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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Zero_Grade posted:

I don't know whether to be offended or proud at this comparison.

Depends on if you're from florida or australia

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Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

I've had tamarind ice cream before, so Worcestershire sauce makes a KIND of sense if you ignore the anchovies.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Heinz already went in that direction before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzFjHXknyE

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




I followed this and found the full list:

Ketchup
Mayo
Baked Beans
Rolled Oats
HP Sauce
Coco Pops
PG Tips (black tea)
Bird's Custard
Soy Sauce
Lyle's Golden Syrup (no clue what this is)
Frosties
Salad Cream

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Shooting Blanks posted:

I followed this and found the full list:

Ketchup
Mayo
Baked Beans
Rolled Oats
HP Sauce
Coco Pops
PG Tips (black tea)
Bird's Custard
Soy Sauce
Lyle's Golden Syrup (no clue what this is)
Frosties
Salad Cream

Black tea ice cream is delicious.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Shooting Blanks posted:

Lyle's Golden Syrup (no clue what this is)

Wikipedia posted:

Golden syrup or light treacle is a thick, amber-coloured form of inverted sugar syrup made by the process of refining sugar cane or sugar beet juice into sugar, or by treatment of a sugar solution with acid. It is used in a variety of baking recipes and desserts. It has an appearance and consistency similar to honey, and is often used as a substitute where honey is unavailable or prohibitively expensive.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rolled oats ice cream could be good, if it was some kind of brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal flavor or something. I assume this is just the raw flat oats with that tasteless powder that's always on them, though

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

This one place that was open for like, a loving year at most had an oatmeal lemon ice cream that I still crave years later. Lemony ice cream full of toothsome oats. Very nice texture.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Will not rest until A1 icecream.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

I am intrigued by the soy sauce flavor. Soy sauce goes surprisingly well with vanilla ice cream, so might as well just simplify matters.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



AngryRobotsInc posted:

Soy sauce goes surprisingly well with vanilla ice cream

:crossarms:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Shooting Blanks posted:

I followed this and found the full list:

Coco pops would be just normal chocolate ice cream.

Frosted flakes would be...I dunno, nearly unflavored sweet or just sweetened corn flavor? Golden syrup would also just be sugar-flavored.

The rest are abominations.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



AngryRobotsInc posted:

I am intrigued by the soy sauce flavor. Soy sauce goes surprisingly well with vanilla ice cream, so might as well just simplify matters.

An absolute pro tier topping for vanilla ice cream is pomegranate molasses.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Captain Hygiene posted:

I've gotta give em credit, "ice cream that looks like a heart immediately after it's extracted from a live victim during a bloody ritual" seems like a pretty niche product, but they nailed it

I just wanna say you've been posting fire for the last few weeks at least and this gave me a good chuckle thx

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It also doesn't really taste like honey, it's pure inverted sugar, so it tastes like toasted sugar.

I do like it on ice cream but I don't know if I ever wanted ice cream that just tastes like it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Captain Hygiene posted:

a heart immediately after it's extracted from a live victim during a bloody ritual

Hey, that's considered a cupboard classic only among House of Lords members

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Needing to look up what “salad cream” was led me to the Wikipedia page for Miracle Whip with its somewhat threatening photo:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Needing to look up what “salad cream” was led me to the Wikipedia page for Miracle Whip with its somewhat threatening photo:



Mayos with threatening auras.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Beef taco flavored jelly bean anyone? Or how about "salsa" flavored?



Just sickening.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Horchata and churro jelly beans don't sound bad. But I don't see how they could do guacamole justice and not ruin them.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zil posted:

Horchata and churro jelly beans don't sound bad. But I don't see how they could do guacamole justice and not ruin them.

Jelly Belly already makes a margarita flavor that’s pretty good

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Gimme a jelly bean that's tajin and chamoy

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


https://twitter.com/ClaudeUlt/status/1555583372696555520

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Beef goatse

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Thought that steak was gonna explode in the pan

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

They cut it with normal cutlery then switched to a plastic fork for the taste test :psyduck:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

cyberia posted:

They cut it with normal cutlery then switched to a plastic fork for the taste test :psyduck:
What? It's the same plastic fork they were using when they cut it

Granted, still hosed up, but it's not like they used a proper fork for the slicing then switched to a plastic one.

Also on further review it's definitely sliced by the same knife that was used to cut the hole in the raw steak, no bets regarding whether anyone did anything more than rinse it before using it on the "cooked" steak

stringless has a new favorite as of 02:07 on Aug 7, 2022

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Shooting Blanks posted:

An absolute pro tier topping for vanilla ice cream is pomegranate molasses.

Dear god yes.

My submission was gonna be Mr Black coffee liqueur, but now I need to find some pomegranate molasses.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'll bet the omelet turned out incredible though

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rdyyurL7TB1z7ukda.mp4

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Rocky pouring one out for Apollo

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Clock's ticking on that five second rule

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

smh, ain't even got any jelly beans with this milk steak.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*ripping top off of box of salt and tilting it over cheetos steak* Can't forget the seasoning

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

"Thaaat's not baaad!"

narrator: it was bad

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I always gag and cover my mouth when I like food

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Wtf? the egg in the middle thing is what you do with toast, for children.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

FFT posted:

What? It's the same plastic fork they were using when they cut it

Granted, still hosed up, but it's not like they used a proper fork for the slicing then switched to a plastic one.

Also on further review it's definitely sliced by the same knife that was used to cut the hole in the raw steak, no bets regarding whether anyone did anything more than rinse it before using it on the "cooked" steak

Watching on my phone it looked like a different fork while she was cutting the steak. There's always so many baffling choices and editing decisions in these videos that it seemed plausible.

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ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Brawnfire posted:

Clock's ticking on that five second rule

Just need a shopvac. Suck them up and blow them out on the flattop.

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