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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

The one on the bottom was fine until you opened it!

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Hey, some people pay extra for that!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Yet another problem that could have been solved by being at your door to pick up your food after the 7 text messages that tell you the exact status of your food delivery.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yet another problem that could have been solved by being at your door to pick up your food after the 7 text messages that tell you the exact status of your food delivery.

Depending on when the video was actually made, the company might have contactless delivery in place.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

its all nice on rice posted:

Depending on when the video was actually made, the company might have contactless delivery in place.

That’s my point. You can still be near the door and take your food once the driver walks away, within 30 seconds of it being dropped off. I legit hope this video didn’t get someone fired because they were just doing their job.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Tbf, I've had numerous drivers drop off food, not even knock once, then send the pic over 10 mins later.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Staged!!!! Faked!!! They’re just doing it for the attention :saddumb:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg7ptnmEe21zegdlp.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




They found footage of the "this is the worst part" guy :aaaaa:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I feel like you'd need to be a doctor of gastroenterology to even figure out what this is.
:barf:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
It's okay, they aren't kidneys!

They're balls!!

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1556094607183986689?s=20&t=x3NGfYyAQqCZ0jvgYPNKww

https://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1556095722738810880?s=20&t=x3NGfYyAQqCZ0jvgYPNKww

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf
The words "Haggis pizza" come to mind.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Look at this pizzas huge balls.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: Look at this pizzas huge balls

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Italian Challenge! Look at Mike Piazza's Huge Balls

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Eat em before they hatch challenge

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Looking up rooster testicles gave me this hideous description:


a random website posted:

Rooster testicles are like little sausages. The casings contain flesh with an appearance and texture similar to tofu. Connoisseurs like them barely cooked so they are very tender and even a little liquid in the center, and when you bite into them they kind of go "sploosh" in your mouth. The less experienced may wish to have them cooked a little longer

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I just can't, my food should not be obviously someone's disgusting fetisch.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
The sploosh is stored in the balls

Fall Dog
Feb 24, 2009
The glee is stored in the balls.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


Leroy Dennui posted:

Look at this pizzas huge balls.

GBS thread crossover episode?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

coleman francis posted:

The words "Haggis pizza" come to mind.

Would eat the poo poo out that.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Finally, the pizza to satisfy Mr. T.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: Look at this pizzas huge balls

It's hard to beat the current title but this is the most worthy candidate so far.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio




lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




AARD VARKMAN posted:

On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio






Like a large part of this thread, these would probably be amazing when hung over.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


lobsterminator posted:

Like a large part of this thread, these would probably be amazing when hung over.

You understand Ohio.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

AARD VARKMAN posted:

On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio






I do enjoy a good cum glazed pizza when hungover.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

AARD VARKMAN posted:

On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio



I'd eat this one, but not the other ones

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

AARD VARKMAN posted:

On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio



Just the laziest taco pizza.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Seaniqua posted:



I'd eat this one, but not the other ones

It looks like an extra soggy microwave pizza.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Looks like a standard tavern style pizza to me. Maybe not top quality. You could get that anywhere here. :shrug:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Pepperoni under the cheese is a hallmark, as is the cut. This checks out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah that looks fine, no way you're getting that cheese on a microwave pizza.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Yeah that looks like the sort of pizza that you'd make late at night drunk, which you know you sort of hosed up, but still at the time taste amazing, so all good.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0VqEUcY.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lil' Mestre easily in the 95th percentile for the thread

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:3:

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/status/1557876300684992512?s=20&t=5dGjjUUGRHH4IsDrE3IKdg

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