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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Yaldabaoth posted:

No I'm pretty sure "Real men don't wear wrist watches" is the sort of bizarre opinion only a goonlord would have.

Yeah that’s basically up there with goon opinions like “adults don’t drink anything but water”

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jabberlock posted:

The handwich is the worst way to jerk someone off

This opinion represents a failure of imagination

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Wall Balls posted:

nothing wrong with a nice handwich



Defunctland made an entire video about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT37IyTJQy4

The curse is why would someone make a video that's over 20 minutes long about a failed fastfood item? It could be summed up in 5 at most.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Everyone: Enjoying handwiches
Mr. Ice Cream Glove: Hey guys... oh, never mind :smith:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Yaldabaoth posted:

The curse is why would someone make a video that's over 20 minutes long about a failed fastfood item? It could be summed up in 5 at most.

It was made by a guy who used to artificially deepen his voice in his early videos, which everyone could plainly hear. He claimed for years he didn't do it and that people were crazy to believe that, until one day he just up and admitted that he was in fact digitally altering his voice. Like a lot of amusement park buffs, dude is a little off.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

In terms of learning things about content creators I like, I think that's pretty harmless and not even the most disappointing one I've learned today.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That is the cutest little avatar of death, the great destroyer of all that I ever did see.
:swoon:

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

dot communist posted:

Everyone: Enjoying handwiches
Mr. Ice Cream Glove: Hey guys... oh, never mind :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu9CvbrnlM

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

:kimchi:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


I’d pet it.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrYenko posted:

I’d pet it.

very carefully

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


republican.txt

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Yaldabaoth posted:



republican.txt

How did your raw materials get to your production facility, and how did the finished product leave it? Fairies?

I’d bet trucks.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Unless it's on a packet of cocaine, then it's Libertarian.txt.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
We had a cat at my shelter who had an eye removed, and she really liked getting her empty eye socket scritched. Like, she would push her head around specifically to get your finger in there.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
No, you see, the wily and clever libertarian mined the ore to smelt the steel to mold the drill that drilled the oil to produce the plastic wrap in the factory he built by hand.

At no point did he rely on others. He is the protagonist of reality and not a cog in a machine.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/BinAnimals/status/1555952508727660544?t=r-YhKI-73GJuWOFzzOsyjw&s=19

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

We had a cat at my shelter who had an eye removed, and she really liked getting her empty eye socket scritched. Like, she would push her head around specifically to get your finger in there.

Scars tend to itch and there's no way a whole paw will fit in there :catdrugs:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Way to offend both the religious and the autistic.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Do you know of any autistic people who are offended by that?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

MrYenko posted:

I’d pet it.

They feel like luxurious flannel pajamas.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ultrafilter posted:

Do you know of any autistic people who are offended by that?

Also, who cares about offending religious people

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Yaldabaoth posted:



Way to offend both the religious and the autistic.

I read it as being a post by a person on the spectrum that was writing about how they thought about other people that might have been on the spectrum. Either one of us could be right (based on the image alone, but maybe you have more context than I do) but not everything is offensive.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Milo and POTUS posted:

Also, who cares about offending religious people

Probably the like 90% of the planet that is religious.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Waltzing Along posted:

Probably the like 90% of the planet that is religious.

Yeah but have you considered gently caress those people?

I think being an autistic monk or nun or friar in medieval England would be better than the alternative, which was being the village idiot.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=e1UHFlU1n7I&feature=emb_logo

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Waltzing Along posted:

Probably the like 90% of the planet that is religious.

The percentage probably drops pretty hard if you rephrase it "who cares about offending people of religions other than their own"

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/TSSteinbacher/status/1556383553021247490?t=fEvF1vMTg_5ZlZe15SYmWg&s=19

Combo curse. GBS is leaking

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1556289885991944192?t=8Oengeken8I67pCbceV2Iw&s=19

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Aug 7, 2022

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

I don’t ever care about people’s consensual kink, but it seems like a reliably lovely hook to hang an identity on.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think being an autistic monk or nun or friar in medieval England would be better than the alternative, which was being the village idiot.

I dunno, I'm really enjoying that job.


Hey, do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Biohazard posted:

I read it as being a post by a person on the spectrum that was writing about how they thought about other people that might have been on the spectrum. Either one of us could be right (based on the image alone, but maybe you have more context than I do) but not everything is offensive.

Sorry, let me try posting a much better curse:



Tag yourself, I'm over action of the mind.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Yaldabaoth posted:

Sorry, let me try posting a much better curse:



Tag yourself, I'm over action of the mind.

I'm Deranged Masturbation.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Yaldabaoth posted:

Sorry, let me try posting a much better curse:



Tag yourself, I'm over action of the mind.

Having the Time of my Life in the insane asylum.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm imaginary female trouble

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Seduction & Disappointment :mmmsmug::respek::smith:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

imaginary female trouble

https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1556283752501768194?s=20&t=7bxxtZqaJH6ezNcdkFcgjQ

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm Deranged Masturbation.

Suppressed masturbation over here. If only we could meet in the middle.

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