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an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
https://twitter.com/TheSpec/status/1555894003161333762

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

No way to prevent this

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

we need parking height minimums because my lifted truck isnt going to fit under there

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


don't they have a lot of these in LA

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

leftist heap posted:

the nyc garbage thing cracks me up. no way to prevent this says only major city in the world where it’s a problem

it happens in like every major tightly packed city

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
manhattan doesn't have alleyways or sidestreets or an underground system or anything for handling trash so it all goes on the sidewalk

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

mistermojo posted:

it happens in like every major tightly packed city

Bags of trash just sitting on the sidewalk you mean? Nah

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

actionjackson posted:

don't they have a lot of these in LA

Yeah, soft-stories are/were big in California and do terribly in earthquakes without retrofitting...

but they do have their advantages.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

actionjackson posted:

don't they have a lot of these in LA

Yea I have seen apartments similar to this but they usually are like built into a hill or have a wall on three sides of the parking.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Smythe posted:

honestly man i work at a venue and have people going nuts about parking every day and it drives me up the wall. i have a big note on every piece of email you get from me, from receipts, confirmations, to reservation reminders that parking sucks. if you have problems with finding parking in the city either due to nerves, skill, or becuase your car is a super-stretch hummer then i suggest taking a cab or rideshare. you're grown rear end adults, dont ask me how to park in the city. can i park on the street? is it legal? read the sign dipshit, like everybody else. people are such babies. oh no parking is too hard? well come to my government meetings where i regularly call for streets to be pedestrianized. lets go. be the change you want to see in the world. parking make you nervous? well, lets get rid of cars. EASY.

Where I work you have to pay outrageous fees to park that go straight into improving the grounds. People complain about it to me and I just tell them I have no idea what they are talking about I bike/walk.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

mistermojo posted:

it happens in like every major tightly packed city

absolutely not lol

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Jesus Christ, that isn't a joke. I mean, it's a joke, but the people pushing it don't think it is.

Goddamn, just makes me want to scream, forever.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

lobster shirt posted:

the steering wheel and seat should deliver powerful shocks to the driver

Congress passes act to force all new cars to come with Pavlok built in to the steering wheel by 2027

https://twitter.com/spotnews18_/status/1539558119411707905

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

WaryWarren posted:

Where I live, we have a geese overpopulation problem. The city parks department has started removing some eggs from a nest and replacing those with ceramic eggs.

gaslighting local poultry!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Suplex Liberace posted:

Where I work you have to pay outrageous fees to park that go straight into improving the grounds. People complain about it to me and I just tell them I have no idea what they are talking about I bike/walk.

"not my problem" is a powerful phrase

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

WaryWarren posted:

Where I live, we have a geese overpopulation problem. The city parks department has started removing some eggs from a nest and replacing those with ceramic eggs. Other eggs are coated in oil to prevent them from hatching. Also, CHUDs have been seen flying through geese families crossing the road, seeing how many they can kill. Totally normal, cool and healthy society.

we get wild turkeys coming up to my condo from the mississippi

i like to say that while we don't provide turn-key living, we provide tur-key living

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

lobster shirt posted:

some people like to suck, gently caress, and cum in their cars. and i think tahts bad.

It wouldn’t be an issue if the government provided public sex vestibules

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

mawarannahr posted:

Congress passes act to force all new cars to come with Pavlok built in to the steering wheel by 2027

https://twitter.com/spotnews18_/status/1539558119411707905

There’s a streamer who does dark souls runs with a literal dog shock collar on set to zap her every time she dies. It is absolutely a sex thing.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



TeenageArchipelago posted:

It really is small time saving too. If you drive for an hour at 55mph vs 60mph you're saving ~5 minutes, while increasing the energy of a potential crash by ~20% according to my quick math that seems wrong???

https://twitter.com/chrisenger2/status/1547732996769193984

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I hope that guy dies

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Smythe posted:

"not my problem" is a powerful phrase

One of my favs along with "it's out of my hands sorry"

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
So Brisbane is hosting the Olympic games in 2032 and the city is building out a bunch of infrastructure. One of the new additions are these weird electric bus-trams:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_VxeKljxEU

