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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zero, blessedly, but again, retail worker. Everything is covered in filth at all times. Still somehow managed to avoid covid so far however.

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
the worst "everything is covered in filth" scenarios for me have been having the father-in-law who doesn't really wash his hands come stay at my place and touch everything and then my mother walking around my house without taking her boots off and turns out she's got a giant dog turd on her boot

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


I like visiting the farm for local food and it's fun af feeding the goats. They are cool animals and baby goats are hilarious.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Incredibly satisfying justice.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Forgall posted:

Is it having an emergency, or is it just what it's like to live near an airport?

Low-pressure regions of airflow, like over the wing, drop in temperature, and this drop in temperature causes condensation to form as the air drops below the local dew point.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Of course white people would pay extra for the chance to downward dog around literal mounds of feces, with more defecating animals walking around in their own poo poo, and then walking their lovely hooves all over their lululemons, and really huff it in cause nature is natural. Groupon must be alive and well still.

Namaste.

lmao this says more about you than them

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cannot imagine needing to put diapers on goats.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
https://i.imgur.com/gJXou2h.mp4

source: SSSS GRIDMAN (remember Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad? yep, this is related to that)

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I may be telling on myself more than a little, but goat poo poo is about the most innocuous animal poo poo you can have around you.
It's dry, pellety, and pretty uninfected with anything catching.
I live with birds and dogs, and while goats are assholes, their poops are about the least obnoxious thing about them.

And I really like goats, but they are undeniably assholes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Must be all those aluminum cans they eat

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
I retract my statement after all these poo and goat facts. Sorry for offending the goat lovers and coprophiliacs, my bad yall.

Goat yoga could be a ton of fun, especially if once they hop on your back, it cracks the spine in juuuust the right spot.

Goat yoga < Goat Chiropractor

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

I retract my statement after all these poo and goat facts. Sorry for offending the goat lovers and coprophiliacs, my bad yall.

Goat yoga could be a ton of fun, especially if once they hop on your back, it cracks the spine in juuuust the right spot.

Goat yoga < Goat Chiropractor

Keep digging, i'm you're almost there

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
it was just a joke and i apologized for it, so :shrug:

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Le Faye Morgaine posted:

it was just a joke and i apologized for it, so :shrug:

Don’t worry, they’re just trying to get your goat

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
https://i.imgur.com/dfLiDl4.mp4

turn sound on

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Do not do this

Wizard of the Deep
Sep 25, 2005

Another productive workday

I did this and legitimately, immediately regretted it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wizard of the Deep posted:

I did this and legitimately, immediately regretted it.

I operate under the theory that if someone says "turn sound on" but doesn't explain why the sound is needed then it is a waste of time turning it on. Occasionally I retest the theory and so far it has proved to be accurate.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




should be probe-worthy in the gif thread

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
you're all philistines and you should feel bad!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Every time someone posts 'turn sound on' now I'm expecting farting. Disappointed.

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
Or its thinking about turning on sound for a static persons face yapping at the phone camera alone in their car, then you know there will be no awesome come uppance or violence, just crazy diatribe and in 2022 theres plenty out there.

And I think with shooters in particular, their manifestos arent so publicly broadcast out of fear of copycats in agreement, but think from the shooters perspective. They probably spent a lot of time on that manifesto and did a lot of edits and additions and proof reading and its all organized to be given to the media so everyone can understand why, but then the news doesn't even mention this tome of suffering and if no one is reading your manifesto of shittiness, then whats the point really? A tree falls in a woods etc no one around to pitifully agree with their stupid rear end.

Reminds me of how they stopped reporting the Golden Gate Bridge jumpers because of them leading to similar copycats getting the idea in their head. Nothing to agree with or join in on if you don't give their rantings a time of day. Maybe in a psychological assessment they're interesting, but to the general public, nah.

And thats the end of my own crazy diatribe lol

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

It’s a doggy amusement park, like the Scrambler. How much cash do doggies carry around all the time anyway? We should pool or resources to collect that rich vein of cash.

ETA a fun explanatory vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293amihqfZo

Otteration has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Aug 8, 2022

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Captain Invictus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gJXou2h.mp4

source: SSSS GRIDMAN (remember Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad? yep, this is related to that)

I'm the other guy irritatedly looking at his watch, waiting for this poo poo to be over already so we can just get to the drat fight...

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
look, if you can put your suit on faster than that guy, you get the job

https://i.imgur.com/BUDoVsY.mp4

Source: Osamu Tezuka Tribute Animation Reel by Yoh Yoshinari

Yoh Yoshinari is probably my favorite animator ever, they're wildly talented and also helped get Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt made because they're a huge Westaboo

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Captain Invictus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gJXou2h.mp4

source: SSSS GRIDMAN (remember Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad? yep, this is related to that)

I love that there's this piston inside like it makes any kind of mechanical sense. :allears:



Are plants affected by stings?

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Darth TNT posted:

I love that there's this piston inside like it makes any kind of mechanical sense. :allears:

Are plants affected by stings?

Only if orcs are nearby.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Sh0RamJ.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/xoEij8P.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

if I was a kid again I'd definitely get an RC driftcar.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

LifeSunDeath posted:

if I was a kid again I'd definitely get an RC driftcar.

Why not now?

Wizard of the Deep
Sep 25, 2005

Another productive workday

Flyinglemur posted:

Why not now?

With all the time I have to spend mowing the gutters and repainting the water-heater and other important adult activities? It'd sit on a shelf gathering dust.

Also, it's all the way down on the floor and my back just isn't up to that kind of horizontal action.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
The places that sell and race those expensive toys are *desperately* trying to get youth interested in the hobby.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
RC Dude - "Hey little boy, would you like to race RC cars around a track?"
Kid - "Would I?! Heck yeah, mister!"
RC Dude - "Excellent! Do you have $400 dolla... little boy, LITTLE BOY? Don't go, there are.... cheaper options. Why, you can get in for as little as... as $389. Does that sound goonope he's gone."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Flyinglemur posted:

Why not now?

I promised someone I would never drift again.

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

LifeSunDeath posted:

I promised someone I would never drift again.

Guilty wheels have got no rhythm?

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

LifeSunDeath posted:

I promised someone I would never drift again.

We need you for one last drift-heist, LifeSunDeath. Dad's only got one shot to survive, but we gotta boost a shipment of cyber-kidneys if he's gonna make it. Whaddya say? For family?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RvWH6pF.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TILiKay.mp4

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VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009


I think after 2 hours of trying to path the camera movement so that it lines up with the added assets I'd be taking the kid to an actual dam to just do the shot

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