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haljordan posted:I think Howard is completely terrified by the fact that his parents will actually one day die and just doesn't want to be around death at all because he can't cope https://www.danspapers.com/2022/08/howard-stern-third-dans-cover-art/ His dad just died  But he was 99. I told you not to be stupid you moron.
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I was just about to write my father Ben a note Robin… Just kidding. Condolences Howard, even at age 99, losing a parent still sucks.
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RIP to the king of proper modulation https://youtu.be/49-T31VtBpc
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Awwwww well, I came here to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG_p3Ul61UI
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:https://www.danspapers.com/2022/08/howard-stern-third-dans-cover-art/ Tim's assistant Jared finally caught up with him
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Tim's assistant Jared finally caught up with him He’s not dead. He was kidnapped to the planet Krypton to live under the tyranny of the Red Sun.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Tim's assistant Jared finally caught up with him Howard, Jared did a horrible thing. He raped your father. What kind of business is this.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:https://www.danspapers.com/2022/08/howard-stern-third-dans-cover-art/ I don't understand the reference to this magazine and Ben's death. Even in the comments of that piece and on twitter, people are making this connection. I quickly read the piece and it doesn't mention anything about it.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't understand the reference to this magazine and Ben's death. Even in the comments of that piece and on twitter, people are making this connection. I quickly read the piece and it doesn't mention anything about it. it's loving buried in there (and between tons of ads), took me 3 skims to find it my dear rupert, come with me here and take a look *leads you by the hand to my post* 
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lmfao I just remembered I have adblock on, my brain just interpreted all of those paintings by howard as ads while skimming oh my god 
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drat! I was going to prank the thread this week with a: "I was just about to write my father a note" with a link to the goatman in there. I know you're not actually reading this Howard, but my condolences.
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Legitimately sad about this. Going to go eat some halibut and Rice N Shine.
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Wonder if Gary's wife will break her ankle.
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Ben Stern? He’s around. We’re not really booking parents on the show anymore.
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Something harrible happened. Tim’s assistant, Jared, took your fawtha and me in a rocket and sent us to Heaven, where God is from, and we’re here living under the tyranny of the Red Sun.
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Ben had a stroke a few years ago right? Edit: Found this cameo of Billy West doing his Jackie Puppet impression on the stern subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/wl0om2/a_very_special_message_from_billy_west/ EngineerJoe fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Aug 12, 2022 |
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Howard is a really good artist. Legitimately impressive. RIP Ben Stern.
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Never forget where Howard got his humor— I recall a story Howard told where he attended a dinner with his parents, Alison (his ex) and Robin, and Robin was wearing a very nice dinner dress that, of course, accentuated her chest. Ben had a couple of drinks in him, and he reached into his pocket and dropped something on the floor. Ben exclaimed to Robin, “hey Robin look, someone dropped a dollar!” RIP Beryl.
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beep by grandpa posted:it's loving buried in there (and between tons of ads), took me 3 skims to find it my dear rupert, come with me here and take a look *leads you by the hand to my post* Hey Howard, who signs your paycheck? Sirius or Dan’s Papers? Why would you not share this first on the show? Howard is a sucker.
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Astro7x posted:Hey Howard, who signs your paycheck? Sirius or Dan’s Papers? Why would you not share this first on the show? Howard is a sucker. obviously this was an intensely personal and private matter for him, so it would be strange and inappropriate to share something like this on "The Howard Stern Show"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqJcbx61Ey8 Baby ducks and exotic jungle bunnies
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Who are you talking to right now, Richard? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A radio show big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not to be pranked, Richard. I am the prankster! A guy answers his phone and humiliated by Captain Janks and you think that of me? No! I am the one who pranks!
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beep by grandpa posted:Who are you talking to right now, Richard? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A radio show big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not to be pranked, Richard. I am the prankster! A guy answers his phone and humiliated by Captain Janks and you think that of me? No! I am the one who pranks! This is beautiful and I'm glad that you and I share some threads.
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They didn't have it at Bloomies.
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beep by grandpa posted:( i mainly posted it for you "I am not crazy! I know he farted near the open mic. I knew it was a 1.5 second long fart. One second longer than most others. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it without laughing so hard. He covered his rear end, he got Robin over there defending him. You think this is something? You think this was a great fart? This? This pant-shittery? He's done worse. Those congas! Are you telling me that a man just happens to absent-mindedly play them before recording? No! *He* orchestrated it! Mike Walker! He *basically defecated* through a *pop-filter*! And I laughed! And I shouldn't have. I took that clip everywhere, put it into all the songs. What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his gas to himself! But not our Mike! Couldn't be precious *Mike*! Pealing the paint with the smell! And *HE* gets to be a gossip columnist? What a sick fart joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! But you have to stop him, you just-.... *bornowwwlorrraphhh*" Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Finally, you can pay $150 for a 10 minute phone call with Will the Farter: https://www.cameo.com/willthefarter/event-request
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Can you imagine Eric on cameo? People say he would've made millions but I guarantee he'd instantly reject 99% of the requests he got
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I don't... Make ca all's to guys, only t oo big chested vol luptuos women. How many people would just get him to call them and say "ack ack"?
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DeadBonesBrook posted:They didn't have it at Bloomies. I used to have a very long once a week commute from work and I caught this whole saga live, it was incredible and probably the most intense thing I've ever witnessed. It is the absolute high point of the show for me and nothing else even comes close
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Arson Daily posted:I used to have a very long once a week commute from work and I caught this whole saga live, it was incredible and probably the most intense thing I've ever witnessed. It is the absolute high point of the show for me and nothing else even comes close It was the wave cresting before Howard washed away everything unique about the show. The show never felt as raw and real and wouldn’t ever again.
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How much would you have to paid to agree to be Artie's assistant? At least $200k a year for me lmao
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Arson Daily posted:I used to have a very long once a week commute from work and I caught this whole saga live, it was incredible and probably the most intense thing I've ever witnessed. It is the absolute high point of the show for me and nothing else even comes close gently caress man. 14 years ago. Crazy.
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