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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
or falafel

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Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

OwlFancier posted:

I actually found that I can just about stomach a parmo as long as it's cold. Cannot deal with it hot, though, might as well just put your head under a raclette machine and pour a bag of breadcrumbs into your gob at the same time.

The gently caress kind of Chicken Parm are they serving in your country? Breaded chicken, parm/mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce. How the gently caress do you screw that up? Do you add Marmite?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's breaded chicken with bechamel and cheese. Lots of people really like it it's just I personally find it nauseating, like it all kind of congeals together and you have this cheesy, breadish slop on top of a soggy flattened chicken breast.

E: also they use like, cheddar cheese cos it's the UK. Or red leicester, common british cheeses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo

When cold it firms back up and becomes palatable though still a bit excessive. Hot I just genuinely cannot stomach it, it's the greasiest thing imaginable.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 08:50 on Aug 3, 2022

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


AlbieQuirky posted:

The UK/Australia/New Zealand “parmo” with chips/fries seems to have come along later
Parmo is the UK version (with bechamel I guess?). In Australia it's "parma" and it's got tomato-based sauce.

Although maybe they call it "parmo" in NSW. They say a lot of weird stuff there.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Parmo is the UK version (with bechamel I guess?). In Australia it's "parma" and it's got tomato-based sauce.

Although maybe they call it "parmo" in NSW. They say a lot of weird stuff there.

nah its a parmie in nsw and always has been as far as I'm aware

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



LifeSunDeath posted:

from a cafe north of mongolia

bean press

Old post but that's sea buckthorn juice. It tastes... healthy. A bit like oranges, if you have a powerful imagination.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

OwlFancier posted:

It's breaded chicken with bechamel and cheese. Lots of people really like it it's just I personally find it nauseating, like it all kind of congeals together and you have this cheesy, breadish slop on top of a soggy flattened chicken breast.

E: also they use like, cheddar cheese cos it's the UK. Or red leicester, common british cheeses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo

When cold it firms back up and becomes palatable though still a bit excessive. Hot I just genuinely cannot stomach it, it's the greasiest thing imaginable.

Jesus Christ, UK, get your poo poo together

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

OwlFancier posted:

E: also they use like, cheddar cheese cos it's the UK. Or red leicester, common british cheeses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo

When cold it firms back up and becomes palatable though still a bit excessive. Hot I just genuinely cannot stomach it, it's the greasiest thing imaginable.
From the link, a picture that belongs in this thread:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
brandish the power of the Elden Cheese.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
everything about that plating makes me want to throw it in the bin.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol @ "Hot Shot Parmo"


e: are all those grease rings from shot glasses or

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Briefly thought there were ants on that thing.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Zero_Grade posted:

From the link, a picture that belongs in this thread:


This plate is not a plate of honor

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

KennyMan666 posted:

Briefly thought there were ants on that thing.
Not even the ants want it.

I can't even begin to explain what's going on with the plating.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zero_Grade posted:

Not even the ants want it.

I can't even begin to explain what's going on with the plating.

It's a defense mechanism the food has developed over many years of evolution, similar to the bright colors of poisonous frogs

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I believe it's called a "greaselace"

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Zero_Grade posted:

From the link, a picture that belongs in this thread:


I spent way too long trying to figure out what side dish had left perfect circles like that before realising it was impossible

as if M.C. Escher went through a grease stage

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
You know what tells you instantly you're looking at tasty food?

Overlapping bio-hazzard symbols

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Brawnfire posted:

Little ditty 'bout steak diane
hard to tell the meat apart from the frying pan

Oh yeah, the heat stays on
Long after a hint of flavor is gone

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

evobatman posted:

This plate is not a plate of honor

what is here was repulsive to us



Dr. Garbanzo posted:

nah its a parmie in nsw and always has been as far as I'm aware

okay, we got parmo, parma, and parmie so far
ready to hear that people in Tasmania call it a pazza or something

then there’s the marinara/bechamel divide

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Parmalarma ding-dong

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Well, there's the Chicken Parmigiana they're all derived from, but that's usually "chicken parm" and not in that late-night food class generally

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zero_Grade posted:

From the link, a picture that belongs in this thread:


It's impressive because I have never seen one on a plate, they come in a cardboard box and you have to eat it before the box dissolves. Poncy plating has no place here.

The proper proletarian parmo:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/what-monster-16-whopper-biggest-17752568

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Lmfao thank you for introducing me to the parmo, I'm going to be scrolling this tag for the rest of my life

Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/ApUuXq4.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

monkey_hangers.mp4

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
a chav nicked me parmo.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
That "kebab meat" look terrible. Is that some frozen stuff they picked up from aldi?

Otherwise: would regret eating it afterwards

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
for a brief moment my brain tried really hard to interpret this parmo as an apple fritter


e: lmao

AARD VARKMAN has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Aug 3, 2022

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

Good Lord. Where I’m from we have chicken Parm, veal Parm, and eggplant Parm, with red sauce and cheese (mozzarella and Parmesan), either over pasta or in a sub roll. That is an abomination.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Lmfao thank you for introducing me to the parmo, I'm going to be scrolling this tag for the rest of my life

Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/ApUuXq4.mp4

Is it the lip implants that prevent her from closing her mouth while chewing, or...?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Sweet potato

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
time to slam yam

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

OwlFancier posted:

monkey_hangers.mp4

I get it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The vag yam is impressive

But don't sleep on the balls and anus yam next door

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Trying to avoid ever eating parmo now. It's my new irrational fear that I'll be forced to eat it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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It's honestly parmless

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

Trying to avoid ever eating parmo now. It's my new irrational fear that I'll be forced to eat it.



I wanted to post just a little 1 second cycle of her nodding and chewing while mugging at the camera but I don't know how to do that.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Otana posted:

Is it the lip implants that prevent her from closing her mouth while chewing, or...?

I think it's because she's a cretin, actually

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Everyone knows that there's a gang tag for Parmos? It's been around since 2009 or so.

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