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https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1557771685176156160?s=20&t=6hN7z4V9lVojJxXXFyAL1w Long rear end neck
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Merrick Garland is currently ripping a fat blunt in the back. He'll be with us when he's done
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kazil posted:garland is gonna walk up to the podium and announce that they just arrested trump lol gottem they were supposed to arrest him at exactly 12:30 but all of the fbi agents are experiencing keystone cop style antics tripping over eachother and flying everywhere and marbles go shooting out and one of them steps on a rake
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Aug 11, 2022 19:55
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LordSloth posted:The truth is in the middle. The prison is actually an elaborate reconstruction of the white house. Trump is too lazy to ever leave without prompted, so there'd be no chance of a breakout, you just tell him he's president again and he'd never leave. Fox News just becomes a 24/7 livestream of the Big Wet President accepting calls from CHUDs telling him what a good job he's doing.
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Aug 11, 2022 19:56
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Garland: "I'm Q" (drops mic, walks out without taking questions)
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Merrick Garland is currently ripping a fat blunt in the back. He'll be with us when he's done Hopefully he's waiting for word that they kicked down the door of Mar-a-lardo to make the arrest before going up to announce it, because if Trump hears they're coming he's going to try to flush himself.
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AHH F/UGH posted:Results unclear erotic
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just more time for pre-conference lols
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AARD VARKMAN posted:they were supposed to arrest him at exactly 12:30 but all of the fbi agents are experiencing keystone cop style antics tripping over eachother and flying everywhere and marbles go shooting out and one of them steps on a rake trump was trained by the best (kevin mccallister)
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Merrick Garland is currently ripping a fat blunt in the back. He'll be with us when he's done Nah, hes rubbing one out so that he doesn't get erect showing the proof on camera.
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Lol, what's the KBG? I ran it through google and it's either some genetic disorder or a sign that says "this person is an idiot"
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Merrick Garland is currently ripping a fat blunt in the back. He'll be with us when he's done He will legalize marijuana while giggling uncontrollably
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happyhippy posted:Nah, hes rubbing one out so that he doesn't get erect showing the proof on camera. One last private showing of the Piss tape
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1557771685176156160?s=20&t=6hN7z4V9lVojJxXXFyAL1w "Grundune magistrate" This mother fucker talks like Colin Meloy writing the next Decemberists album SocketWrench posted:Lol, what's the KBG? I ran it through google and it's either some genetic disorder or a sign that says "this person is an idiot" Karen, Big Grundune
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AG Garland sadly announces that the Supreme Court has ruled that the DOJ is actually the Department of Just Ice, due to a typo. On the positive side, those of you that have soda are well taken care of
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:The prison is actually an elaborate reconstruction of the white house. Trump is too lazy to ever leave without prompted, so there'd be no chance of a breakout, you just tell him he's president again and he'd never leave. Fox News just becomes a 24/7 livestream of the Big Wet President accepting calls from CHUDs telling him what a good job he's doing. That would never work since the place Trump spent the least amount of time at during his presidency was the White House.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:He will legalize marijuana while giggling uncontrollably he's gonna go all goku 
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Confusedslight posted:https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1557800933844721665?s=20&t=5gx3I8koUbDr1D6wyxgbYA I thought he was going to give us a powerpoint on the history of borax mining
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Confusedslight posted:https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1557800933844721665?s=20&t=5gx3I8koUbDr1D6wyxgbYA I mean, it could have been about the fbi field office shooting thing
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btw wanna point out this was by far the worst part of being a journalist "Oh we say it's gonna start at 2:30? lol sucker we're gonna start maybe at 4. 5 even? Maybe we'll cancel it! You can't quit us. You'll come back for more."
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https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/1557802788050051073 https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1557801977605677056
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"I'd like to open this by letting you all know how better call saul ends"
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The longer the delay, the less significant the announcement. If it's delayed five more minutes they'll be announcing that the FBI was planning a raid on Mar-a-Lago which they hope to execute a few days ago.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I mean, it could have been about the field office shooting thing yeah confirmation of it being about the Mar-a-Lago search specifically + delaying all this time is unfortunately starting to fill me with a small ember of hope
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bees everywhere posted:I will OH GOD WHAT DID TRUMP DO IN ME?! I DO NOT CONSENT!!! 
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:AG Garland sadly announces that the Supreme Court has ruled that the DOJ is actually the Department of Just Ice, due to a typo. On the positive side, those of you that have soda are well taken care of Because the FBI is not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution the Supreme Court has ruled that all agents will be summarily executed and any 'so called' evidence collected by them should be immediately destroyed.
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This has been a banner loving month for me watching livestreams of the most unhinged chud follies
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I can't take this edging, give me my trump lols garland u hack
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1557771685176156160?s=20&t=6hN7z4V9lVojJxXXFyAL1w "PUNISHING POLITICAL RIVALS IS BANANA REPUBLIC HOAX LIB CRIME!!!!!!! also, WE NEED TO PUNISH OUR POLITICAL RIVALS!"
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2 minute warning LETS GO
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Finally god dratteen witch posted:This has been a banner loving month for me watching livestreams of the most unhinged chud follies  as gently caress
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Alright, this made me laugh way too damned hard. Holy gently caress I'd love to be within earshot to hear the plate slam against the wall while he fills his diapers over it
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"We executed a raid on former President Trump this past Monday, but it's come to our attention that due to us not notifying the Dilbert guy in a timely enough fashion, all evidence gathered has been rendered null and void"
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lol wait a minute hold the phoneData Graham posted:I was at Universal Studios Orlando yesterday and there was a plane doing laps around the park towing a banner that said That was on July 25th lmaooooo what did that plane guy know
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Hobo Clown posted:"We executed a raid on former President Trump this past Monday, but it's come to our attention that due to us not notifying the Dilbert guy in a timely enough fashion, all evidence gathered has been rendered null and void" 
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