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I can't puke on command, I just gag a lot. But if I drink red wine I'll have the most quiet, polite vomit you can imagine. I managed to do it right in front of a friend and she had no idea. Sorta proud. e: My snipes are consistently the dumbest thing.
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quantumwell posted:I was on a small fishing boat in Monterey Bay and the crew told us to puke over the side if we had to but under Puke is pretty good chum anyway. I took a history class in college that was basically an excuse for the professor to rent a sailboat on the school’s dime. It was awesome but he was very clear with us that we should just puke as soon as we felt a little iffy. Fighting it just makes the sea sickness linger. My roommate was taking the course too and refused to puke in front of us (even though basically everyone else did) and he was miserable the entire time. So I tend to agree with the “better out than in” mantra.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:23
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Dogmeat posted:Fighting it just makes the sea sickness linger. VR is the same way. If you feel queasy take the headset off NOW or you'll just feel a lot queasier for a lot longer once you're finally forced to give up
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Aug 3, 2022 21:37
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Huh, one from the Moneyist. My contractor boyfriend of 2 years dumped me. He said I was using him to fix up my house. I have been with my boyfriend for over two years and he recently dumped me, which caught me off guard, blindsided me and left me so confused. We spent every weekend together; he would call me at 8:30 p.m. every night and I would always wake up to a good-morning text. When I met him, I was in the middle of a total house renovation. He is a contractor. Weekends consisted of doing projects around my house together. I felt like Chip and Joanna Gaines, exercising and enjoying my home-cooked meals and watching Netflix Last weekend, he hung some blinds for my daughter. Then I asked him to take a look at my pond, as it was leaking. We worked on the pond for a few hours and, when we were done, he was angry and tired of doing things around my house. He said it wasn’t his house, even though he stays there 12 to 15 times a month. He took me to dinner on rare occasions, but I prefer to cook and he does not contribute to the grocery bill, which is fine. Something snapped inside him. He told me that he loves me, but said this isn’t working out for him. He was tired of driving 45 minutes after work on Fridays to see me. I told him that once he closed on his condo, I would drive to see him. He is living with his daughter and she has not been very friendly to me. He responded that he would not want to take me away from my paradise. I told him I would never ask him to do another thing around my house, and to leave his tools at home. Although it was an amicable breakup, I am still in shock. I have not reached out to him, as he told me that I have to let him go. Any insight on your part would be greatly appreciated. The Reluctant Ex
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Aug 3, 2022 21:39
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WaywardWoodwose posted:
Bob the bang builder
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Aug 3, 2022 21:42
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Bob the bang builder "Bang Builder" is a lesser known genre of porn
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Aug 3, 2022 21:45
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"You came here to lay pipe? Great! Text me when you're done."
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Aug 3, 2022 21:47
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Hello, yeah, I'm here to lay some pipe No, this pipe right here, what are you doing
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"I got something you can nail" *hands you a board* "Can you measure this out and set it against that frame over there please?"
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Aug 3, 2022 21:49
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The Black Stones posted:I’m starting teaching English this year and during my education classes all the English curriculum professors were all “Yes, Graphic Novels are great for kids. It can’t be EVERYTHING they read but it teaches kids a lot and poo poo, at least they’re reading.” Quackles posted:What college sent you a glitter bomb? Bruceski posted:Reed.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:52
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The little known contractor gangbang fetish, where you schedule a whole crew to tear your back walls and then just the drywall guy shows up 6 hours late and says he can't do anything until electric and plumbing have gone through. Next available date is 5 months from now, and they're keeping your deposit.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:52
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Weird but also trustworthy enough to operate a nuclear reactor. TRIGA research reactors are absurdly safe. The design is such that it's impossible to have a meltdown - even if you completely drained the pool of water the core sits in, the rate of reaction declines with heat, so it'd be more of a nuisance than a crisis. Teenagers riding bikes and scooters are a greater threat to public health than operating the nuclear reactor at Reed.
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Aug 3, 2022 21:57
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trickybiscuits posted:There's a very cool one that's King Lear set in the Mohawk Valley during the French and Indian War. I would like to know more! Farmer Crack-rear end posted:TRIGA research reactors are absurdly safe. The design is such that it's impossible to have a meltdown - even if you completely drained the pool of water the core sits in, the rate of reaction declines with heat, so it'd be more of a nuisance than a crisis. I bet there are thermonuclear meltdowns around it, even if they're just metaphorical.
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AITA for telling my brother's fiancee that the reason she couldn't get a degree was because of her choice to be a mom?quote:My f24 brother 'Adam' m30, met a single mom f32 (from latin origins) 'Michelle" a year ago and they recently got engaged. (from latin origins)
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Aug 3, 2022 22:47
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my brother's fiancee that the reason she couldn't get a degree was because of her choice to be a mom? Look, I think only you can tell if you squandered your life. I'm not saying you did, just maybe you knocked up and that's why you don't have a degree. That's for you to say though, not me.
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WaywardWoodwose posted:Huh, one from the Moneyist. This was an old Kids in the Hall skit, as soon as each project finished Mark would break up with the girlfriend who did the work.
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my brother's fiancee that the reason she couldn't get a degree was because of her choice to be a mom? I told her the reason she couldn't go to school is because of her son, who was also there. She asked me if I meant the exact thing I had just said when I said that and I replied I dunno.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I told her the reason she couldn't go to school is because of her son, who was also there. She asked me if I meant the exact thing I had just said when I said that and I replied I dunno. " I'm so glad you brought up the subject of people who should have been aborted. You see, this is an intervention."
