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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I DID see that coming and was still shocked when it happened.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:02

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:22

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

That was a perfect match cobber

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:02

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Rarity posted:

Can we just dump Fale and put JONAH in Bullet Club like he's always been there?

i had the same thoiught throughout the match. this guy gives them everything fale has as far as being the big mountain for a face to overcomb but is actually p good

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:02

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

The office must be really high on JONAH

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Little Kazu...." :vince:

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:02

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

3-2 tonight, drat you Chase and Jonah

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:03

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

Don't go running back to Paul now

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JONAH: This is my friend, Bad Dude Tito.
Crowd: :golfclap:

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:03

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Best match I've ever seen from Jonah. Jesus.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:04

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

TMDK4Lyfe

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:05

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Best match I've ever seen from Jonah. Jesus.

All he has to do is wrestle the best wrestler in the world every night :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

3-2 tonight, not as amazing as last night but still a good show.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:05

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

euphronius with the promo.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

JONAH loves his cat friends :3:

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:07

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

JONAH's post match promo after the biggest win of his career: "Yeah, I have cats!"

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:08

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Rarity posted:

All he has to do is wrestle the best wrestler in the world every night

Okay but Soup is in AEW right now.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:08

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Okay but Soup is in AEW right now.

That reminds me, time to watch BotB 3

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Ah here is the weirdo/cool Bronson Reed promo in the post match.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:09

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

That reminds me, time to watch BotB 3

Enjoy!

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:09

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Rick posted:

euphronius with the promo.

Lol

He would have never called Okada the best wrestler in the world, though. He just lost a match, which is the most important stat for determining a wrestler's value

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:10

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

JONAH starting the Bad Dude Tito 4 G133 campaign and I'm on board

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:10

Tonfa: Apr 8, 2008; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

There has to be some good indie wrestler out there with the ability and willingness to jump on a plane to Japan on short notice any time they want him to.

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

JONAH starting the Bad Dude Tito 4 G133 campaign and I'm on board

workshopping something into existence here

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:11

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

Proud of good Adelaide lad JONAH beating the Rainmaker

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:14

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Jonah and Tito are a great example of one of my favourite things: heels with friends.

Bullet Club are scumbags who are sometimes scummy near each other, but Suzuki Gun are friends who like each other. And so are TMDK.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:22

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Monday's an off day for travel followed by a Tue/Wed doubleshot in Hiroshima

G1 CLIMAX 32
August 9th at 5:30 EDT/10:30 BST/18:30 JST
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall

Tomohiro Ishii and Kosei Fujita vs. L.I.J (Shingo Takagi and BUSHI)
Team Filthy (Tom Lawlor and Royce Isaacs) vs. Suzuki-gun (Zack Sabre Jr. and TAKA Michinoku)
United Empire (Ospreay, Cobb, O-Khan, and Henare) vs. Bullet Club (EVIL, El-P, SHO, and Togo)
Okada, Tana, Goto, and YTR vs. Bullet Club (Switchblade, Juice, Fale, and Gedo)
G1 Climax D Block Match:YOSHI-HASHI [4] vs. Yujiro Takahashi [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:SANADA [4] vs. Chase Owens [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:Tama Tonga [4] vs. Taichi [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:JONAH [6] vs. Lance Archer [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:Tetsuya Naito [4] vs. KENTA [2]

G1 CLIMAX 32
August 10th at 5:30 EDT/10:30 BST/18:30 JST
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall

YOSHI-HASHI, Yuto Nakashima, and Ryohei Oiwa vs. United Empire (Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb, and Aaron Henare)
CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii and Toru Yano) vs. TMDK (JONAH and Bad Dude Tito)
Suzuki-gun (Lance Archer, Taichi, and TAKA Michinoku) vs. Bullet Club (Jay White, KENTA, and Juice Robinson)
L.I.J (Naito, Shingo, SANADA, and BUSHI) vs.Bullet Club (Fale, Chase, Yujiro, and SHO)
G1 Climax D Block Match:David Finlay [6] vs. El Phantasmo [2]
G1 Climax B Block Match:Tama Tonga [4] vs. Great-O-Khan [2]
G1 Climax C Block Match:Zack Sabre Jr. [6] vs. EVIL [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:Kazuchika Okada [6] vs. Tom Lawlor [4]
G1 Climax C Block Match:Hiroshi Tanahashi [6] vs. Hirooki Goto [4]

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

xbilkis posted:

Lol

He would have never called Okada the best wrestler in the world, though. He just lost a match, which is the most important stat for determining a wrestler's value

Good point. He would shout out Jay White no matter how out of context.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 09:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lamuella posted:

Jonah and Tito are a great example of one of my favourite things: heels with friends.

Bullet Club are scumbags who are sometimes scummy near each other, but Suzuki Gun are friends who like each other. And so are TMDK.

Suzuki-Gun bringing back TAKA, beating the utter poo poo out of him, then going,"Okay we're good now!" and just being buddies again was the best.

# ? Aug 7, 2022 10:50

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

That finishing sequence for Jonah/Okada rocked and the crowd helped make it. Silly Okada and his obsession with slamming giants

# ? Aug 8, 2022 02:06

SyntheticPolygon: Dec 20, 2013

Seams posted:

Proud of good Adelaide lad JONAH beating the Rainmaker

# ? Aug 8, 2022 04:16

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

That finishing sequence for Jonah/Okada rocked and the crowd helped make it. Silly Okada and his obsession with slamming giants

Yeah so it may not be my favourite match (it's right up there) but the ending sequence is my moment of the g1. Almost felt like 2019

# ? Aug 8, 2022 09:31

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

JONAH: This is my friend, Bad Dude Tito.
Crowd:

Something about this post loving killed me

I am dead and it's your fault, J-Ru

Rick posted:

euphronius with the promo.

Now my ghost is dead

The best way I can think to describe Jonah's music is "Dude who isn't actually fat trying to sound fat in post production as he raps" and it kinda owns

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Aug 8, 2022

# ? Aug 8, 2022 10:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Something about this post loving killed me

You're in good company, the crowd's polite clapping when JONAH introduced his friend killed me too

# ? Aug 8, 2022 10:49

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

looking at these cards and they should switch the taichi and EVIL matches so every match tomorrow has a guy who writes his name in all caps. the interesting thing is that JONAH is written in katakana (ジョナ) like most foreign wrestlers but has consistently been rendered in all caps on the english site.

G1 CLIMAX 32
August 9th at 5:30 EDT/10:30 BST/18:30 JST
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall

Tomohiro Ishii and Kosei Fujita vs. L.I.J (Shingo Takagi and BUSHI)
Team Filthy (Tom Lawlor and Royce Isaacs) vs. Suzuki-gun (Zack Sabre Jr. and TAKA Michinoku)
United Empire (Ospreay, Cobb, O-Khan, and Henare) vs. Bullet Club (EVIL, El-P, SHO, and Togo)
Okada, Tana, Goto, and YTR vs. Bullet Club (Switchblade, Juice, Fale, and Gedo)
G1 Climax D Block Match:YOSHI-HASHI [4] vs. Yujiro Takahashi [4]
G1 Climax B Block Match:SANADA [4] vs. Chase Owens [4]
G1 Climax B Block Match:Tama Tonga [4] vs. Taichi [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:JONAH [6] vs. Lance Archer [4]
G1 Climax C Block Match:Tetsuya Naito [4] vs. KENTA [2]

G1 CLIMAX 32
August 10th at 5:30 EDT/10:30 BST/18:30 JST
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall

YOSHI-HASHI, Yuto Nakashima, and Ryohei Oiwa vs. United Empire (Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb, and Aaron Henare)
CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii and Toru Yano) vs. TMDK (JONAH and Bad Dude Tito)
Suzuki-gun (Lance Archer, Taichi, and TAKA Michinoku) vs. Bullet Club (Jay White, KENTA, and Juice Robinson)
L.I.J (Naito, Shingo, SANADA, and BUSHI) vs.Bullet Club (Fale, Chase, Yujiro, and SHO)
G1 Climax D Block Match:David Finlay [6] vs. El Phantasmo [2]
G1 Climax B Block Match:Tama Tonga [4] vs. Great-O-Khan [2]
G1 Climax C Block Match:Zack Sabre Jr. [6] vs. EVIL [4]
G1 Climax A Block Match:Kazuchika Okada [6] vs. Tom Lawlor [4]
G1 Climax C Block Match:Hiroshi Tanahashi [6] vs. Hirooki Goto [4]

Thauros fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Aug 8, 2022

# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I am really, really, really looking forward to seeing what bullshit Naito and KENTA get up to :allears:

# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:09

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Big Yuj Vs The Hash :getin:

# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:40

Tonfa: Apr 8, 2008; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

SG Bamboo posted:

Big Yuj Vs The Hash

Either HUGE YUJ bats at least .500 in this tournament or Tacos becomes the new Bullet Club Hunter clean sweeping the dirtbags. No bad outcomes

# ? Aug 8, 2022 15:00

Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

wtf. jonah O_O

# ? Aug 8, 2022 18:54

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Dave raved about Ishii and Owens. Do I need to go back and watch this one? I've only been sticking to matches nominated in the MOTYC thread (save for the wrestlers I don't care for).

# ? Aug 8, 2022 20:37

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

it got a few HM mentions in the thread, I don't think the match quite reached that level but it was very good

# ? Aug 8, 2022 20:48

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:22

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

If you can tolerate having Chase Owens on your TV screen it's good

# ? Aug 8, 2022 22:53

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