Plus a(nother) big tunnel under the river

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWUhQtoQvwI

e. the confusing part is that the bus-tram is called a metro but the underground train isn't called a metro

NoNotTheMindProbe has issued a correction as of 03:22 on Aug 11, 2022

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

So Brisbane is hosting the Olympic games in 2032 and the city is building out a bunch of infrastructure. One of the new additions are these weird electric bus-trams:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_VxeKljxEU


One day we're going to find that transportation departments are being paid off by transit youtubers to provide them with material for "look at this lovely gadgetbahn!" videos.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Brisbane also used to have a tram network that was ripped up because cars were the future. The city has spent the last 30 years trying to build it back with busways and train lines:

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Ableist: suggesting cutting down on car usage, stronger public transport options, bike lanes etc.

Not ableist: building housing that is completely inaccessible to people with mobility issues

love me love me love me, i'm a liberal

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



lobster shirt posted:

recently i noticed near my kids daycare that some lovely old empty building was getting knocked down, and i've been like oh cool i wonder what this is gonna be. well guess what, yesterday a sign went up saying its gonna be a gas station. i know of at least two gas stations that are liek half a mile away from this location. enough!

A study led by environmental health scientists at Columbia University Mailman School of Public Health examined the release of vapors from gas station vent pipes, finding emissions were 10 times higher than estimates used in setback regulations used to determine how close schools, playgrounds, and parks can be situated to the facilities. Findings appear in the journal Science of the Total Environment. :thumbsup:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

I've seen lowrise apartment buildings built like this already and while as a passerby I do actually like that it means less space dedicated to surface parking lots, the better solution would be to just not have the parking at all

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

One of the big "tiny home" guys in Ottawa is a publicly known rapist lmao

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

there is a thread on /r/fuckcars today where people are defending drive thus

turns out a line of idling vehicles circling a restaurant is actually good because
- the disabled
- effort to remove children from car
- not getting raped or robbed (really)
- the pandemic
- can listen to music
- "No needless interactions. Very well-suited for introverts." (there are several people with such crippling social anxiety they need to talk to a human over an intercom, then talk to a second human to pay, then a third to collect their food, instead of ordering through the kiosk and wordlessly picking their order up at the counter)

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Horace posted:

there are several people with such crippling social anxiety they need to talk to a human over an intercom, then talk to a second human to pay, then a third to collect their food, instead of ordering through the kiosk and wordlessly picking their order up at the counter)

don't sign your posts and account sharing is banned :smugbird:

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I can't think of a single legitimate defense of fast food, much less drive-throughs

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011



impacting parking, after all, is the one thing that everyone agrees is forbidden by the constitution.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

don't sign your posts and account sharing is banned :smugbird:

i had to twice rephrase my NYC garbage on the streets post to avoid a 'turn on your monitor' and now you hit me with this

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Fitzy Fitz posted:

I can't think of a single legitimate defense of fast food, much less drive-throughs

Taco Bell is pretty good.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.


a car guillotine... it's beautiful...

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fitzy Fitz posted:

I can't think of a single legitimate defense of fast food, much less drive-throughs

meat on a bun and fried potatoes: completely indefensible

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Horace posted:


- effort to remove children from car


maybe if some of these peopel cut down on fast food it wouldnt be such a herculean effort to take their kids out of the car seat. amerifats ftl!!!!

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




What I mean is that while fast food can be a nice snack, it's basically a drug that's harming lots of Americans, and any arguments about equitable access to fast food are doubly absurd. Like saying it's ableist to not have drive-throughs at a liquor store.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fitzy Fitz posted:

What I mean is that while fast food can be a nice snack, it's basically a drug that's harming lots of Americans,

Fast food, like any other food, is just a combination of fats, proteins, and carbs. There is nothing inherently special about fast food that makes it bad other than what capitalism does to it (more food sold and eaten = more profits).

There are an insane number of people in this country who think a ~560 calorie Big Mac from McDonald's is some kind of unhealthy fatso meal but they're completely fine with a 1500 calorie cheese-and-meat monstrosity from a local brewpub. It's all marketing.

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Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




The capitalism part is the important bit though. Fast food doesn't exist without it. It's inherently exploitative.

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