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Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Dash Rendar is a Duncan Idaho ghola theory goes deeper than I realized-- Dash Rendar has never been seen in the same room as Duncan Idaho, unlike the supposed actual Duncan Idaho

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Do you think one time han solo called him dash rendork and he got so mad he changed his name to something cooler like duncan idaho

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



CJacobs posted:

Do you think one time han solo called him dash rendork and he got so mad he changed his name to something cooler like duncan idaho

Yelling “I’m going to Rendork you obsolete!” To an assassin droid just doesn’t have the same punch to it.

Speaking of which though since everything is super fast in the PC version I can’t imagine what Ord Mantell is like trying to do the platforming at lightspeed.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Lazyfire posted:

Look, Dash Rendar is a perfect physical specimen. He was produced in a lab over decades of trial and error as some of the finest scientists in the galaxy created, grafted and rejected countless DNA varieties to a root stock composed of the second most perfect human: cool Palpatine.

Eventually, there was success. Like Duncan Idaho in later Dune books the lab generated the most capable person ever. Not only could he crouch and jump, he could crouch-jump. It was easier to discover FTL travel than the genetic makeup for such a man.

Cal may have escaped Order 66, but can he face Or-Dash 66?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

The Shame Boy posted:


Speaking of which though since everything is super fast in the PC version I can’t imagine what Ord Mantell is like trying to do the platforming at lightspeed.

timing the jumps over the obstacles is hellish :negative:

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Waffleman_ posted:

Cal may have escaped Order 66, but can he face Or-Dash 66?

Door Dash Rendar is going to be my next steam name. Thanks for the inspiration.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
ha your steam names are always on point. do you have a complete list compiled somewhere?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

He's a genetic freak, and he's not normal.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
there's no link on this one, but i am working on it for video 4's title card and i wanted to share it without the title and name on top of it covering the image:

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
Dash to Rendar

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sally, you mind telling me what you're doing playing an old PC game that's ill-equipped for your system?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Waffleman_ posted:

Sally, you mind telling me what you're doing playing an old PC game that's ill-equipped for your system?

Not finishing this fight :haw:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
"What are you doing, Dash?"

"Giving the Covenant back their bomb, sir. Three of them, in fact. Three bombs. I'm gonna surf them all down at once it's gonna be sick! Are you watching? Dude, you guys should record this!"

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



If Dash is Master Chief does that mean Leebo is his Cortana?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

The Shame Boy posted:

If Dash is Master Chief does that mean Leebo is his Cortana?

Just like Cortana, Leebo also bets that Dash can't stick it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dash is his own Cortana. He looks at a little mirror on his wrist and thinks "what would that sexy beast do in this situation?"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Wait then who's Johnson?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

bunnyofdoom posted:

Wait then who's Johnson?

Lando. He knows that the ladies (and the aliens) like :heysexy:

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

nine-gear crow posted:

Lando. He knows that the ladies (and the aliens) like :heysexy:

And the robots.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/SW_Moment/status/1550877958721925120?t=KQkpLpEXfW2Cvtot-Qjpnw&s=19

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
The Han Solo movie confirms that if Lando isn't droidsexual himself, droids are at the very least hot for Lando.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
Who isn't hot for Lando?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
lol, i'm having too much fun doing these

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Sally posted:

lol, i'm having too much fun doing these



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRSssmy8kug

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
photoshop/MS paint Dash Rendar contest: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4008375&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
won dash stuff here!

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
*win

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
You can click on the picture this time:





SOTE PC episode 4 is ready! Welcome to Ord Mantell! It stinks!

painedforever
Sep 12, 2017

Quem Deus Vult Perdere, Prius Dementat.
You ain't never had a Dash like me!

Everything's just Dash-ing around on the PC version. This is, like, what, the ROM-hack of Dash Rendar?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
me as a kid: wow, ig-88 is such a cool badass robot!

me now: wow, ig-88 is the dumbest character ever written

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

DontMockMySmock posted:

me as a kid: wow, ig-88 is such a cool badass robot!

me now: wow, ig-88 is the dumbest character ever written

They had like five tries to get IG-88 right and they whiffed all of them.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
i'm pretty sure the only incarnation of IG-88 that wasn't a complete failure was when an action thriller writer saw Star Wars and said to himself "IG-88 sounds badass i'm gonna name a faction of mercs in my books after that" and then I'm not sure what happened but it probably involved shooting himself up with pure adrenaline and then taking it all out on MS Word.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
IG-88 was cool.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Droids are never cool.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

goatface posted:

Droids are never cool.

someone should replace all your gang tags with the gonk one

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
IG88 is cool in xwing when you fly a brobots list

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

bunnyofdoom posted:

IG88 is cool in xwing when you fly a brobots list

is this real or are you messing with me

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




ig-88 slamming a door in sheev's face was the only cool thing an ig-88 ever did

e: this is the one that was trying to take over the death star

biosterous fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Aug 13, 2022

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Sally posted:

is this real or are you messing with me

it's real
when you two or more https://xwing-miniatures-second-edition.fandom.com/wiki/IG-88D_(Aggressor) it is called


BROBOTS

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