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Can the Canadian border guard deny entry into the country for any reason? Like, say you tell them that the reason for your visit is to speed-date and hopefully become enterengaged* to lasagna mogul and the world's youngest Garfield franchisee; can they tell you absolutely not, go home and rethink your life? *Not to be confused with entergaged
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At the reception instead of a pile of toasters and other appliances with gorgeous bridesmaids standing in a row, it's a pile of melting rancid lasagna with a group of guys with body odor and FREE HUGS tshirts scratching their exposed bellies
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Aug 4, 2022 14:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:This is going to be incredible and I cannot wait It's going to be incredibly disappointing but I'm still here for it
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steinrokkan posted:Lmao I loving called it, marry Nathen to get half of his lasagna hoard May be my favorite Nathen image ever
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Aug 4, 2022 15:35
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love me, feed me please don't divorce me
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Aug 4, 2022 15:58
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a wise man once said, 'the foundation of a stable marriage is a cooler full of Scooby-Doo Eats frozen lasagna'
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Aug 4, 2022 15:59
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This whole thing is sordid and more than slightly preposterous.
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Aug 4, 2022 16:13
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Ghostlight posted:oh, so this is also a way to offload financial debt. Escape From Noise posted:Scooby Doowry
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Futanari Damacy posted:This whole thing is sordid and more than slightly preposterous. Solid thread title
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Aug 4, 2022 17:26
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1556490706788798470?s=20&t=T0eqYeRlZMLoWJZTc87iXw Excuse me, date show?
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Aug 8, 2022 08:22
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no way there's 164 people signed up for this. Unless by candidates, he took a list of people he'd like to fuk but never met in person, and added them to a hypothetical list.
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Aug 8, 2022 08:28
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Is Spielberg coming
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Aug 8, 2022 08:35
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not until the end of the night
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Aug 8, 2022 08:40
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 https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330258/   Are you threatening me Nathen? 
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Aug 8, 2022 11:41
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god please help me posted:no way there's 164 people signed up for this. Unless by candidates, he took a list of people he'd like to fuk but never met in person, and added them to a hypothetical list. That list is going to be a “who’s who” of crank call names to Moe’s Bar Wait is Nathen going to be wearing a Scooby Doo costume during this date? I would watch that
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Aug 8, 2022 12:58
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“Pilot episode”???? Oh Nathen you sneak Edit: what are the chances Nathen doesn’t understand what that term means and thinks it’s just a term for a one-off event
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Aug 8, 2022 13:48
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david_a posted:what are the chances Nathen doesn’t understand what that term means and thinks it’s just a term for a one-off event High Is he gonna livestream this train wreck or tape / edit it after? I can see his dad loading the vid, goes straight to the last 5 minutes, then flings his phone into the swimming pool and picks up another Maybe Nathan has some scheme to swipe the dowry his bride's fam will be getting
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Aug 8, 2022 14:04
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I’m sure this will amount to nothing, but I desperately want to see a show in which Nathen Mazri has 24 real-time hours to get entergaged.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:25
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There's zero chance Nathen has actually scored one of the producer of 24, the X-files and Homeland for his weird little half-baked dating shitshow, right? Taking bets as to whether that guy actually knows who Nathen is.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:34
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Frank Frank posted:There's zero chance Nathen has actually scored one of the producer of 24, the X-files and Homeland for his weird little half-baked dating shitshow, right? Taking bets as to whether that guy actually knows who Nathen is. Hollywood producers are weirdos, it's 50/50
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Aug 8, 2022 15:43
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It's as real as his Netflix series with Nick Cave or his Garfield documentary filled with Hollywood stars.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:46
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Frank Frank posted:There's zero chance Nathen has actually scored one of the producer of 24, the X-files and Homeland for his weird little half-baked dating shitshow, right? Taking bets as to whether that guy actually knows who Nathen is. Tbh I think the less he knows about Nathen, the more likely he is to do it
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Aug 8, 2022 15:55
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This is all mania anyway and will end in tears/ruins and some vague yet credible threats
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Aug 8, 2022 15:57
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If he actually had any actual filmmaker he wouldn't be begging on discord for anyone with camera to attend
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Aug 8, 2022 15:58
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I desperately want this event to take place in some shape or form. I crave entertagement.
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Futanari Damacy posted:This is all mania anyway and will end in tears/ruins and some vague yet credible threats
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Aug 8, 2022 16:07
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god please help me posted:no way there's 164 people signed up for this. Unless by candidates, he took a list of people he'd like to fuk but never met in person, and added them to a hypothetical list. That's including trolls (many of whom won't turn up), crazies, desperate uggos and incels, and journalists.
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Aug 8, 2022 16:20
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Poor Ivana Tinkle and Amanda Hugandkiss will never know love 
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Would you like to work for Nathen instead of marry him? Egeez is looking for a Full-stack Developerquote:Oh, geez, we are NOW HIRING ! https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3202410088/?refId=9pcWMXJipgClVXLVAiR5Cw%3D%3D
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Aug 8, 2022 16:28
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It's a pilot, but if there are more episodes, will they all focus on Nathen? If so, perhaps the whole thing is a ploy for him to get fuks for episode after episode. Have any of you Canadian goons applied? If you don't want to admit touching the poop, just say a friend did.
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MassRafTer posted:Would you like to work for Nathen instead of marry him? Egeez is looking for a Full-stack Developer Pay? Oh, we don't do "pay" here. We love the work we do! also uh... what team? Because as far as I know, it's just Nathen and whatever hallucinations he sees on his latest coke binge
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Aug 8, 2022 16:30
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* Salary will be disbursed quarterly in the form of frozen lasagnas
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Frank Frank posted:* Salary will be disbursed quarterly in the form of frozen lasagnas Or Scooby snacks
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1556701536457203712 What do you say indeed
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Aug 8, 2022 19:42
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My first guess is what he'd either say "what?" Or "who?"
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Does he intend to date all of those dogs?
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Aug 8, 2022 20:01
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My show I just made up with 200 people jerking off in a park is now officially bigger than nathen's show and just as thought out. gently caress yeah
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Aug 8, 2022 20:37
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Frank Frank posted:There's zero chance Nathen has actually scored one of the producer of 24, the X-files and Homeland for his weird little half-baked dating shitshow, right? Taking bets as to whether that guy actually knows who Nathen is. Who knows what the guy is actually producing, Nathen Mazri gives off heavy Tiger King-esque vibes. Not quite enough violence but he's definitely weird enough, with enough dumb drama to be the subject of a documentary. He's also seemingly a narcissist so he'd easily let himself get interviewed and asked questions that will make him look like really bad.
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Aug 8, 2022 20:42
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Nathen will definitely murder someone. I can't see him not murdering someone.
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World's largest dating show featuring a dishonorably discharged Garfield franchisee
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