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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

marshmallow creep posted:

The only word he said I could understand was "vaccine."

You got the vaccine didn't both of ya, ya lost ya life

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Is that what happens when you don't take the vaccine :stare:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yeah, I guess, if Covid became the rage virus at some point

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
How the hell did my dual wielding boomerang berserker from my 1995 D&D campaign come into being?

Do….do I have the powers of creation? Do I even want these powers?

stares at hands

…should anyone have these powers?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I was just thankful that dude backed off, when the window shattered and he got his hands on that driver I thought it was gonna get real ugly.

Obviously it probably wouldn't be in this thread in that case but still, Christ.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I thought it was staged until he broke the mirror. Dude walloping it with a boomerang and breaking the boomerang and then whipping out his backup boomerang sounds like silly TikTok fodder.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Expats say they miss like to have tim tams or vegemite to remember the old country. If I'm ever feeling like I need a fix of Australia I'm going to mainline that video. It's perfect.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/ocUvqOr.mp4

snail
Sep 25, 2008

CHEESE!

Inceltown posted:

You got the vaccine didn't both of ya, ya lost ya life

https://www.news.com.au/technology/...aa427ad53d5e2a7

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

His Divine Shadow posted:

Aren't all carts like this where you live?

Where I live I'm lucky if a cart can roll in a straight line when I push it.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
I can't take anymore chaos videos today. Between boomerang meat man and stuff I saw on Twitter, I'm just gonna hide in my house and watch HBO Max shows until Discovery cancels them and then I'll sleep forever.

Obviously some accident/incident happened (since their vehicles are pointing in opposite directions) and I guess they didn't start rolling video until all cars came to a stop, but if only we could see what started THAT.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates



Suicide Squad?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://i.imgur.com/We0FBUu.mp4
source: My Love Story!

also, I'm not sure why imgur changes certain gifs to mp4s when I upload them. size limit thing, I presume?

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

The kids aint right

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Would you be alright if someone broke your boomerang?

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice

That's the type of fine journalism I expect from news.com.au. Really great work just watching that video and writing down what happened in it.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Steve Holt! posted:

That's the type of fine journalism I expect from news.com.au. Really great work just watching that video and writing down what happened in it.
I don't know, I think I rather like the matter-of-fact way they describe his insane boomerang bit

quote:

Brandishing a wooden boomerang, the man hits the mirror and then the driver’s window, snapping the boomerang in the process.

“Broke my f***ing boomerang,” he vents.

“Are you catching this?” the driver asks his passenger as the man briefly moves out of shot before re-emerging with a second boomerang.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Azhais posted:

Would you be alright if someone broke your boomerang?

Ok boomer






































































































































ang.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVK4ayUKGG4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
It's clearly the same boomerang, it's the bit that snapped off

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/EOOAnQZ.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/QOmPsAK.mp4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




This gif made me angry


This gif made me happy

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://i.imgur.com/fnGX8j1.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ko8cDg4.mp4

source: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Parallel Works 9, which if you've seen Gurren Lagann but not the Parallel Works, definitely watch this one at minimum

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

This is why you should leave your kids at home.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Breaking News - Local yoga retreat filled with perverts who paid to have kids touch their butts

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/obqhQ7R.mp4

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Is it having an emergency, or is it just what it's like to live near an airport?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Forgall posted:

Is it having an emergency, or is it just what it's like to live near an airport?

That's just what it looks like when you fly through clouds. If you really want to go down a rabbit hole check up on people freaked out by contrails. So many people think that stuff is crop dusting humanity with NWO crazy juice rather than just a bit of moisture in the air showing up for a bit thanks to a giant metal bird disturbing it for a bit.

snail
Sep 25, 2008

CHEESE!

Forgall posted:

Is it having an emergency, or is it just what it's like to live near an airport?

Just fog or extremely high humidity. Quite normal in that weather.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Forgall posted:

Is it having an emergency, or is it just what it's like to live near an airport?

haven't you heard about chemtrails? those aren't clouds.

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022

Of course white people would pay extra for the chance to downward dog around literal mounds of feces, with more defecating animals walking around in their own poo poo, and then walking their lovely hooves all over their lululemons, and really huff it in cause nature is natural. Groupon must be alive and well still.

Namaste.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

smh if you do not have the desire to roll around on the floor with small animals all the time.

besides i work retail so I already spend all my time around animals covered in poo poo.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Who's hating on goats?!

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
The goats are fine, its the putting your face against the floor of a actual farm and all the sanitation that comes with farm life. Wipe of their feetsies and slap a diaper on them, problem solved. Except face still on the farm floor of course.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have never been particularly concerned that grass might have poop on it. It's outside, everything might have poop on it.

Everything that I, personally, have not scrubbed clean in the last ten minutes and have not broken eye contact with since, might have poop on it.

It's fine, just clean stuff that needs to be clean and accept that everything else might have poop on it, that's life.

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
THEIR FACES ARE NEAR POOP bah gawd

nevermind, i mistake myself for being around people who haven't made their peace with poo poo on and near their face. Y'all are kinky!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Of course white people would pay extra for the chance to downward dog around literal mounds of feces, with more defecating animals walking around in their own poo poo, and then walking their lovely hooves all over their lululemons, and really huff it in cause nature is natural. Groupon must be alive and well still.

Namaste.

Oh ho! It's a main character with 'issues'!

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Goat poo poo is pretty inoffensive imo

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



OwlFancier posted:

I have never been particularly concerned that grass might have poop on it. It's outside, everything might have poop on it.

Everything that I, personally, have not scrubbed clean in the last ten minutes and have not broken eye contact with since, might have poop on it.

It's fine, just clean stuff that needs to be clean and accept that everything else might have poop on it, that's life.

How many kids do you have? :sun:

Having six cats & six cat boxes to change every other day, I should already be dead.

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