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Blue Footed Booby posted:All the pumps I've interacted with so far that show video ads can be silenced with one of the buttons next to the screen. Just press all of them into either the sound stops or the pump blasts off or whatever. I keep a sharpie in my car and write "MUTE" on the button that makes Cheddar TV stop happening. I wouldn't call my self a hero, but...
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Shrecknet posted:I keep a sharpie in my car and write "MUTE" on the button that makes Cheddar TV stop happening. I wouldn't call my self a hero, but... LOL. I do the exact same poo poo and write dumb crap like "gently caress your ads" or whatever and draw cartoon dicks and what have you on those things. Godspeed fellow Sharpie Soldier, Schrecknet. You're a hero in my book 
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BiggerBoat posted:As a bit of an aside, my new job has all of our "team members" on a WhatsApp message board so now, in addition to the scores of emails and texts I get every day, I have to monitor that poo poo when I'm off the clock.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:What happens when you say, "I'm sorry, but I have plans for the evenings"? Clock in, read the message, clock out. Every message.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:What happens when you say, "I'm sorry, but I have plans for the evenings"? Hasn't really come up yet. I ignore it for the most part and, to be fair, anything really important so far (like my schedule, benefits, etc.) has been sent to my personal email. BUT, when I tested positive for COVID last week, and had been in a tight training room with 7 other people, I figured I should probably put that on blast and notify folks. If it ever comes to it, and I "miss" a "team message" on a Sunday informing me of some bullshit, I fully plan on letting them know I didn't see it since I wasn't on the clock and was at the water park or the beach with my kid. I'll report back when I finally learn how that goes but, to my mind, if you want me bascially "on call" 24/7, then pay me a loving salary. Doesn't work that way, of course, but it should. I'm not leaving work at 6pm, driving an hour home then checking my app messages at 9 when I'm watching HBO or playing Elden Ring after eating dinner. Go gently caress yourselves
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Just mute the whatsapp group so you don't get any notifications from it, then you can only check it at your leisure when you're actually on the clock.
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Blut posted:Just mute the whatsapp group so you don't get any notifications from it, then you can only check it at your leisure when you're actually on the clock.
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Sagacity posted:Exactly this. You can spend an hour of your working day every day examining every meme in great detail because "you don't want to miss anything important". This. The best thing is to mute all notifications for every app except emails from the boss and customers, the phone is on dead silent always. I check stuff when I check stuff, no focus killers except the extremely rare phone call from a client.
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also get a burner phone just for work. even two.
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Recently, Meta trained a machine-learning chatbot on Facebook data. A couple of days ago, it released that chatbot to the public, and surprise, it's exactly like how you'd expect: conspiracy theories, TRUMP, and racism at the drop of a hat. https://twitter.com/micahwalter/status/1556355132119547907 https://twitter.com/JeffHorwitz/status/1556247595781042177 https://twitter.com/JeffHorwitz/status/1556364202511454208 The funny part is that it's not even a good chatbot. It gets confused easily and muddles up subjects quite a bit. Honestly, at this point I'm not sure why AI researches keep releasing chatbots trained on what a large number of internet users think. It's always just a bunch of garbage, and it's been done so many times that we can't even say that it reflects any useful information anymore. Yeah, the internet's a cesspool, but we know that. Yeah, machine learning algorithms can't rely entirely on unscreened internet text, but companies keep making them that way.
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"well we filtered out all the things that people said with Tay, that's good enough right?
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Lol that they saw this exact thing happen to Microsoft and just released this into the wild anyway.
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Volmarias posted:"well we filtered out all the things that people said with Tay, that's good enough right? Tay was better because she was at least funny when she was being lovely and terribly racist. This is just capitalism.txt with a chatbot frontend.
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Social media is so driven by bots/astroturfing that you're not even repeating back anything that real people are saying or thinking.
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Main Paineframe posted:Recently, Meta trained a machine-learning chatbot on Facebook data. Main Paineframe posted:The funny part is that it's not even a good chatbot. It gets confused easily and muddles up subjects quite a bit.
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Foxfire_ posted:Sounds to me like it's a pretty good chatbot in terms of fitting its training data. That chatbot is indistinguishable from the FB comment section of any number of pages.
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I wonder if Alan Turing ever imagined that real-life people would be failing his test.
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Aug 8, 2022 20:14
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We've designed the computers to hate Jews. What in the gently caress?
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:We've designed the computers to hate Jews. We didn't even do that, we designed the text generator to hate jews. This technology is not really impressive at all and has been available for decades.
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Sodomy Hussein posted:We didn't even do that, we designed the text generator to hate jews. This technology is not really impressive at all and has been available for decades. admittedly the secret jew-hating chatbot was one of the more desperate late-war superweapons of nazi germany
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:We've designed the computers to hate Jews. Buddy IBM was ahead of that particular curve nearly a century ago.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I wonder if Alan Turing ever imagined that real-life people would be failing his test. My favorite was when people used a Deepak Chopra bot in a scientific study of "pseudo-profound bullshit" and literally nobody, including Deppak Chopra, could tell which bullshit was coming from the bot.
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Tobermory posted:My favorite was when people used a Deepak Chopra bot in a scientific study of "pseudo-profound bullshit" and literally nobody, including Deppak Chopra, could tell which bullshit was coming from the bot. Got a link?
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Volmarias posted:Buddy IBM was ahead of that particular curve nearly a century ago. Yes I know that. But that was barley a computer Now its just 'computer set anti semitism threshold to 5'
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Mister Facetious posted:Got a link? On the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit
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Musk doesnt have* any kids why would he make a car that stops for them? Also his Enrique is very very good and fast and only needs 1 second of leeway, never mind that defensive driving classes have like a 5 second or maybe even a 3 second following distance rule.
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Jaxyon posted:That chatbot is indistinguishable from the FB comment section of any number of pages. the chatbot spells better
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Issue: Tesla car intentional runs over children. Solution: When children are also driving tesla cars than does not occur. Issue is only that of lack of market situation. Status: Ticket closed.
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Elon: "How do we stop self-drive from not stopping correctly?" Engineers: "Add LiDAR instead of just using easily fooled cameras you twat." Elon: "No." Engineers: "Welp, we tried."
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This probably has something to do with them charging up to $12000 to beta test autopilot (seriously  ). I'd imagine people wouldn't be happy if they suddenly had to buy an expensive lidar upgrade for existing cars or the project just being declared a failure and only supported on models that don't exist yet.
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Mercury_Storm posted:This probably has something to do with them charging up to $12000 to beta test autopilot (seriously They could just make up some bullshit about how the production release requires a hardware upgrade (LIDAR), and sell retrofit kits for a premium. The fans would probably have no issue with that.
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It is kinda awesome that emerald boy managed to get in on a car company where 0-60 times are limited by tire technology. Full stop, gently caress Elon Musk.
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Tech nightmare: I pay 12000 to beta test the murder children mini game
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1557489421318078464 start the clock and lets see how long this one lasts
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1557489421318078464 How many takes did she need to stop saying "white way" I wonder.
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God, imagine desiring to commit the physical act of love with a conservative... sick, sick poo poo.
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Genuinely looking forward to this being something like AFF where just about every female account was a fake or a bot
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