Return of the bro zone: pissing myself and getting paid

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

incontrol loving owned and its fail as gently caress hes dead

# ? Aug 2, 2022 18:32

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 03:13

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Smythe posted:

incontrol loving owned and its fail as gently caress hes dead

# ? Aug 2, 2022 18:36

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

I miss Epileper personally, was a true bro to me, we used to hang out in WV and smoke fuckin Bugler and just bitch about life

his music was p lit, too https://soundcloud.com/sylvanidyllics

definitely fail as gently caress he's dead and that whole part of life and that magical WV property and all the memories that go with it are either lost to me or in a memorybox forever. hosed up

# ? Aug 2, 2022 18:42

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Cabbages and Kings posted:

it's just a shitload of miralax? that's what my wife had, anyway

you ain't never been addled by the poppy plant, if ye don't know and love the 'lax

It was some solution that was simultaneously sickly sweet and incredibly salty

# ? Aug 2, 2022 18:52

Sharks Eat Bear: Dec 25, 2004

Cabbages and Kings posted:

a friend who doesn't drink very often sent me this in response so throw it on the pile

# ? Aug 2, 2022 19:10

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Smythe posted:

[EG] InControl

EG has the coolest origin story of any pro gaming team, where they were the best and coolest counter strike clan in all of Edmonton, and then they moved to Vancouver to become sponsored pro gamers where they had to sleep in the back room of a gaming cafe and then moved back to Edmonton when somebody got shot out front and then I guess several years later somebody bought the name from them or something idk

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# ? Aug 2, 2022 19:23

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

# ? Aug 3, 2022 02:17

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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500 good dogs posted:

everyday is national boobie day

# ? Aug 3, 2022 02:28

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

goth chicks tend to have shockingly unkempt pussies

# ? Aug 3, 2022 02:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Smythe posted:

pretty sure i read somewher our generations has like a 300x higher likelihood of getting colon cancer than our predecessors. seems good

can confirm, just finished chemo a few weeks ago, i was diagnosed last year right after tuning 39

they've already ticked the recommended screening age down from 50 to 45 but it's probably gonna come down again, there's been an absolutely enormous uptick in new colon cancers (already one of the most common cancers) specifically in people too young to hit the screening age. and these tend to be fatal cancers, since they aren't detected until it's too late (this is why we hafta screen in the first place). this started happening in around the early 2000s and they have absolutely no idea why, except that what was previously an old man cancer is now a deadly millennial disease

if you're a dude over 30 tell your doctor you wanna get a camera rammed up your butt even though you're "too young" for it, it could save your life

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:10

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can confirm, just finished chemo a few weeks ago, i was diagnosed last year right after tuning 39

they've already ticked the recommended screening age down from 50 to 45 but it's probably gonna come down again, there's been an absolutely enormous uptick in new colon cancers (already one of the most common cancers) specifically in people too young to hit the screening age. and these tend to be fatal cancers, since they aren't detected until it's too late (this is why we hafta screen in the first place). this started happening in around the early 2000s and they have absolutely no idea why, except that what was previously an old man cancer is now a deadly millennial disease

if you're a dude over 30 tell your doctor you wanna get a camera rammed up your butt even though you're "too young" for it, it could save your life

drat, glad they caught it SH

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:19

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can confirm, just finished chemo a few weeks ago, i was diagnosed last year right after tuning 39

they've already ticked the recommended screening age down from 50 to 45 but it's probably gonna come down again, there's been an absolutely enormous uptick in new colon cancers (already one of the most common cancers) specifically in people too young to hit the screening age. and these tend to be fatal cancers, since they aren't detected until it's too late (this is why we hafta screen in the first place). this started happening in around the early 2000s and they have absolutely no idea why, except that what was previously an old man cancer is now a deadly millennial disease

if you're a dude over 30 tell your doctor you wanna get a camera rammed up your butt even though you're "too young" for it, it could save your life

whoa. glad you lived. crazy poo poo.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:21

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can confirm, just finished chemo a few weeks ago, i was diagnosed last year right after tuning 39

they've already ticked the recommended screening age down from 50 to 45 but it's probably gonna come down again, there's been an absolutely enormous uptick in new colon cancers (already one of the most common cancers) specifically in people too young to hit the screening age. and these tend to be fatal cancers, since they aren't detected until it's too late (this is why we hafta screen in the first place). this started happening in around the early 2000s and they have absolutely no idea why, except that what was previously an old man cancer is now a deadly millennial disease

if you're a dude over 30 tell your doctor you wanna get a camera rammed up your butt even though you're "too young" for it, it could save your life

