't I a stinker?" - Zoss

Solomon David is Daffy Duck.

Jadis is Tweety Pie

Gog Agog is Wile E. Coyote.

Incubus is Pepe Le Pew

Mottom is Yosemite Sam

Jagganoth is Marvin the Martian

Mammon is Foghorn Leghorn.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

girl dick energy posted:

That’s the opposite of Royalty.

Yeah royalty is never being able to play Those Endearing Young Charms correcrly.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Yeah royalty is never being able to play Those Endearing Young Charms correcrly.

Didn't Bugs or Road Runner manage to actually play the piano correctly once? Without triggering the dynamite of course. That'd be peak Royalty.

Although I may be mixing memories with the Bugs Bunny in time PS1 game, where learning how to play the pianos is in fact an upgrade.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Solomon David is Daffy Duck.

Jadis is Tweety Pie

Gog Agog is Wile E. Coyote.

Incubus is Pepe Le Pew

Mottom is Yosemite Sam

Jagganoth is Marvin the Martian

Mammon is Foghorn Leghorn.

I prefer Jagganoth as Foghorn.

"Ah say son, ah'm the Red God, boy. The Wheel-Turning King, that is. (Nice kid, but as useful as a pallid devil.)"

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Solomon David is Daffy Duck.

Jadis is Tweety Pie

Gog Agog is Wile E. Coyote.

Incubus is Pepe Le Pew

Mottom is Yosemite Sam

Jagganoth is Marvin the Martian

Mammon is Foghorn Leghorn.

Wait, so Solomon David is the Egyptian god of Frustration?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Mammon is Eeyore

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

A.o.D. posted:

Wait, so Solomon David is the Egyptian god of Frustration?

He thinks he's as cool as Zoss, and tries to emulate them, but never succeeds at it.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

A.o.D. posted:

Wait, so Solomon David is the Egyptian god of Frustration?

I just went back through the tournament Arc looking for a Dave equivalent to


And while I didn't find one, I did remind myself that this is a real great comic

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~
"Behold! The awesome fires of God. The limitless power of pure creation itself. Look carefully. Observe how it is used for the same purpose a cat might use a cast-iron frying pan to bludgeon a mouse."

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Neddy Seagoon posted:


Jagganoth is Marvin the Martian

I can definitely see Jagg complaining that there was supposed to be a reality shattering kaboom

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1555545954866143234?s=20&t=clSECpnRwBgFJEroLT0QEg


NOTHINNNNNNNNNNNGGG

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