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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1556795752726364165

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/Grosdoriane/status/1556798005914869765?t=QbFHPPymARyzzsg2JlfQug&s=09

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


*Hears that Bruce Banner has seven PhDs* wow he must be the stupidest character in all fiction

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Mak0rz posted:

*Hears that Bruce Banner has seven PhDs* wow he must be the stupidest character in all fiction

Haha what

Imagine going to grad school twice

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/dave_schilling/status/1556773969071448064

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug

Mak0rz posted:

*Hears that Bruce Banner has seven PhDs* wow he must be the stupidest character in all fiction

I mean I think that makes it realistic, he is supposed to be the angriest, most emotionally unstable man on earth after all

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Bruce has one PhD, Hulk has the other six

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1556828132396748800

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Every time I see food prepared like this I think about the scene from Pig where Nic Cage "deconstructs" the chef of the fancy restaurant.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I think Ezra's got more than two states worth of crimes.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Small pastries, on the rocks please.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

DontMockMySmock posted:

14 for me. we should get a cake

:hfive:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/yourcompanionai/status/1556621284695367681?s=21

When trans people stare into the abyss, the abyss blinks first.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Tuck Norris

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Are those delicious something-or-others that are clever made to look like pebbles? Or is it seriously a handful of seafood on some rocks?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Hyperlynx posted:

Are those delicious something-or-others that are clever made to look like pebbles? Or is it seriously a handful of seafood on some rocks?

Imagine stone soup but instead of water it's oops, all river rocks

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

gently caress

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


🎵 drove to Chicago
in a van
With my gun 🎵

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

Are those delicious something-or-others that are clever made to look like pebbles? Or is it seriously a handful of seafood on some rocks?

You're just going to have to bite one and find out.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I still need to see it, but this was the only review of Prey I needed to see.

https://twitter.com/GovJVentura/status/1556118433732988928?s=20&t=ne0HBuu-lono-6DS60r-yw

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1556852216761356288?s=20&t=ne0HBuu-lono-6DS60r-yw

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


https://twitter.com/stevenbonnarsnp/status/1556962500108746752

Idk how Scottish government works beyond golf based election proceedings but this fellow is some kind of MP and that’s usually some important idiot.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Warbird posted:

https://twitter.com/stevenbonnarsnp/status/1556962500108746752

Idk how Scottish government works beyond golf based election proceedings but this fellow is some kind of MP and that’s usually some important idiot.

This is where the tissue of lies starts to fall apart. An MP is part of the UK government, and healthcare is a devolved power so it would need to be verified by the Scottish Government. I suspect this Steven Bonnar MP is working with Evelyn and Calvin, probably for some candy kickbacks.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

https://twitter.com/mikey__football/status/1556828786301206528

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/phattsie/status/1556774242125058050?s=20&t=gDsa_j9aap3pSN-leRNJww

:hmmyes::hmmyes::hmmyes:

https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1556316281393102848?s=20&t=vUxPkajGSnrWfOQHFIuXCg

This one is great because there doesnt seem to be any arc to the cat's jump. Presumably he just continued off, out into space.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


One More Fat Nerd posted:


This one is great because there doesnt seem to be any arc to the cat's jump. Presumably he just continued off, out into space.

His home planet needed him

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Who doesn't love a pile of muck with their boiled, unseasoned potatoes. Pass the brown! Shall we toast the bread or is that too ethnic

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Skwirl posted:

I still need to see it, but this was the only review of Prey I needed to see.

https://twitter.com/GovJVentura/status/1556118433732988928?s=20&t=ne0HBuu-lono-6DS60r-yw

This ones just as important

https://twitter.com/RealBillDuke/status/1556831239973154816

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I saw it, it's really good. 90 minutes too.

https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1557013368724402179

Can I get a sensible chuckle up in here

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


zoux posted:

Can I get a sensible chuckle up in here

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

zoux posted:



Who doesn't love a pile of muck with their boiled, unseasoned potatoes. Pass the brown! Shall we toast the bread or is that too ethnic

Stew looks fine tbh, though I have no idea why the potatoes were done seperately? Doubly funny because from the look of it the person posting their stew and white bread pic is, like, Italian or something. Hard to believe even the most assimilated expat wouldn't prefer literally any Italian meal over that.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/gsciencelady/status/1556986572041584640?s=20&t=k0C5gF0rFKpClI5JSow08Q

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/horror4kids/status/1552730621612625920

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

DaysBefore posted:

Stew looks fine tbh, though I have no idea why the potatoes were done seperately?
Because the instructions on the tin of stew didn't say "add potatoes" would be my guess :v:

This is genuinely one of my favourite things ever, "Sensible children! I have no power over them!" is an all time line delivery :allears:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


zoux posted:


Who doesn't love a pile of muck with their boiled, unseasoned potatoes. Pass the brown! Shall we toast the bread or is that too ethnic
"Best" is going too far, but this is actually really good.

DaysBefore posted:

I have no idea why the potatoes were done seperately?
'Cause it's better that way. Mashed is the best option if you're eating it without bread, but steamed is still good, and it's better if you're going to sandwich it.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/duddersj/status/1557030727367045120

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Donald Pleasance is one of those hidden treasures in this modern age. You don't need method when you can act <dramatic voice, but somehow believable>

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Donald Pleasance is one of those hidden treasures in this modern age. You don't need method when you can act <dramatic voice, but somehow believable>

Also the star of the 1980 italian tour-de-force Pumaman

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Donald Pleasance presented Saturday night live that one time, and he was really nervous, so apparently John Belushi packed him so full of cocaine, he was absolutely crackling off the drat charts.

His daughter looks extremely like him, and it's weird how Donald Pleasance face looks benign on a man but extremely creepy and threatening on a woman.

He was a wonderful, extremely flexible actor with a misleadingly ordinary face. Love me some D. Pleasance.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

DaysBefore posted:

Stew looks fine tbh

https://twitter.com/welshcuriosity/status/1556909385468809216?s=20&t=k0C5gF0rFKpClI5JSow08Q

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