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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

latinotwink1997 posted:

If teslas aren’t already programmed to mow down chimps, they should be. A loose chimp on the streets is a threat to everyone.

loose chimp on the streets, restrained gorilla in the sheets

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
thats because the DNA scanner would then say that Musk needs to be run over.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


ilmucche posted:

Ask him to come on your podcast again and float the idea to him, joe

Does Joe Rogan hate chimps or something? I don’t understand this post, especially since mine was a joke (though chimps are seriously dangerous as hell).

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
The fact that we've trained AIs to only see white people gas weird ramifications for the dystopian total surveillance state of the future.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

please don't post Elon's email address

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

latinotwink1997 posted:

Does Joe Rogan hate chimps or something? I don’t understand this post, especially since mine was a joke (though chimps are seriously dangerous as hell).

He went through a bunch of talking about chimps. Joe is loving weird

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

2nd Amendment posted:

The fact that we've trained AIs to only see white people gas weird ramifications for the dystopian total surveillance state of the future.

we haven't trained AI to do anything except be white nationalist and Nazi's

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we haven't trained AI to do anything except be white nationalist and Nazi's

Sure but that means cameras don't see black people.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

2nd Amendment posted:

Sure but that means cameras don't see black people.

no. it means they actively look for them and charge them with more crimes

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
I thought Elon's sex tape was going to be him getting hosed by twitter

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kingo Ligma posted:

I thought Elon's sex tape was going to be him getting hosed by twitter

I thought he bought a horse to have that not released

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ilmucche posted:

He went through a bunch of talking about chimps. Joe is loving weird

The best way to do a Joe Rogan impression is to ask if the person you're talking to knows about how dangerous a chimp is, especially using the phrase "it'll rip your face off"

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
It's me, the fanboy that discusses technology the car doesn't have and use that as an argument to protect the dignity of the company he is stanning for.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




covering my body in jungle mud to elude the model X that is hunting me

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no. it means they actively look for them and charge them with more crimes

Not the cameras. Other algorithms, sure.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
China supposedly has software that can distinguish between racial groups within the Chinese population.

Algorithms to enable warcrimes are already here.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

2nd Amendment posted:

Not the cameras. Other algorithms, sure.

of course just get the algorithms. Are you an idiot?
It's ok if you are. most us are.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Fortunately they only use them to enslave their own people in literal cotton fields so as far as we're concerned they're an advanced peace loving nation and very good for business

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Strategic Tea posted:

Fortunately they only use them to enslave their own people in literal cotton fields so as far as we're concerned they're an advanced peace loving nation and very good for business

you know we had a civil war to stop this this poo poo, right?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know we had a civil war to stop this this poo poo, right?

reread the 13th amendment

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

reread the 13th amendment

if we arrest them the 13 amendment doesn't apply. There might actually be some problems

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




slavery never completely ended in the US, you were just taught that it did

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

slavery never completely ended in the US, you were just taught that it did

no poo poo. Maybe we should do something about that.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

reread the 13th amendment

Carving out an exception in the "no more slavery" law like any civilised country would

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no poo poo. Maybe we should do something about that.

Too much of the US economy is now reliant on its 1% enslavement rate

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the constitution is kinda trash.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




maybe we should amend it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

maybe we should amend it

good luck getting 2/3 of the states to change it. Great Ideas 200 years ago for land owners. Now it kinda sucks

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no. it means they actively look for them and charge them with more crimes

I took it to mean there won't be any black people in the future dystopia.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

maybe we should amend it

"We"

Yeah let's call a constitutional convention when the chuds control the most states. What could go wrong?

I mean the whole thing is hosed and bad but fixing it ain't happening with a simple amendment any time soon

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




no no, the founders were very smart and wouldn't have written in a process that doesn't work

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I mean it does "work"

It's just not producing the results you want

(Or I)

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm glad/sorry to clarify that it is SUPERPOWER OF TOMORROW China that is indulging in mass slavery assisted by AI monitoring of undesirable races

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Strategic Tea posted:

I'm glad/sorry to clarify that it is SUPERPOWER OF TOMORROW China that is indulging in mass slavery assisted by AI monitoring of undesirable races

who are the undesirable races

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

who are the undesirable races

that's the neat part, it's totally programmable by whoever is in power

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

that's the neat part, it's totally programmable by whoever is in power

I hope it isn't White idiots.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

These guys who like most of the world have nothing to do with the USA

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica
Look dude, if you know a better way to fight fires I'm all for it. But for now, forcing prisoners to do it and then barring them from becoming firefighters after they are released is the only way.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

*to a man whose family have been dragged off, raped and shot* don't worry bro in the UNITED STATES they would have made you fight fires unpaid

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yep, like i always say to any mistreated group, please quiet down there are others who have it worse

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Especially if the mistreated group isn't being mistreated by the USA, which is of course the centre of the universe and must be referenced immediately to one up any tale of horror elsewhere in the world

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