It is all the pegging

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:43

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:57

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

lumpentroll posted:

quote for fail

# ? Aug 3, 2022 03:57

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Smythe posted:

whoa. glad you lived. crazy poo poo.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 04:12

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

It is all the pegging

or maybe it was all the n word saying, i am from the sub-bible "deep" south after all

i'm easily 30+ years younger than almost every single other patient i've ever seen at the infusion clinic, where you spend hours getting poison pumped directly into your heart on a crazy american healthcare schedule

the only exceptions that i saw tended to be pale medusas that i mostly assumed were mad about having one boob out (thank you medical port) in front of the increasingly young male nurses (thank you obama), and extremely chill dudes who definitely didn't drive there only kinda high to get their port flushed that saturday morning, since you can hit the earliest spot when the clinic opens at 9 followed by the cool midtown place that opens at 10 that has the weekend deal on wax

# ? Aug 3, 2022 09:04

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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butt cancer sounds gay

i got nothing to worry about

# ? Aug 3, 2022 09:08

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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butt yea definitely get your butthole checked out

quote:

Levels of rectal-only, late-stage cancer increased 133% in those between the ages of 20-29 and 97% in late-stage colon cancer for those between the ages of 30-39.
While cancer rates are also rising in older individuals, those between the ages of 40-49 saw a 48% increase � just less than half of that in those a decade younger.

The most significant increases were found in those of Black or Hispanic descent.

probably too much computer touching and being sedentary all day ina chair, increasingly shittier food, and much more microplastic pollution loving up ol' guts

# ? Aug 3, 2022 09:16

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1554450815368175617

# ? Aug 3, 2022 12:33

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Smythe posted:

whoa. glad you lived. crazy poo poo.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:59

lil poopendorfer: Nov 13, 2014; by the sex ghost

Xaris posted:

butt yea definitely get your butthole checked out

probably too much computer touching and being sedentary all day ina chair, increasingly shittier food, and much more microplastic pollution loving up ol' guts

it's an alarming trend but not really a big deal ....... Yet

# ? Aug 3, 2022 14:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lil poopendorfer posted:

it's an alarming trend but not really a big deal ....... Yet

it's a big enough deal that they were teaching it in medical school to new doctors a decade ago

also hole cancer like that is esp bad because it's an almost guaranteed colostomy bag if you survive. mine was kinda behind my bellybutton so i just have a ring of titanium staples somewhere holding my tube together

# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:16

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

or maybe it was all the n word saying, i am from the sub-bible "deep" south after all

So it was a punishment t for you sins?

glad you are fine now.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

oh yeah and when they give you a stoma they also deadend your hole because you're not using it anymore

# ? Aug 3, 2022 19:05

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's a big enough deal that they were teaching it in medical school to new doctors a decade ago

also hole cancer like that is esp bad because it's an almost guaranteed colostomy bag if you survive. mine was kinda behind my bellybutton so i just have a ring of titanium staples somewhere holding my tube together

can you poo poo normally now

# ? Aug 3, 2022 19:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

yeah i just have nerve damage (neuropathy) from the chemo, poo poo is nasty stuff

they don't let you leave the hospital until you can demonstrate that you can poo poo

# ? Aug 3, 2022 19:16

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

Smythe posted:

incontrol loving owned and its fail as gently caress hes dead

# ? Aug 3, 2022 19:24

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Smythe posted:

incontrol loving owned and its fail as gently caress hes dead

Yeah man, he brought such good vibes to sc

# ? Aug 4, 2022 06:06

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1554450815368175617

That cheeky bastard.

# ? Aug 4, 2022 15:53

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

# ? Aug 4, 2022 21:53

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can confirm, just finished chemo a few weeks ago, i was diagnosed last year right after tuning 39

they've already ticked the recommended screening age down from 50 to 45 but it's probably gonna come down again, there's been an absolutely enormous uptick in new colon cancers (already one of the most common cancers) specifically in people too young to hit the screening age. and these tend to be fatal cancers, since they aren't detected until it's too late (this is why we hafta screen in the first place). this started happening in around the early 2000s and they have absolutely no idea why, except that what was previously an old man cancer is now a deadly millennial disease

if you're a dude over 30 tell your doctor you wanna get a camera rammed up your butt even though you're "too young" for it, it could save your life

Does it have to be a doctor

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:18

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1554450815368175617

Clean getaway.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 00:58

Eason the Fifth: Apr 9, 2020

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yeah i just have nerve damage (neuropathy) from the chemo, poo poo is nasty stuff

they don't let you leave the hospital until you can demonstrate that you can poo poo

Since this is the bro zone and im sure bros are wondering ill be a bro and ask. What were your symptoms

# ? Aug 5, 2022 02:55