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ben shapino posted:*pissing all over your face* hows this for a main stream That's a very lobstery act. I think Lobster Daddy would approve, if he wasn't banned from Twitter.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Aaaaaaaaaand the "people will gently caress their dogs" argument emerges. What is with conservatives thinking that everyone wants to gently caress dogs? It's just you guys! Work on yourself! See i always heard that in terms of gay marriage. and the rebuttal being you dont need to put a ring on a pig to gently caress it. Now i m having flash backs to the first time i saw a beasitality video...it was posted in a thread in gbs....17 years ago.....
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Even if you did identify as a dog your pronoun wouldn’t be dogself it would be him or her or they. What does he think a pronoun is?
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Ralph Hurley posted:Even if you did identify as a dog your pronoun wouldn’t be dogself it would be him or her or they. What does he think a pronoun is? Furries polluted the earth and now smooth brains think that’s the end goal for all non straight Christians.
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punishedkissinger posted:that account isnt jorp, just a jorp wannabe tbf jorp thinks the exact same way
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cody helpfully condensing this thread into a mere 3 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSNWkRw53Jo
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Stink Billyums posted:cody helpfully condensing this thread into a mere 3 hours It's a really good video and I hadn't realised just how obviously broken the Jortypede was emotionally until Cody laid it out. Dude loving benzoed himself into brainbroke worse than half of the E/N superstars.
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At this point if Jorp exploded into a mass of small cackling imps that were only pretending to be a human that wouldn't surprise me.
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What does this random poo poo have to do with jorp?
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I will never tire of these.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:What does this random poo poo have to do with jorp? they are comments from jorp fans. sorry for not including that context
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Stink Billyums posted:cody helpfully condensing this thread into a mere 3 hours I've heard the lobster jokes but I've never actually bothered to look into his original argument and good god, the lengths Jorpy goes to in order to establish his support for the status quo are, uh, lengthy 1) Pumping lobsters with serotonin makes them aggressive 2) Aggressive lobsters dominate the lobster hierarchy 3) Dominant lobsters reap the rewards of their position 4) Lobsters are older than trees 5) Hierarchies are older than trees 6) Hierarchies are a fundamental part of nature 7) Patriarchy and capitalism are hierarchies 8) Supporting patriarchy and capitalism is natural and good, actually 9) Give me money
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the c&c edits are just so good
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Stink Billyums posted:cody helpfully condensing this thread into a mere 3 hours Ahh 1.25x speed my old friend.
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Canadian Fonzie posted:I've heard the lobster jokes but I've never actually bothered to look into his original argument and good god, the lengths Jorpy goes to in order to establish his support for the status quo are, uh, lengthy This results in the Smoothest Lobster Daddy.
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Can I just say that the new trend of Command And Conquer / Jorp mashup vids is just about the best thing to happen to the internet in years. Just fuckin lmao.
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frytechnician posted:Can I just say that the new trend of Command And Conquer / Jorp mashup vids is just about the best thing to happen to the internet in years. Just fuckin lmao. it's literally perfect
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I mean I... Remember hearing about the lobster argument BEFORE and throwing into the dustbin of 'there's no need to think about this, this man is an idiot ' so when I heard it again in that 3 hour vid... ...do... People who hear this and think, 'huh, good point' not... Look into ANYTHING? For God's sake, Spotted Hyenas feminizing hormone is testosterone and they give birth through their clitoris - humans are hell of a lot closer to hyenas then we are lobsters... What the gently caress is wrong with these people?! Don't they THINK?!
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Samovar posted:I mean I... Remember hearing about the lobster argument BEFORE and throwing into the dustbin of 'there's no need to think about this, this man is an idiot ' so when I heard it again in that 3 hour vid... No, they don’t think about this poo poo. They get someone to hand them a fully formed thought whoch they can then bark on command, because they aren’t looking for new idea material, they are looking for someone to tell them it’s going to be okay, they are good, it’s not their fault, because jordan’s primary audience is men and men are not okay in tyool 2022
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Samovar posted:I mean I... Remember hearing about the lobster argument BEFORE and throwing into the dustbin of 'there's no need to think about this, this man is an idiot ' so when I heard it again in that 3 hour vid... You would be surprised how many people are robots and don't think even a half-step ahead. poo poo Jordan was seemingly unaware of this most obvious response to his gay wedding cake stance.
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Terrifying. That there are people who do not doubt/critique themselves, or WORSE actually recognize the fallaciousness of that type of a comparison, the complete invalidity of it, and still say 'well, I guess he may have been wrong on this count, but that doesn't undermine any of his other points' as if it isn't indicative of a complete fundamental misunderstanding of EVERYTHING! And now I'M sounding lunatic even to myself! God!
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Aug 4, 2022 16:30
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You post like a boomer
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Squall "..."
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yeti friend posted:You post like a boomer Nah, I post like a boomer. They posts like someone who mostly writes RP journals on DA. That’s some preem mental unwellness there. To me what’s interesting that the mask of academic wording and such is gone and all that’s left is like weird trad evangelicalism made worse by literal brain melt.
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My friend that I lost to JORPy 5 years ago is now all in with James Lindsay. This douche needs a shovel to the face like no one else. His trademark is to reply to every critic on twitter with "ok groomer" or straight up blocking them. he's using his intelligence to do this with his life.  https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1534237823343251458
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James Lindsay is the person who most obviously destroyed their brain via twitter. He was never a bright guy but you could watch the holes form in his brain over time.
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i met a former member of that nxvium cult. she was hot and wore really big headphones
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kntfkr posted:i met a former member of that nxvium cult. she was hot and wore really big headphones So how's cult life treating you?
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these people saying trans and nb people are opening the door to dog fuckers are gonna flip when they find out what white women are buying all that peanut butter for
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God drat nicki clyne should’ve been airlocked for real.
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I’m amazed she didn’t go to prison. She’s one of the rape torture cult people, not just the scam ones.
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I watched the Cody Showdy about Ol Lobster Daddy, and it really feels like he talks similarly to a super high dude trying to, "like explaaaaain everything maaaan".
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Jordan Peterson would probably become at least 30% less lovely if he smoked weed.
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Tesseraction posted:Jordan Peterson would probably become at least 30% less lovely if he smoked weed. He has though, and his stance on drugs (while loving weird) is one of his least reprehensible positions.
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didn't work that way for joe rogan
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