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Just my anecdote, I used to regularly volunteer for Habitat for Humanity. Our area's project foreman was super serious about never getting any one injured for obvious reasons. He was also kind of a goofball and would try to make people laugh. He used to try and shoot the nail guns and staple guns at the trashcans and dumpsters. It was the first that I realized that maybe these aren't dangerous like in the cartoons.
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PhazonLink posted:lol all hail corn. In America we're all probably at east 15% corn by weight - woo subsidies Stoatbringer posted:Country girls make do. 
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Nooner posted:like quick rear end google: gotta save money because of BIDENFLATION
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AHH F/UGH posted:Considering you come out of the woodwork to stan his sorry rear end every time he gets mentioned you'd think you might at least know how to spell his name correctly I post ITT all the time?
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Trillhouse posted:
 I never noticed the 101st patch before, Wikipedia says he was an infantryman but in this pic he looks like the biggest dipshit to ever wear a blue cord. I would love to hear the stories his old unit has to tell about him.
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AHH F/UGH posted:What the gently caress Charlie Kirk is 28? face never grew
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Happy Belated anniversary to this tweet Very little more can be said about this tweet except "lol" This and the time he mentioned going into his "wife's bedroom" were extremely deep insight into the world of Ben Shapiro. That and his fiction books, where all the bad guys are described specifically as being short, and the main character and his wife just say "take a bullet for ya, babe" instead of saying they love each other.
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KitConstantine posted:Also wandering around a corn field in summer loving sucks. The leaves slice you up, its full of spiders and bugs, you keep tripping because the ground is rough as hell, it's loving hot in the sun because the corn isn't tall enough for good shade, you get covered in dirt and plant material like instantly, and there's no water. I knew a guy in my teen years who took a part-time job detasseling corn, thinking it would be an easy gig. He ended up with heat stroke in the hospital before the end of the first day. The evapotranspiration from corn is powerful, and on a hot day the humidity and stillness in the field can jack the heat index into the danger zone even if it is relatively normal conditions on the outside of the field.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Very little more can be said about this tweet except "lol" You're forgetting the best part - the protagonist is 6`3, "a bear of a man", who had a sudden growth spurt senior year of
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Shanghaied posted:You're forgetting the best part - the protagonist is 6`3, "a bear of a man", who had a sudden growth spurt senior year of And he had a black friend, only known by his nickname. Who also happened to be a start football player in school.
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Oh my god He was at January 6th https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1557760910512586752?s=20&t=XR0PwwKbrrxgMFppEAa4CA
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Is Crowder that Change My Mind meme dude or is that someone else?
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trilljester posted:Is Crowder that Change My Mind meme dude or is that someone else? Yes
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My favorite someone did.
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A Fancy Hat posted:where all the bad guys are described specifically as being short No way I need to see this quote ASAP
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AHH F/UGH posted:What the gently caress Charlie Kirk is 28? 28 months.
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https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/1557710512787320835?s=21&t=50to3oY2GsS1N0WwTxoUrQ Dilbert is going off the deep end again
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My fervent hope is that the Trump raid thing forces the Democrats to commit to investigating, prosecuting, and imprisoning all criminal Republicans now because of the sure knowledge that as soon as the Republicans get into power again they'll immediately launch some disproportionately large unjustified night-of-long-knives revenge campaign.
