The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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moparacker: May 8, 2007

Killer robot posted:

My sister had a real fur stuffed animal as a kid, but it wasn't made out of a whole pelt or anything thankfully. Just a koala made from kangaroo fur a relative got for her in Australia. Similar to this one.

It didn't quite have the "real dead animal" feel that sounds like, but it was still kinda creepy thinking about it.

Is the clockwork windup for a music box or a crude dancing motion? Maybe both?

# ? Aug 4, 2022 22:59

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:39

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

# ? Aug 4, 2022 23:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Timbs posted:

Genredumbs

# ? Aug 4, 2022 23:37

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The Bloop posted:

Genredumbs

Me, after watching too many of their stupid-rear end ghost hunter shows

# ? Aug 4, 2022 23:38

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

does that mean hbo max is for "genresubs"?

# ? Aug 4, 2022 23:46

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

ghosthorse posted:

does that mean hbo max is for "genresubs"?

Crunchyroll�s for the fansubs

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:05

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Out of my way! I'm late for my Appointment Viewing!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:05

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Stuff that "skews female" is bad not because women have poor taste(they don't) but because corporations tend to make products that safely enforce gender stereotypes instead of breaking them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGimbebxdYc

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:10

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:41

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

You can instantly tell the map is inaccurate because all the red states should be Slytherin, no exceptions.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:48

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Ugh, I clicked the X and the source article is even cursed-er than the image alone.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:48

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

ultrafilter posted:

x

cursed rear end article posted:

Over half of the US is in Slytherin ... We all know that most of Slytherin are coded as selfish and evil. WTF!

Idk, checks out.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:07

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

I don't know poo poo about the TERF books.

Why are the weed states and the Jim Crow states lumped in together as the bird sigil, and Vermont is lumped in with the fascist states as the varmint sigil?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:10

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:11

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fozzy The Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

I'd rather lick the foot table

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:19

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

ultrafilter posted:

x

Speaking as someone born and raised in the Keystone State, PA ain't no Ravenclaw.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 01:54

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Fozzy The Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

eh, ill try anything twice.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:06

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/QiXVQ59.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:09

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Fozzy The Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

Brother bought a chocolate chip, he bought it from a man
His sister had another one, she traded it for some spam
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she ate 'em both up
She put the spam in the chocolate chip, she called the doctor, woke him up

And said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?"

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1140957414365118465

Also this reply that made me wheeze

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1140958286881030145

"Gimme the "Fivehead" cut, please".

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:20

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Fozzy The Bear posted:

https://twitter.com/TaxBeast/status/1555035941861052418

I�d try it, once.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:34

OhAreThey: Oct 12, 2012; I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Speaking of Road House rip-offs, here's one starring Billy Ray Cyrus:

Blursed because it's funny as gently caress.

Any relation to Radical Larry?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 03:06

IshmaelZarkov: Jun 20, 2013

The New Cursed Images Thread: I'd rather lick the foot table

# ? Aug 5, 2022 03:23

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QiXVQ59.mp4

Well THERE'S your problem.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 03:28

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

theres a bug in the system

# ? Aug 5, 2022 04:00

Grumbletron 4000: Nov 30, 2002; Where you want it, bitch.; College Slice

# ? Aug 5, 2022 06:18

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QiXVQ59.mp4

Definitly NOT a feature.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 08:17

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

# ? Aug 5, 2022 08:32

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

TotalLossBrain posted:

What's the hypothetical use case here.

it's sexual isn't it

i'm thinkin eating disorder

# ? Aug 5, 2022 08:48

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

davidspackage posted:

Hate those 2 am calls where it's just an ancient voice hungrily murmuring "blood... blood..."

Ooops, sorry, will stop doing that then!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Aug 5, 2022

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:15

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Yaldabaoth posted:

Sounds like he was more into women's shoes than their feet specifically, if I'm reading this right, but yes it's close.

Edit, content that continues the cursed feet theme oddly enough:

"This table is formed of petrified brains, blood, bile, liver, lungs and glands upon which rests a foot, four ears and sections of vertebrae, which are also petrified. Made by Efisio Marini, Italian naturalist doctor, and offered to Napol�on III."

Like the implications of it being 'offered to' Napolean lll.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 12:58

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

What else do you give to the man who has everything?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 14:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

You know what?

gently caress it.

Have some webbed toes with a side order of nail fungus, I AM the Man from Atlantis!

Enjoy!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 14:07

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You know what?

gently caress it.

Have some webbed toes with a side order of nail fungus, I AM the Man from Atlantis!

Enjoy!

p sweet

# ? Aug 5, 2022 14:42

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You know what?

gently caress it.

Have some webbed toes with a side order of nail fungus, I AM the Man from Atlantis!

Enjoy!

we've got that same cursed beige carpet in our house. ugh, I hate carpet!

e, at least your feet aren't fat.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 14:51

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You know what?

gently caress it.

Have some webbed toes with a side order of nail fungus, I AM the Man from Atlantis!

Enjoy!

More like Foot Mold Ogre.

Please see a physician at your earliest convenience.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

More like Foot Mold Ogre.

Please see a physician at your earliest convenience.

I've been to the podiatrist recently, he said the fungus is no big deal- just looks nasty and I never wear sandals anyway so the only people that get to see my feet are those who peruse a thread in the backwaters of cyberspace on an obscure forum.

I picked it up when I was in Korea for a year. Thanks a lot Kim Jong Il! :argh: