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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

evobatman posted:

Sometime far, far in the future:

"6000 years ago, these primitive people worshipped moving pictures of the fertility goddess known as Jenna Jameson"
I too enjoy Unknown Armies

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

evobatman posted:

Sometime far, far in the future:

"6000 years ago, these primitive people worshipped moving pictures of the fertility goddess known as Ron Jeremy"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

evobatman posted:

Sometime far, far in the future:

"6000 years ago, these primitive people worshipped moving pictures of the fertility goddess known as Jenna Jameson Mrs Incredible"

Knowing our luck all the recorded art of this age will be lost except for the Rule 34 website. Similarly, the Venus figurines of prehistory might have been caveporn for all we know. :v:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Knowing our luck all the recorded art of this age will be lost except for the Rule 34 website. Similarly, the Venus figurines of prehistory might have been caveporn for all we know. :v:

I'm more than sure that due to the sheer breadth of sexual proclivities represented on the internet, at least half of all renaissance paintings are already stored on rule 34 websites.



You can put at least 50 tags on this thing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I remember a crime story where the McGuffin is a collection of pornographic postage stamps. Like yeah especially the Soviet Union released a lot of OG Good Girl Art (i.e. nudie paintings) as colour stamps back in the day but uhh yeah nah no-one's gonna have a wank to a 300-kopek commemorative of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Splicer posted:

I too enjoy Unknown Armies

I appreciate this very nerdy reference. UA loving rules.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



























ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Man, Dick is good

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Works with or without the comma, really.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Man, Dick is good

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



It's an endangered pitcher plant that tiktokkers keep picking and making it even more endangered.
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Stoatbringer posted:



It's an endangered pitcher plant that tiktokkers keep picking and making it even more endangered.
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

Man, Plant Dick is good.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Stoatbringer posted:



It's an endangered pitcher plant that tiktokkers keep picking and making it even more endangered.
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

murder tiktokkers

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

"tiktokers keep doing X" is a long way from "three people did it, once, in a viral video"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Tiktokker dick picker spotted.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe







Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

murder tiktokkers

Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the carnivorous plant.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:



I swear the geology page I follow posts a new mineral dick each day

I suspect that heaps of science and history have been been compromised seconds at a time by wayward sex thoughts. But then again, who hasn’t.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


marvellous

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You know how stuff like sleeved blankets and one-handed egg crackers are actually for people with disabilities, but they only market to abled people because that's a bigger market and they trust that disabled people are going to see it and know what it's really for?

Yeah

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

flavor.flv posted:

You know how stuff like sleeved blankets and one-handed egg crackers are actually for people with disabilities, but they only market to abled people because that's a bigger market and they trust that disabled people are going to see it and know what it's really for?

Yeah

I don't actually know that

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Are you implying this one is really for reaming the disabled?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
All citrus reamers look nearly exactly as much like sex toys as that one in basic form though.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh my god it's actually called a citrus reamer

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh my god it's actually called a citrus reamer

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/07/11/diabolicious

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh my god it's actually called a citrus reamer

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I assume this is a hyperfart muffler, to capture and neutralize hyperfartnados, for example at the workplace?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
For gentlemen of Avshalom levels of toot

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




What's the other function?

Ali?

What is the other function?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
It is always the one use for "increased fake female...":

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Police recruitment efforts are heating up, I see.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

VictualSquid posted:

It is always the one use for "increased fake female...":


Tuesday 16 is next week!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Marcade posted:

Police recruitment efforts are heating up, I see.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 4 days!)

Venus of Willendorf. I saw her a few months ago. She's truly beautiful.



video I shot

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