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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/pblodlr/status/1558158628498046979

Well I'm sure this will reverse conservative voting trends in the valley as the realities of climate change come crashing home.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Zil posted:

The way he says this is marketplace, it's just so drat smarmy.

tried to find their 'sad' music when the market is down for the day but can't

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

also

gig 'em agiye

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/pblodlr/status/1558158628498046979

Well I'm sure this will reverse conservative voting trends in the valley as the realities of climate change come crashing home.

unfortunately the ads write themselves: "this didnt happen under trump"

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/pblodlr/status/1558158628498046979

Well I'm sure this will reverse conservative voting trends in the valley as the realities of climate change come crashing home.

Well great, let's see if all the loving carwashes around here are still open by end of the weekend. I probably should go buy up some jugs of water too. Picked a hell of a time to need to fill up my gas tank as well, gently caress.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I saw gas at $3.19 at the station near my house

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Zil posted:

The way he says this is marketplace, it's just so drat smarmy.

All this and more as we run the numbers.

Noww.

This.....

...

....is mMMarketplace :smuggo:

. ./${intro.music}

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

zoux posted:

I saw gas at $3.19 at the station near my house

You should buy it up and store it in plastic bags

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1558159590134538241

They had no cards

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1558207355426316289

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

let that be another lesson in why trying to compromise with republicans doesnt make any loving sense

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ethan_kraft/status/1558206016113807360?s=20

The rage will be palatable.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I assume that's related to the pervasive sex abuse?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



zoux posted:

I assume that's related to the pervasive sex abuse?

That would be my guess. Any guesses on how SCOTUS will rule if they try to argue religious liberty?

Baggot
Sep 9, 2009

Hail to the King, baby.

It is indeed.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/investigations/article/Federal-officials-investigating-Southern-Baptist-17369754.php

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

I don’t know how, but their pedophilia is the dems’ fault. Let’s wait for them to figure out how

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think this is more "college sports program investigates itself for recruiting violations and imposes 5 year bowl ban on itself and is very sorry" and the NCAA looking at them and going "uh, no".

Also it's pretty schismatic, there's a pretty large bloc that is appropriately horrified by this, large enough so that they can't just sweep it under the rug without risking splintering off churches en masse

zoux fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 12, 2022

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeah the SBC has been in political disarray for a decade. this is just another nail in the, uh, wrist

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Dameius posted:

All this and more as we run the numbers.

Noww.

This.....

...

....is mMMarketplace :smuggo:

. ./${intro.music}

Here’s the thing.

I love the intro. Could teach some sports broadcasters a lesson.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

paging zoux

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012


IDGI - favorite movie in the series, abortion rights, free states/slave states, what?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeah people in texas are just big fans of Watto

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Texans are raised to ask the question "what is pod racing" and well some things just give us the answers we need

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

While I suspect that poll was made in 2018, I instead choose to believe that it was from this year and that no state actually picked Rise of Skywalker. As it should be.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010


What the hell is that ordering of the legend??

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

best -> worst

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

The Pornhub end of year stats/most frequently searched terms are more interesting. They used to also do search terms by state. NSWF, obviously:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

IT BURNS posted:

The Pornhub end of year stats/most frequently searched terms are more interesting. They used to also do search terms by state. NSWF, obviously:



alaska: alaska

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

alaska: alaska

Was really expecting Texas to be similar

Or "Bucees"

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that's a lotta big black dicks

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I didn't realize "cholo" was a genre of gay porn

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



But like, haha,

Lol,

Like, what if, like
Just as a joke
Tho,
Um, what I Beto actually has a chance of winning.
Lol, jk. But seriously.

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

The Bananana posted:

But like, haha,

Lol,

Like, what if, like
Just as a joke
Tho,
Um, what I Beto actually has a chance of winning.
Lol, jk. But seriously.

Don't make me tap the sign

[good things are not possible]

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that lil baby hurricane in the valley seems like the best possible scenario for non-destructive rain

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The Bananana posted:

But like, haha,

Lol,

Like, what if, like
Just as a joke
Tho,
Um, what I Beto actually has a chance of winning.
Lol, jk. But seriously.

https://twitter.com/RobertTGarrett/status/1558792660311212035

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

i say swears online posted:

that lil baby hurricane in the valley seems like the best possible scenario for non-destructive rain

I'm just more happy it's also raining northwest over the river to put something back in the reservoirs. I'd like to be able to shower and drink water not from a bottle.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

If they released a video of Beto looking at a poll and saying “gently caress” he’s jump up a few points

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

jokes posted:

If they released a video of Beto looking at a poll and saying “gently caress” he’s jump up a few points

About one ollie's worth.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

beto at a VFW hall recreating the gently caress scene from the wire to applause

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

I was gonna vote for God and Abbott but that boy said a curse and it was like little baby Jesus came and spoke directly into the statue of liberty shaped meat where a lesser man's heart might be

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Hawkline
May 30, 2002

¡La Raza!
Beto and Collier being respectively behind their opponents by the same amount doesn't bode well. There seems to be nothing Beto can do that will close that gap. Also not looking forward to Paxton saking by with like 51% of the vote.

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