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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

By popular demand posted:

Wtf? the egg in the middle thing is what you do with toast, for children.

Well u see this is adult bc its a steak instead of bread

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's just baffling watching people who apparently just don't understand even the first thing about why they're doing things.

Like yes, butter is very good for cooking steak in, but you put the butter in first. And you cook the steak first before you start dumping in liquid or else you're gonna get poached steak.

loving cargo cult cookery.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Just discovered the Japanese have made strawberry mapo tofu. Chinese captions say "now we understand how the Italians feel"

https://twitter.com/shucaileibaozha/status/1379470626495205376?t=W3VYFOxI3gf8ozzy2iPjpg&s=19

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022


Brb going to the gas station to try whatever the hell this is

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
have a sip

https://twitter.com/redpyrameadhead/status/1555942135265992704?t=tSOUGC0djhStW8Aj8UgxYA&s=19

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Like yes, butter is very good for cooking steak in, but you put the butter in first.

The rest of that video is indefensible, but this is wrong. If you put the butter first into a pan hot enough to sear steak, you're going to burn the butter before the steak is done. Start with vegetable oil that's near smoking temperature, drop in the steak for a couple minutes to sear one side, flip it to sear the other side, then add butter (and any herbs/garlic to taste). Use the butter to baste the steak until it's the temperature you want.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I guess yes if your cooker gets hot enough to do that, mine doesn't so it's not really a problem :v:

I've always managed to get a nice brown with just butter without burning it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I’m sorry that is just funny as hell.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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If possible, and if my steak has a nice strip of fat, I like to place the fat down on the heating pan and let it render out, then use that to sear before dropping butter and herbs into the pan.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


How To Basic is doing post-video videos now?

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

MagpieConcept posted:

Brb going to the gas station to try whatever the hell this is

Update: What the gently caress? He's right it's neither flavor it's just. Something. Describing it as a flavor error code is absolutely correct. :stare:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Excellent turnaround on that mission

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


the sport pepper malort is ok but basically just tastes like sport pepper brine

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Oh, baseballs are a pepper? The "sport" part makes way more sense now!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


Where is your god now?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You really should try growing your own baseballs, it's incredibly easy and there are many cultivars with different spiciness levels.

E:∆∆∆∆∆ oh come on, that's not even close to being disgusting.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Antigravitas posted:



Where is your god now?
praise ja!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is it some sort of elaborate german revenge upon italy for past failures?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Antigravitas posted:



Where is your god now?

I never got around to trying the pizza pasta when it was on sale. How does it actually taste and look inside the package?

Pizza style pasta is something I make pretty regularly.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Antigravitas posted:



Where is your god now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czpYfVowvg

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

VictualSquid posted:

I never got around to trying the pizza pasta when it was on sale. How does it actually taste and look inside the package?

The picture on the box is actually remarkably faithful to the finished pizza. I find it quite salty. Can't really compare the taste to anything. It's like the platonic ideal of carbs?

have, would, will

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just discovered the Japanese have made strawberry mapo tofu. Chinese captions say "now we understand how the Italians feel"

https://twitter.com/shucaileibaozha/status/1379470626495205376?t=W3VYFOxI3gf8ozzy2iPjpg&s=19

Lmao

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just discovered the Japanese have made strawberry mapo tofu. Chinese captions say "now we understand how the Italians feel"

https://twitter.com/shucaileibaozha/status/1379470626495205376?t=W3VYFOxI3gf8ozzy2iPjpg&s=19

what in the gently caress

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

God drat a cooked strawberry looks loving gross

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Brawnfire posted:

God drat a cooked strawberry looks loving gross

That seriously looks like someone just tossed a pile of human tongues in the mix :stonk:

DarklyDreaming has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Aug 7, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MagpieConcept posted:

Update: What the gently caress? He's right it's neither flavor it's just. Something. Describing it as a flavor error code is absolutely correct. :stare:

you guys might have covid, I had that a few weeks ago and couldn't taste for a while, and flavors were like error coding my brain.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Walked past this place in my grimy northern town this week. Looks loving awful.



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

monkeytennis posted:

Walked past this place in my grimy northern town this week. Looks loving awful.





ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rg8n3n08Nc1r0uzl6.mp4

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011


I've made rainbow bread, though not in bun form, and that probably tastes VERY artificial. It takes a ton of coloring to make the colors that strong.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Cones cost extra

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i want a Dope Burger plush in the classic Rasta Banana style.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

LifeSunDeath posted:

you guys might have covid, I had that a few weeks ago and couldn't taste for a while, and flavors were like error coding my brain.
I'm fairly certain the "cranberry Mike's Hard Lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade throws a tastebud error code" thing predates covid

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Just don't try and do the flavor contra code.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that's super hosed up

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

for half a moment I assumed the problem was she put the egg in before flipping the steak and it'd overcook the egg, and was ready to go 'oh come on she hosed timing up but that's a probably perfectly fine way to do a steak and eggs meal in a cute way'.

Then the mac and cheese came out and I was ready to die.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

MagpieConcept posted:

Update: What the gently caress? He's right it's neither flavor it's just. Something. Describing it as a flavor error code is absolutely correct. :stare:

I can still taste the cucumber, but it definitely makes the Mikes more palatable. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's good, but it was definitely better than drinking it by itself.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

sexpig by night posted:

for half a moment I assumed the problem was she put the egg in before flipping the steak and it'd overcook the egg, and was ready to go 'oh come on she hosed timing up but that's a probably perfectly fine way to do a steak and eggs meal in a cute way'.

Then the mac and cheese came out and I was ready to die.

Hmm actually i think i got it, and your post helped me. Steak, eggs and hashbrowns are a staple of diners. So maybe her idea was to mix up this classic. And so you get the what im sure she thinks is fancy presentation for the steak and eggs.

But then potatoes...thats boring. Hashbrowns are usually topped with cheese and a sauce. The sauce could be hot even. And so, she was walking thru the grocery store and saw the flamin hot cheetos and a light went off in her head. Macaroni is starchy and hard just like potatoes! And thus, that video

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

LifeSunDeath posted:

that's super hosed up

agreed; they should have mac & cheese, not baked beans

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