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https://bipartisanreport.com/2022/08/11/mar-a-lago-surveillance-tapes-obtained-by-justice-department/ In the months leading up to the surprise raid earlier this week by the FBI on former President Donald Trump’s southern Florida property called Mar-a-Lago, the Justice Department subpoenaed and successfully obtained surveillance tapes from the Trump-owned resort. These details are included in a new report from The New York Times. The FBI raid was conducted in connection to a Justice Department investigation into the handling of government records, including classified materials, from the Trump administration, which authorities evidently suspected might’ve partly remained at Mar-a-Lago. An attachment to the warrant identified classified materials as among items for seizure, assuming agents discovered such items, and Trump lawyer Christina Bobb also confirmed classified materials potentially at Mar-a-Lago were one of the targets. The push for surveillance footage seems likely connected to concerns about who might’ve accessed the classified materials already recovered from Mar-a-Lago at an earlier point. The Times notes that Trump “would wave things like the North Korean leader’s letters at people, as if they were collectors’ items he was showing off.” Letters from North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, with whom Trump repeatedly met without much coming of it, were among items originally transported to Mar-a-Lago. Trump once claimed he and Kim “fell in love,” which is certainly strange for a U.S. president to say about themselves and a murderous dictator. A report from The Guardian raises the possibility of a federal counterintelligence investigation into issues related to the Trump administration records taken to Mar-a-Lago, and an official responsible for counterintelligence issues — Jay Bratt, who serves as Chief of the Counterintelligence and Export Control Section (CES) of the National Security Division within the U.S. Justice Department — was among four Justice Department officials who went to Mar-a-Lago in early June for in-person discussions about the transfer of documents out of D.C. The subpoena for the surveillance footage from Mar-a-Lago went out after the June gathering at Mar-a-Lago featuring Bratt and other officials. Per the Times, officials “came to question” in recent weeks whether what Trump’s team was telling them regarding documents Trump already returned to authorities was “entirely accurate.” Meanwhile, earlier concerns from the National Archives — which recovered over a dozen boxes of federal records from Mar-a-Lago earlier this year and discovered the previously uncovered classified materials, the agency said — were evidently more wide-ranging. “The archivists also discovered that Mr. Trump had not returned several documents that they believed the former president had in his possession,” the Times explains, discussing the agency’s findings after getting that separate, earlier stash. The boxes previously recovered by the National Archives were obtained by the agency from Trump’s team in January. Agents took what some reporting said was about 10 additional boxes from Mar-a-Lago earlier this week. Previously, the work of a grand jury working on the Trump documents matter was pushed beyond its initial end date. It’s unclear as of this point whether Trump might ever be charged for a crime, and there’s been little public input from federal law enforcement about what happened. Attorney General Merrick Garland hasn’t commented, although House GOP leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) made sure to issue a showy threat of investigating Garland assuming Republicans reclaim the House — which is, generally speaking, exactly what Congress already does in terms of oversight.
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/1557710512787320835?s=21&t=50to3oY2GsS1N0WwTxoUrQ "Sir, the raid is complete, the warrant was served correctly, and we are now in the process of sifting through the material we seized." "Excellent, well done team. Now, has anybody remembered to contact the Dilbert guy?" "...oh poo poo!"
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Counteritelligence doesn't mean making the dumbest motherfucker alive president!
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/1557710512787320835?s=21&t=50to3oY2GsS1N0WwTxoUrQ Apparently he didn't read that New York Times article where they justified going in on the search warrant due to overwhelming evidence that Trump had classified documents. What further justification does he need? What a loving dilbert.
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bees everywhere posted:
I can't believe that shooting happened in 2019. Feels like a decade ago.
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Richard Cabeza posted:Truth is they hate everyone because they’ve been indoctrinated by religion to hate themselves. lol wat is this post Catholicism is the self-hate one, Evangelicals are the complete opposite, they're all about "IM A SUPER SPECIAL JESUS BOY, NOW I CAN LOOK DOWN MY NOSE SNEERING AT EVERYONE WHO ISNT"
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Nooner posted:anxiously awaiting Jim Davis' take on the situation Finally a reason to like a Monday!
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AARD VARKMAN posted:https://twitter.com/KaelanDC/status/1557782549891514370?s=20&t=v1cLOLXFIj8TJ-H9jIGZoQ 
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Donkey posted:My fervent hope is that the Trump raid thing forces the Democrats to commit to investigating, prosecuting, and imprisoning all criminal Republicans now because of the sure knowledge that as soon as the Republicans get into power again they'll immediately launch some disproportionately large unjustified night-of-long-knives revenge campaign. I wouldn't bother with that hope, the revenge campaign has already started and is the core of their political messaging strategy. There's no heading this off.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:https://twitter.com/KaelanDC/status/1557782549891514370?s=20&t=v1cLOLXFIj8TJ-H9jIGZoQ gonna announce that the doj has begun considering creating a committee to discuss the possibility of thinking about starting the process to look into filing charges against trump this is it!
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I’m more concerned about the fate of the corn than the shitstain hiding in it. Ohio sucks rear end through a straw, but it has really good corn if you get it fresh.
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I will  forever if it turns out Trump was planning to blackmail the US gov't using those classified documents. "If you arrest me, I'll show the world what really happened in _____!"
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mobby_6kl posted:And he had a black friend, only known by his nickname. Who also happened to be a start football player in school. bees everywhere posted:
jesus christ it's worse than the ending of the last spider-man movie ("it's good to be surrounded by friends and family" "yes" *walks away from all his friends and family*)
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KitConstantine posted:Also wandering around a corn field in summer loving sucks. The leaves slice you up, its full of spiders and bugs, you keep tripping because the ground is rough as hell, it's loving hot in the sun because the corn isn't tall enough for good shade, you get covered in dirt and plant material like instantly, and there's no water. The corn, while not tall enough for good shade, is probably taller than him at this point, meaning the dude is probably already completely disoriented and lost. He lol that the FBI goons are dicking around in the mud trying to find a chud before he bleeds out and becomes an Ohio Elemental just lol all around
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