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kntfkr posted:Nathen will definitely murder someone. I can't see him not murdering someone. It’s you. Nathen is in the bushes outside your house peeking through the window right now. You should probably run
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Where were you when you learned? And how could you use instagram to make it about you?
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pseudanonymous posted:Who knows what the guy is actually producing, Nathen Mazri gives off heavy Tiger King-esque vibes. Not quite enough violence but he's definitely weird enough, with enough dumb drama to be the subject of a documentary. He's also seemingly a narcissist so he'd easily let himself get interviewed and asked questions that will make him look like really bad. This is spot on.
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Matlack Radio posted:Where were you when you learned? And how could you use instagram to make it about you? i've seen it reported that her last words were 'my only regret was that the Garfield license was so cruelly ripped away from the world's youngest try-up Entergagementpreneur'
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Matlack Radio posted:Where were you when you learned? And how could you use instagram to make it about you? Why is it important how old he was? 
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Matlack Radio posted:Where were you when you learned? And how could you use instagram to make it about you? So wait He says he's 29 right? So that means he talked to her when he was 2 But his real age is... 34? So he talked to her when he was 7? Hot diggity drat I think we caught ol' Nathen in a lie!
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Seth Pecksniff posted:So wait I cannot figure out where you’re getting these numbers from. Olivia Newton-John was 73 when she died. Nathen is claiming he was 27 when he
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I have divined nathen's true age via biblical math/sacred geometry. I would clue you all in but I need some symbols I can't figure out how to make on a keyboard
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david_a posted:I cannot figure out where you’re getting these numbers from. Olivia Newton-John was 73 when she died. Nathen is claiming he was 27 when he OH! For whatever reason I thought it said "I talked to Olivia Newton John 27 years ago".  I'm very tired today, ignore that post
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steinrokkan posted:World's largest dating show featuring a dishonorably discharged Garfield franchisee Dishonorably Disgarfed
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1556701536457203712 This animal hoarding jerk belongs in fork jail! Nathen should fight him.
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Matlack Radio posted:Where were you when you learned? And how could you use instagram to make it about you? She's fully entergagedead, so she'll never dispute Nathen's claim (by design). https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4009502&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Aug 9, 2022 |
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Frank Frank posted:So we’re going to assume Nathen killed her, right? Sure, why not.
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Frank Frank posted:So we’re going to assume Nathen killed her, right? The death as far as I know wasn't in anyway Garfield themed, so I dunno doesn't really fit his MO. So yeah I'd say only about 50/50 chance I guess.
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Futanari Damacy posted:Why is it important how old he was? 
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Why is Garfields plural.
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Google review tech 👏
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Futanari Damacy posted:Why is Garfields plural. Cloning. One day we shall hear of the terrible horrors that occurred at Garfield Park.
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Yes I am number one garfields entrepreneur how are you doing my friend
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Empty Sandwich posted:
To be fair, they’re still A Thing in Canada.
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Blue Moonlight posted:To be fair, they’re still A Thing in Canada. ah, I did not know this. I see that they were bought by a privately owned firm last year so I'll just make this post again in a couple years....
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Futanari Damacy posted:Why is Garfields plural.
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By what metric is his speed dating thing bigger than The Bachelor? I mean I know he's a marketing weirdo and in his head you have to boost your brand but I get the impression that he's trying to make a joke when he says poo poo like this. Nothing else makes any sense because as dumb as he is he has to know that's a straight up lie
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Ghostlight posted:There's more contestants. ohhhhhh The Bachelor but No Contestant Has Been Vetted would be a hell of a series
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im calling it now when he cancels the whole thing because he already met someone it's going to turn out to be jon arbuckle
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Not only is carbon dioxide heating the planet but now we're also gonna die out from weak jizz Thanks Malik ul mulk
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Frank Frank posted:Does he intend to date all of those dogs? My friend, he's gathering a new source of protein for the next cartoon-themed frozen lasagna he's going to try to force upon the
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