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Ruffian Price posted:https://web.archive.org/web/20160303105422/http://jayporter.com/dispatches/observations-from-a-tipless-restaurant-part-1-overview I come back to this every once in a while. Eye-opening poo poo, especially the gender dynamics part I’ve read this like 8 times and it’s better each time.
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WT Wally posted:open a power point presentation and put it in reader mode. no jiggler required. If you have access to Youtube you can also just browse to one of those lo-fi streams and keep it going on mute in the background. As long as that browser tab is visible the computer won’t go to sleep.
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Panfilo posted:Stripper math lol. There's a new word for me. How is it a scab thing when they are threatening to unionize to bring tips back? I can go only off the tweet because it's paywalled and I have no context for the actual article lol
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funny song about politics posted:If you have access to Youtube you can also just browse to one of those lo-fi streams and keep it going on mute in the background. As long as that browser tab is visible the computer won’t go to sleep. The fear is that they installed software that tracks your activity level, not whether the screen turns off because your manager might walk by
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funny song about politics posted:If you have access to Youtube you can also just browse to one of those lo-fi streams and keep it going on mute in the background. As long as that browser tab is visible the computer won’t go to sleep. I got this tip a few months ago in CSPAM (maybe from you idk) and Jfc it was a life saver for the three weeks that IT inexplicably set the auto-logout time to five minutes of inactivity
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I got this tip a few months ago in CSPAM (maybe from you idk) and Jfc it was a life saver for the three weeks that IT inexplicably set the auto-logout time to five minutes of inactivity Im setting it to 15 seconds for maximum security
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funny song about politics posted:If you have access to Youtube you can also just browse to one of those lo-fi streams and keep it going on mute in the background. As long as that browser tab is visible the computer won’t go to sleep. I think the idea is to keep teams from setting an afk status. that’s kinda screwy though because I’ve actively used teams on my phone while my computer set it to away
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Aug 4, 2022 04:16
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Plug in a PlayStation controller and enjoy your never away status no matter what is open.
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Aug 4, 2022 04:34
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Go to Teams Calander, and join a meeting with yourself, this will change your status to Busy. Then manually set your status to green. Teams will stay green (active or whatever) until you leave the meeting with yourself. Or set your mouse on an upside down glass cup. The mouse is too far away for the optical thing to work, so it just keeps scanning, might work with keeping your mouse upside down too, not sure.
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Aug 4, 2022 05:45
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Get one of those drinking birds like in the Simpsons constantly opening and closing your start menu
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I would just simply not have to work for a living imo
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get back to work you loving slackers
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it's 3:17pm and i've done ~seven minutes of work today lol
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WT Wally posted:open a power point presentation and put it in reader mode. no jiggler required. i just let my poo poo time out because my bosses arent insane
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just let my poo poo time out because my bosses arent insane do you realize how rare that is
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just let my poo poo time out because my bosses arent insane I just work for my dad's company as a manager. I'm doing great, dad isn't complaining. Actually I'm also in a not lovely company that lets me chill if nothing is going on. also I don't even have a dad
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tokin opposition posted:Get one of those drinking birds like in the Simpsons constantly opening and closing your start menu avatar/post combo
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ArmZ posted:do you realize how rare that is oh i know im lucky my old boss would def have been super weird about wfh
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just let my poo poo time out because my bosses arent insane My last boss was a micromanager. He would just call you out of the blue on Teams multiple times per day and if you didn't immediately pick up he'd call your cell phone. He called me so many times when I was in the bathroom, holy poo poo.
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh i know im lucky I'm currently in a holding pattern where my "manager" keeps holding meetings to discuss one day per week to be in the office, while we say "....yeah sounds good 👍 " and nothing happens. Luckily she is only my manager in a vague "operational" sense, and anyone I actually work with is in a different country and doesn't give two shits where I work from. Probably not sustainable forever, but 
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh i know im lucky I just kinda started working from home (which was a exceptional circumstances only privilege!!!) more and more, for longer and longer, until management finally gave up trying to fight it and just let me do it as long as I loving wanted and made it officially okay. Helps that the one guy in management who was really against it and kept trying to get me fired instead got himself fired because it turns out he was actually not doing even the tiny amount of work he was supposed to be doing.
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Shame Boy posted:I just kinda started working from home (which was a exceptional circumstances only privilege!!!) more and more, for longer and longer, until management finally gave up trying to fight it and just let me do it as long as I loving wanted and made it officially okay. Helps that the one guy in management who was really against it and kept trying to get me fired instead got himself fired because it turns out he was actually not doing even the tiny amount of work he was supposed to be doing.
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Turns out that giving your wage slaves meaningful tasks and good working conditions is in fact a good way to increase both production and quality. Oh
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BonHair posted:Turns out that giving your wage slaves meaningful tasks and good working conditions is in fact a good way to increase both production and quality. Oh But if your wage slaves aren't spending half their time on smiling obeisance and half the time miserable can they even really be called slaves?
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Lacrosse posted:My last boss was a micromanager. He would just call you out of the blue on Teams multiple times per day and if you didn't immediately pick up he'd call your cell phone. He called me so many times when I was in the bathroom, holy poo poo. Would he get mad if you told him you were making GBS threads when he asked what you were doing
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Milo and POTUS posted:Would he get mad if you told him you were making GBS threads when he asked what you were doing poo poo on your own time, time thief
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ArmZ posted:do you realize how rare that is My company let me install my own operating system (I got to choose which one) and my hard drive is encrypted with a password only I know lol
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nexous posted:poo poo on your own time, time thief My boss (the owner) at my last company literally called an all hands and told us to do exactly that lmao
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Milo and POTUS posted:Would he get mad if you told him you were making GBS threads when he asked what you were doing nexous posted:poo poo on your own time, time thief It's this. He was the helpdesk manager and wanted me to log into their call queue despite not being helpdesk just so he could track my 'personal' time. I worked at a call center about 10 years ago that only gave you 7 minutes per day for piss breaks so I had to drink water strategically. The stupid thing is that I'm not even a slacker, I was basically doing his job on top of mine because he was too bogged down micromanaging everyone.
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IAMKOREA posted:My boss (the owner) at my last company literally called an all hands and told us to do exactly that lmao Whenever this happens, make a rough ballpark of number of participants times time spent times average salary. This will result in a Big Number, which you can then tell them they wasted. Remember to show your math and also to have a new job lined up.
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https://twitter.com/FTAlphaville/status/1555260131642048512 The article goes on to explain that Larry Summers wanted even more unemployment, so BofA looks great by comparison!
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BofA deez nutz
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My "immiserating labor is a moral obligation" hat is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my "immiserating labor is a moral obligation" hat
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Miftan posted:BofA deez nutz big parody
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The Oldest Man posted:My "immiserating labor is a moral obligation" hat is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my "immiserating labor is a moral obligation" hat I preferred the older formulation of "Arbeit Macht Frei" tbh
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WT Wally posted:open a power point presentation and put it in reader mode. no jiggler required.  I will try this first thing tomorrow and if it works you will be etched in my memory as a hero. loving Teams has recently started not delivering messages if you’re away. So you can’t just look over and see if the icon is blinking anymore. now you have to become available and then BAM a bunch of messages appear. gently caress Microsoft for catering to these awful control freak assholes.
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i installed the windows 11 upgrade and it use pre installed microsoft teams, gently caress that.
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Shear Modulus posted:i installed the windows 11 upgrade mistakes were made
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Shear Modulus posted:i installed the windows 11 upgrade and it use pre installed microsoft teams, gently caress that. loving idiot moron, it's always good release bad release then good release again Did you learn nothing from Vista and 8?
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