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my brother's fiancee that the reason she couldn't get a degree was because of her choice to be a mom? Ab Latina
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Uncle Enzo posted:Look, I think only you can tell if you squandered your life. I'm not saying you did, just maybe you knocked up and that's why you don't have a degree. That's for you to say though, not me.  About 10% of women who drop out of college do it because of an unplanned pregnancy. It's way, way harder to get into or finish school if you have a child, especially without a partner for additional support. It doesn't mean her life is ruined or even that she made the wrong decision. But if she regrets not going to college, the unfortunate reality is that having a child at that age probably contributed. And obviously this is not something you say to someone's face. e: Some data/resources on the topic: https://powertodecide.org/sites/default/files/resources/primary-download/briefly-unplanned-pregnancy-college.pdf AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Aug 3, 2022 |
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AITA for telling my BIL what happened?quote:Some time ago my middle son (6) told me that he really likes flowers. He then asked me to buy him some. I told my husband and now my son has a small collection. He treasures it a lot. We gave my other two kids flowers the first time as well but they threw them away immediately or gave them to their brother.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:
What am I supposed to do, not tell it like it is?!
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my BIL what happened? Gotta like the BIL for TCOB
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Captain Hygiene posted:What am I supposed to do, not tell it like it is?! Look, sorry, I’m just brutally honest. Sure, I’ll have a huge meltdown if anyone ever says anything like that back to me, but still, brutally honest
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my BIL what happened? just teaching my kids that it's okay to steal from people and destroy their property if they don't conform to outdated gender norms also lol @ "another reason to fight". i wonder what the others are, sis seems like such a great person
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for telling my BIL what happened? "I can't take any credit for that."
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Dogmeat posted:Puke is pretty good chum anyway. When I got my open water certification, my dive instructor said have a light breakfast. So I had some fresh fruit…cue a short boat ride over the reef to the dive site. Turns out I get sea sick in small boats in choppy water. Dropped in and immediately felt better. Dive was great, head to the sea floor about 40-50ft to do drills. As soon as we got to the bottom it all came rushing back. I spilled the contents of my stomach sitting on the bottom of the ocean. So I sat there in a confetti of partially digested fruit and all the tropical fish who decided it was an amazing feast. Got back to the beach and my girlfriend at the time was pissed because I had pretty confetti and fish all around me.
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i have a stomach disorder that makes me perpetually nauseous and the idea of not being able to puke on command is very funny to me. what a life AITA for “snitching” on a teenager quote:Yesterday, I(41f) went grocery shopping with my DIL (20f), and while we were leaving the store we saw a teenage boy scrape down the ENTIRE side of another car as he was pulling out. I’m not talking a light scratch either, this was like thousands of dollars in damage.
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I mean honestly with a hit-and-run you just get an insurance payout but now the owner of that car has to deal with trying to get this teenager and his family to pay it.
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gay frog chemicals posted:I mean honestly with a hit-and-run you just get an insurance payout but now the owner of that car has to deal with trying to get this teenager and his family to pay it. This is true
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Does your insurance go up after a hit-and-run tho?
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gay frog chemicals posted:I mean honestly with a hit-and-run you just get an insurance payout but now the owner of that car has to deal with trying to get this teenager and his family to pay it. I've been rear-ended twice in my life, once by a girl with a car full of empty beer cans, the other by a woman just not paying attention who had no license and no insurance. In both cases, I got paid for repairs and the insurance company went after them for damages. I actually felt sorry for the second one, she was down on her luck to the max and badly damaged her own car.
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gay frog chemicals posted:I mean honestly with a hit-and-run you just get an insurance payout but now the owner of that car's insurance company has to deal with trying to recover their loss from this teenager and his family.
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AITA for sending delivery guy back to get my garlic sauce?quote:I ordered pizza with garlic sauce. The pizza arrived and I checked the food. No garlic sauce. I told the pizza guy and he was like "do you want me to go back for it" "yes please because that's what I ordered" He looked annoyed and said "it will take 30-40 mins and your pizza will get cold" I told him not to worry about that as I have an oven. My wife then came to the door and said we're fine without sauce. Don't make him go all the way back for that. He then said he could just transfer me th money back for the sauce. But uh how is that going to help me?! I asked do I need to speak to management? He said "no I'll be on my way" and he got me my garlic sauce and it was delicious. Wife is embarrassed and said it's childish. Delivery guy looked like I'd peed on his cornflakes. But it's literally his job so what gives. Regardless... AITA Reddit?
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for sending delivery guy back to get my garlic sauce? yes you're an rear end in a top hat lol. assuming he means a condiment and not that the pizza was just straight up wrong.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Does your insurance go up after a hit-and-run tho? Your insurance can go up anytime they need to pay out.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for sending delivery guy back to get my garlic sauce? This is "I'm going to spit on your food" territory if this was over a side of sauce.
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JetSetGo posted:This is "I'm going to spit on your food" territory if this was over a side of sauce. Hes gonna find out hes outside the delivery area next time for sure
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Yeah I'd thank her for the info but I'm not gonna tell my insurance company there's someone they can try to find to pay it lmao.
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for sending delivery guy back to get my garlic sauce? when i delivered pizzas, i just kept a few things of garlic sauce rolling around on the floor of the car in case anybody wanted one don't worry, tho, it was totally safe; they are 100% artificial and cannot rot
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