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TRUMO 2024 Greatest Hits Prediction
This poll is closed.
Rolling Stones still on the rally playlist despite 5 more cease n desists 144 17.08%
insanely transphobic rapist billionaire on speed leads nuremburg rallies 214 25.39%
literally he beats his wife lol where's melania?? 114 13.52%
goku 219 25.98%
Trump 152 18.03%
Total: 498 votes
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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lmao

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Did you mix the sugar and butter correctly? Too much flour?

The recipe definitely wanted too much flour for the amount of butter and eggs, and I don't think I whipped the butter and sugar together long enough. Brown sugar is harder to whip or cream or whatever I guess

Just made a layer of poo poo at the bottom of my mixing bowl under a big sandbox of flour and espresso powder

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

CaptainBeefart posted:

Why would they send the phone to the FBI?

i mean infowars sent childporn to the plaintiffs lawyers in the discovery sooooooooooooooooo

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

CaptainBeefart posted:

Why would they send the phone to the FBI?

Possible Jan 6th implications

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'

A Bakers Cousin posted:

how many lawyers do you think alex jones had to call before one heard "im getting sued for calling sandy hook parents crisis actors" and thought yeah ill take this one

I think Knowledge Fight and Robert Evans went over this a couple months ago

Also, the deposition audio was hilarious

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

accidentally sent the whole phone's contents after discovery was over and he didn't provide stuff explicitly requested

woops

oopsy

The strong tendency is to grant a lot of room for errors in this and call it a mistrial, even if it was on purpose.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
where's jones lmao

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/JoshuaHol/status/1554873479031390209

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'

Qurnah posted:

i mean infowars sent childporn to the plaintiffs lawyers in the discovery sooooooooooooooooo

God drat I forgot about that lol

Was probably intentional

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


A Bakers Cousin posted:

phone full of crimes

Qurnah posted:

i mean infowars sent childporn to the plaintiffs lawyers in the discovery sooooooooooooooooo

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Possible Jan 6th implications

got it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

CaptainBeefart posted:

Why would they send the phone to the FBI?

how many illegal things do you think Alex jones does on a daily basis?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Qurnah posted:

i mean infowars sent childporn to the plaintiffs lawyers in the discovery sooooooooooooooooo

um what

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'
Alex Jones, George Costanza'd his way into being a centimillion

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
alex jones' phone has information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

neutral milf hotel posted:

this can't be real can it? did Alex Jones' lawyer gently caress up this bad by sending out my_crimes_backup.txt to the Sandy Hook parents attorney???

Setting the stage for his appeal after this all is water under the bridge and not in the news. The appeal will go under the radar, that's how they do this.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


RealityWarCriminal posted:

how many illegal things do you think Alex jones does on a daily basis?

:hmmyes:

enabled veteran
Feb 10, 2021

I think that American presidents, that position in itself, as well as American foreign policy, it has terrorism in it. CIA agents going to overthrow certain governments - they're using terrorist tactics. They're not going in there like, 'Hey, you wanna have some cake?'

Joementum posted:

alex jones' phone has information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

I think he "lost" his phone during discovery too

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

petit choux posted:

Setting the stage for his appeal after this all is water under the bridge and not in the news. The appeal will go under the radar, that's how they do this.

does civil law work that way?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I ANAL, what's to keep Alex Jones from just acting like a stupid rear end in a top hat and getting a mistrial over and over

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

i'm not googling that poo poo but it happened

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Alex Phones

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lol these jury questions are great

corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020

T
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U
M
O

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

jones' lawyer after reading an opposing counsel''s email

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

alex jones' phone has information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

rip alex

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

enabled veteran posted:

God drat I forgot about that lol

Was probably intentional

Well yeah that way you get to call them pedophiles for having child porn

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Louisgod posted:

jones' lawyer after reading an opposing counsel''s email

blob:https://imgur.com/1abdbc41-28d5-43cc-9962-cdd041c5fef8
nice url

(you copied the image link too fast)

e: i typed too slow

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

CaptainBeefart posted:

Why would they send the phone to the FBI?

RICO baby

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

what happens to lawyers who get caught hiding stuff during discovery

because that seems like a bad thing to get caught doing

They might get verbally reprimanded in court. That's the worst I've ever seen happen.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


lmao

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Man i bet alex jones is stupid enough to have evidence of his financial crimes explicitly and directly on his phone and email. He probably at least cheats on his taxes

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

is that 4 people 88'ing

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


what the gently caress

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
forwarding incriminating records to a goblin

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/920272159167180807

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Alex is now graciously inviting the parents on his show.

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



honestly forwarding your phone data directly to the plaintiff is the alpha move

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