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Perhaps if Elon Musk was able to clean his room, his cars wouldn't be deathtraps. 
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This is pretty funny. https://twitter.com/alexdemling/status/1557221632837505025 Hyperloop has always mystified me, because even if it worked exactly as described with no issues, it would still be less efficient than a normal subway or train. Now we know why.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:08
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it seems way safer to sit next to a serial killer on public transit than in a private car
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Aug 10, 2022 21:10
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You'd think he'd like rail, he could sell them battery trains.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:16
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Bad Purchase posted:it seems way safer to sit next to a serial killer on public transit than sit next to Elon Musk. Fixed.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:18
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goatface posted:You'd think he'd like rail, he could sell them battery trains. but then he would still have to interact / be near poors. also he wouldnt be able to snort and shoot up drugs. or jack off his weird inbred dick.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:21
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he's gonna need a train car for family vacations at this rate just kidding, he's never gonna interact with his kids that much
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Aug 10, 2022 21:26
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He could be like the kings of old and have his own private train.
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Aug 10, 2022 21:27
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Bad Purchase posted:it seems way safer to sit next to a serial killer on public transit than in a private car Gary Numan disagrees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs Seriously though gently caress musk
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Aug 10, 2022 21:27
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William Bear posted:This is pretty funny. I’m not sure why anyone would give him an out and believe that. He’s just a loving idiot.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:12
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https://twitter.com/TaylorOgan/status/1556991029814886404?t=PkjFPQBij4cb4JJ2daaebg&s=19 Full self-driving beta 4.7.1 * Fixed bug that caused the car to always accelerate and steer towards small children
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Aug 10, 2022 22:43
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William Bear posted:This is pretty funny. Maintaining the Cali tradition of listening to car manufacturers as public transport experts
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Aug 10, 2022 22:45
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GABA ghoul posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorOgan/status/1556991029814886404?t=PkjFPQBij4cb4JJ2daaebg&s=19 Full self-driving beta 4.7.2 * Fixed three additional bugs that caused the car to always accelerate and steer towards small children Full self-driving beta 4.7.3 * Reverted 4.7.2, as it introduced ten additional bugs caused the car to always accelerate and steer towards small children Mozi fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Aug 10, 2022 |
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Aug 10, 2022 22:53
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If they fix that bug he'll never be able to thin out his child-herd.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:55
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the car is so advanced it was able to determine the dummy wasn't a real child and that it was not solid enough to cause damage in a collision
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Aug 10, 2022 22:58
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No posts noting that Elon Musk sold $6.9 billion in Tesla stock? https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/9/23299343/elon-musk-tesla-stock-sells-twitter-trial I'll say this about Elon. He is committed to meme numbers.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:03
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Bad Purchase posted:it seems way safer to sit next to a serial killer on public transit than in a private car Only if it's an Uber
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Aug 10, 2022 23:49
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Do you think when he’s having sex with all these awful rich women he constantly shouts Reddit memes?
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Aug 10, 2022 23:51
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William Bear posted:This is pretty funny. I doubt this. The high speed rail was already approved and funded but got scaled back by a lot because of skyrocketing costs and mismanagement. This sounds more like some idiotic puppet master type excuse for his failure with hyperloop.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:57
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I like that muskrats are so loving jc crhist stupid they jump to live humans/kids . like no making the doll more human like and maybe giving it a heat signature. Also giving teslas a feature they dont have? like musk wants optical/visble light cams? not lidar or ir.
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Aug 11, 2022 03:25
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Maybe that's why he insists on having so many kids. More test subjects.
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Aug 11, 2022 03:31
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Looking at his history, I think that @CryptoCabSav is being serious… like shouldn’t the car not hit child-sized objects that are at ambient temperature, like, I dunno, bollards?
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Aug 11, 2022 03:32
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lol a $130k tesla caught fire down the street from me
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Aug 11, 2022 03:32
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your honor, the defense pleads not guilty on the basis that the deceased was wearing an insulating layer rendering him invisible to the vehicle’s IR camera. although tragic, the deceased endangered himself with his reckless choice of apparel.
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Aug 11, 2022 03:46
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JackBandit posted:Do you think when he’s having sex with all these awful rich women he constantly shouts Reddit memes? he definitely shouts his own name, calls himself ol musky
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Aug 11, 2022 04:13
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Clearly the the correct behavior when spotting a heavy human shaped object in front of you that's gonna trash your expensive car when hit is to floor the gas pedal and drive into it, you loving idiots. You complete morons. If the body ain't warm, there is not gonna be harm
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Bad Purchase posted:your honor, the defense pleads not guilty on the basis that the deceased was wearing an insulating layer rendering him invisible to the vehicle’s IR camera. although tragic, the deceased endangered himself with his reckless choice of apparel. so teslas are literally the predator
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Aug 11, 2022 09:58
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So the articles say he now has 15% of Tesla stock. What did he own at the maximum?
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Aug 11, 2022 10:15
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Sophy Wackles posted:I doubt this. The high speed rail was already approved and funded but got scaled back by a lot because of skyrocketing costs and mismanagement. hyperloop was not a real proposal. there is absolutely no way that Elon was ever serious about it but proposing it somewhat eroded the political will to keep on with rail projects. why make the hard decisions and spend the hard money on trains when there's magic future trains just around the corner?? this is a big ongoing problem with public transportation, by the way: there's constantly tech idiots promising they're going to revolutionize transport and make something that's either cheaper or better than existing methods, and the politicians lean on those promises as an excuse to cancel big conventional transit projects that never have much political will behind them in the first place
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Aug 11, 2022 12:54
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Wouldn't this mean teslas would think bollards are worth hitting as well? Collison avoidance in general is a plus for a vehicle
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ilmucche posted:Wouldn't this mean teslas would think bollards are worth hitting as well? Collison avoidance in general is a plus for a vehicle That's no-coiner thinking
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Main Paineframe posted:hyperloop was not a real proposal. there is absolutely no way that Elon was ever serious about it Musk isn't that smart to think like that. It was all to get tax breaks and tesla sales. If it was all a ruse he wouldn't have built the test track and have dozens of universities come and prove how poo poo it was. Then when it was shown to be a failure, remember he pivoted to claim he could dig tunnels 90% cheaper than current ones, for traffic usage. Dude will say whatever comes into his head at the time that he thinks will make him super einstein.
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Aug 11, 2022 13:05
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happyhippy posted:Musk isn't that smart to think like that. It was all to get tax breaks and tesla sales. yeah the whole poo poo was just looking in some industrial catalog at the price of sewer main borers vs the price of full sized subway borers and dropping his monacle when someone informed him a single tesla could fit in a sewer main tunnel if you didn't ever open the doors. middle school rear end logic in heavy play here
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King Carnivore posted:Looking at his history, I think that @CryptoCabSav is being serious… like shouldn’t the car not hit child-sized objects that are at ambient temperature, like, I dunno, bollards? Or like, children when it's hot out.
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Aug 11, 2022 14:16
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Or children who are dead. Have some respect.
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Please don't forget about living children with long hair and gloves who are standing with their back to the Tesla.
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That's not even the most deranged response. https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1557134727428993024?s=20&t=_ppfEB6urB3kU4U81UKM-w The thread is wild.
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Irradiation posted:That's not even the most deranged response. What's the worst that could happen? Oh, wait.
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They'll need a full range of children from baby to near adult to really work out when the failure happens.
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