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Lucky and Luanne are dead and Hank and Peggy are raising a teenage Gracie.
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Lucky was convicted for slipping in pee pee again because it's too many times, Luanne decided to defend him in court and was also sent to the federal oil rig for perjury. Of course he really is that stupid and slipped in pee pee again but of course Lucky finds himself at fault for all of this and blames Luanne for trying to defend a man like him. Not even sure how you'd communicate this without a one way phone call.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Lucky and Luanne are dead and Hank and Peggy are raising a teenage Gracie. We open with the end of Lucky and Luannes funeral. Good way to get the whole cast together to see where they are.
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Aug 9, 2022 16:35
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Aug 9, 2022 17:28
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the season 3 finale is so good
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Aug 9, 2022 17:30
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Milo and POTUS posted:the season 3 finale feels so good Fixed
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Aug 9, 2022 18:04
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bobjr posted:The present football stuff has always been inconsistent just because it’s 2 in universe years over 10+ seasons. McMaynerberry, Hank!! The Saucer Hovers posted:theyre supposed to be between DFW and Austin and Kahn commutes to Houston every day Khan's commute is between one and two hours according to the ep with buckley's angel iirc Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Aug 9, 2022 |
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Aug 9, 2022 18:21
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when will they learn???
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Aug 9, 2022 18:23
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They moved to Florida because Lucky got himself in trouble with some other rednecks. They got extremely pissed when he told them that "they ain't got Jack under the hood". Or Texas just isn't redneck enough due to all the "Florida man" stories you hear.
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Aug 9, 2022 19:23
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Lucky and Luanne are driving behind a leaky septic pump truck and Lucky kills them both going for his next big pay day.
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Aug 9, 2022 19:44
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Lucky and Luanne died in a a tragic skydiving accident while trying to film a tiktok
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Aug 9, 2022 19:47
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They're on vacation.
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Aug 9, 2022 19:47
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Traxis posted:Lucky and Luanne are driving behind a leaky septic pump truck and Lucky kills them both going for his next big pay day. Elvin bragging about driving dave matthews' tour bus in 2004 inspires Lucky to get the gang back together for one last heist
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Aug 9, 2022 19:48
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:They moved to Florida because Lucky got himself in trouble with some other rednecks. They read about Florida Man on one of them website things and they went looking for him in a Florida swamp, they were eaten by gator Lucky just wanted to shake his hand.
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Aug 9, 2022 23:17
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Shishkahuben posted:McMaynerberry, Hank!! but he then looses that job for showing a golf club to hank and mihn forces him to commute to houston instead of uprooting the family again
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Aug 9, 2022 23:41
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if the reboot does not have a cottonesque G.H. that gets away with antagonizing hank im out im done
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Aug 9, 2022 23:42
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The Saucer Hovers posted:if the reboot does not have a cottonesque G.H. that gets away with antagonizing hank im out im done If G.H. was Cottonesque, he'd basically be an alt right teenage shitlord, which could be funny, or could be... very not funny.
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The Saucer Hovers posted:but he then looses that job for showing a golf club to hank and mihn forces him to commute to houston instead of uprooting the family again He explicitly says how long the drive is at the end of this episode but I don’t remember how far
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Aug 10, 2022 00:39
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I did a full rewatch this summer and the show doesn’t retcon as bad as I remember. It’s a good enough show for the most part
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Aug 10, 2022 00:41
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The Saucer Hovers posted:but he then looses that job for showing a golf club to hank and mihn forces him to commute to houston instead of uprooting the family again Bill is a loving snitch. He snitches on dale a few episodes later. Bill sucks
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Aug 10, 2022 00:49
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And Peggy was right, Hank should have known not to flap his gums too
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Aug 10, 2022 00:52
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Peggy is the best character by far
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seiferguy posted:If G.H. was Cottonesque, he'd basically be an alt right teenage shitlord, which could be funny, or could be... very not funny. With Cotton dead a now teenage GH is rebelling against his fathers legacy and is now a giant hippy. Didi abandons him on the Hills doorstep.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:With Cotton dead a now teenage GH is rebelling against his fathers legacy and is now a giant hippy. Didi abandons him on the Hills doorstep. Giant hippy or giant furry? This isn't the 60s or the 90s.
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Detective No. 27 posted:He probably was good at football. I imagine they wanted it as an important part of his backstory, but not a defining part. Married With Children was pretty fresh at the time, I doubt they wanted to retread similar jokes to Al Bundy's football glory days. Nah, the joke is that Hank was extremely mediocre and Bill was legitimately great as a lineman whose blocking was ultimately the reason Hank was able to set a yardage record. When they switched roles at the goal line, Hank couldn't block for crap which is why you always see Bill trucking like 4 other players to the end whenever his younger self is shown carrying the ball. It works for me because it works really well with their characters. Hank's not an arrogant dick about it, even if he wrongly thinks he was good, and Bill was just happy to be on a team and have comradery.
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Aug 10, 2022 03:13
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I don't know poo poo about football. So good point about Bill. Never considered that he probably shouldn't have needed to hold off that many people alone. The other post by someone about how Hank even got that as far as he did because all the good players would have likely volunteered for Vietnam was a great observation.
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Deki posted:Nah, the joke is that Hank was extremely mediocre and Bill was legitimately great as a lineman whose blocking was ultimately the reason Hank was able to set a yardage record. When they switched roles at the goal line, Hank couldn't block for crap which is why you always see Bill trucking like 4 other players to the end whenever his younger self is shown carrying the ball. Get your fanfic out of here. There is a scene early on in the series which establishes why Hank and all continue to tolerate and care for Bill. And one of the stated reasons is that Bill was a great offensive lineman for Hank. Hank knows the value of a premier left tackle offensive lineman. You know how much he loves the fundamentals.
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We've seen hank play and he definitely walks over the competition. I think it might have just been a screw-up by the writers Legs of a jackrabbit and hank hill rear end are a much more pressing controversy
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Get your fanfic out of here. I never said Hank doesn't respect Bill's contribution to the team, it's the complete opposite. But Hank absolutely overestimates how good he was, as shown by being proud of his 40 time, which was really slow for a running back. Hell, my 40 time was better and I was a stocky lineman
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It seems like an intentional joke to me. A big theme of the show is Hank being proud of his mediocre life and how that gives him a greater sense of fulfillment than all the other mediocre and self loathing characters around him.
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Something else to consider is that it's established that nearly the entire team still lives within a few blocks of each other. No bigger better things for the team as a whole.
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Aug 10, 2022 12:21
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Yeah I thought the idea was, Hank's not amazing at football, but still one of the better players in Arlen, but that's still mediocre.
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Hank's life is pretty sweet
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Dyscrasia posted:Something else to consider is that it's established that nearly the entire team still lives within a few blocks of each other. No bigger better things for the team as a whole. Hank, I live in Phoenix now. You want me to drop everything, fly back to Arlen, to play a flag football game against our high school rivals? Of course I will.
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Hank only has one house, one truck, one son, one wife, and three friends what a mediocre bitch!!
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Aug 10, 2022 13:48
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The 90s were an aspirational time. Someone like Al Bundy was considered a loser despite living in a huge house and making enough money that his family of four didn't need any other breadwinners. Also an attractive dtf wife.
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Same w Homer Simpson really
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And Peggy works part time while hank is a retail worker
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Pump jockey! Works for tips!
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NOVELTY GRILL!?
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