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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

New From the Makers of the Fleshlight

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Large Testicles posted:

pff, you're telling me if you could have a robot pull a turd out of your rear end in a top hat instead of making GBS threads, you wouldn't do it? luddite

the future is here grandpa

I just have enrique do it for me

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
https://twitter.com/616cherik/status/1554579663913091074?s=21&t=pvizY3EMufpdtH94Hxs16w



and speaking of circumcisions:

https://i.imgur.com/txYCMb0.mp4

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

I should call her.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

I know vagina dentata when I see em

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Large Testicles posted:

I know vagina dentata when I see em

If you know vagina dentata
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into CBT
If you have half a brain

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh yeah the stray pube twin beam effect we've all seen it

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

flavor.flv posted:

Oh yeah the stray pube twin beam effect we've all seen it

It really is the worst.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Would smother and cover

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

That's a good root, if ever I've seen one.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
a good source of potussyum

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If I saw that at the farmers market, I'd snatch it right up.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Yam it in me

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Potatoes, looks more like cameltoes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nenonen posted:

Potatoes, looks more like cameltoes

Shut up Hedberg.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1555700272177053704

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I thought it was a spear wound? :confused:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Halberd

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Axe wound

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The eye of Whoreon

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Lance of Lon-ginas

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Christ’s Woundssy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The holey spirit

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Matthew 69:69 — While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my chrussy.”

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd rather have a religion obsessed with the female genitals than one focused on bleeding wounds, personaly.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

By popular demand posted:

I'd rather have a religion obsessed with the female genitals than one focused on bleeding wounds, personaly.

Idol hole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjxr_No-yuY

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VhvrRbI.mp4

There’s sound…

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


There is smell too or did I just fart

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




By popular demand posted:

I'd rather have a religion obsessed with the female genitals than one focused on bleeding wounds, personaly.

Everybody at the time would have been aware it was genitals.

I mean stand the ichthus up on its end. Syncretism was huge in early Christianity and the fish... bunch of fertility goddess cults used that symbol before Christianity existed.



Now fast forward to illiterate peasants who primarily receive religion though visual symbols. Do you think they , the intended audience, don’t know what it looks like?

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

By popular demand posted:

I'd rather have a religion obsessed with the female genitals than one focused on bleeding wounds, personaly.

We came close:



Oh wait, that’s kinda late in development; nm, we already did way earlier:

Otteration has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Aug 8, 2022

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I kept trying to see vag or butt before I saw all the dicks

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


If anyone skipped this, give it a listen because it is an awesome song :rock:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Splicer posted:

I kept trying to see vag or butt before I saw all the dicks
...but enough about the St.Albans line....

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Otteration posted:

We came close:



Oh wait, that’s kinda late in development; nm, we already did way earlier:



Sometime far, far in the future:

"6000 years ago, these primitive people worshipped moving pictures of the fertility goddess known as Jenna Jameson"

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Splicer posted:

I kept trying to see vag or butt before I saw all the dicks

Went looking for dpph but found yourself in pyf

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