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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
The bald fraud is not blameless, both games this season he's had to radically change the system in the second half after starting the game with a terrible plan. Playing Eriksen as some kind of CDM in the first half against Brentford for a glaring example.

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Flayer posted:

The bald fraud is not blameless, both games this season he's had to radically change the system in the second half after starting the game with a terrible plan. Playing Eriksen as some kind of CDM in the first half against Brentford for a glaring example.

It's almost as if there's a gaping hole there he's been begging the board to plug

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Heard Haaling was dog poo poo can anyone confirm

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Hegay posted:

Heard Haaling was dog poo poo can anyone confirm
8 ball touches in 73 minutes. The other players refused to pass to him because he's too big and strong and they are jealous.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The Villa-Everton was really good if you can believe it. Good goals and sick saves.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Erling had an excellent assist and tiny little Phil Foden should have passed to him for an easy goal after 9 mins. Still on track for a goal a game.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Flayer posted:

8 ball touches in 73 minutes. The other players refused to pass to him because he's too big and strong and they are jealous.

Lukaku had this problem too.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Has there ever been a situation like this at a top club where an entire squad of players just needs replacing? Not one or two miscreants, or even replacing half the starting xi. It really feels like Man U need to ditch the entire squad and start again, barring new signings to give them a chance obviously.

Also I hope this means I don't have to see Scott McTominay start every game for Scotland because he plays for man united, aka Darren Fletcher syndrome.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Man Utd don't need to scrap the squad. They need to eject David De Gea and Ronaldo. They had a competent replacement for De Gea but scared him away. They need a striker and they need two trustworthy central midfielders.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Her Dryer posted:

Has there ever been a situation like this at a top club where an entire squad of players just needs replacing? Not one or two miscreants, or even replacing half the starting xi. It really feels like Man U need to ditch the entire squad and start again, barring new signings to give them a chance obviously.

Also I hope this means I don't have to see Scott McTominay start every game for Scotland because he plays for man united, aka Darren Fletcher syndrome.

The closest I can think of, and that wasn't no where near as dire, was the Madrid rebuild in 08/09

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

TheRat posted:

Man Utd don't need to scrap the squad. They need to eject David De Gea and Ronaldo. They had a competent replacement for De Gea but scared him away. They need a striker and they need two trustworthy central midfielders.

They need to get rid of way more. Maguire should be shot into the sun, this is no meme, he is honestly loving dire. Get rid of mid table poo poo like Fred, AWB and McTominay.

The squad is honestly barely top 8 worthy

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Maguire is more than good enough to not be a replacement priority in any way shape or form.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

TheRat posted:

Man Utd don't need to scrap the squad. They need to eject David De Gea and Ronaldo. They had a competent replacement for De Gea but scared him away. They need a striker and they need two trustworthy central midfielders.

I think it's more than just a lack of quality that's the problem, although to be clear I think there is an obvious lack of quality in the squad. I think it's a team of losers now. They get clowned on so much it's not a big deal anymore, and no manager has been able to fix that mentality.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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TheRat posted:

Maguire is more than good enough to not be a replacement priority in any way shape or form.

like

whu

:thunk:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

You can have the best laid plan in the world, but that doesn't count for much when you get punched in the face. Everyone is scared shitless playing in front of De Gea and him gifting Brentford two goals in 15 minutes or whatever means everyone is completely rattled, have zero confidence or have given up. Most PL keepers would also have claimed the ball before the third goal happened. Most modern keepers would have prevented 1-0 Brighton by sweeping, and most sunday league keepers wouldn't have spilled the ball like that for 2-0 Brighton.

Without a keeper you can trust and a central midfield you can count on, it doesn't matter if you have Franco loving Baresi leading your central defense.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheRat posted:

Maguire is more than good enough to not be a replacement priority in any way shape or form.

he's poo poo mate

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

vyelkin posted:

he's poo poo mate

He was Man Utd's best player for two years running and on Euro 2020 team of the tournament. He might have his moments but he's not a problem that needs solving.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

TheRat posted:

You can have the best laid plan in the world, but that doesn't count for much when you get punched in the face. Everyone is scared shitless playing in front of De Gea and him gifting Brentford two goals in 15 minutes or whatever means everyone is completely rattled, have zero confidence or have given up. Most PL keepers would also have claimed the ball before the third goal happened. Most modern keepers would have prevented 1-0 Brighton by sweeping, and most sunday league keepers wouldn't have spilled the ball like that for 2-0 Brighton.

Without a keeper you can trust and a central midfield you can count on, it doesn't matter if you have Franco loving Baresi leading your central defense.

all of this is true but once they fix all that if they still have Maguire he's still going to suck so why not replace him at the same time

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


TheRat posted:

He was Man Utd's best player for two years running and on Euro 2020 team of the tournament. He might have his moments but he's not a problem that needs solving.

He's fine for a team playing on the counter like early Ole United, or in a three with someone who can run for him like for England.

He's loving rancid playing a high line in a two, turns like an oil tanker and runs like he's got another oil tanker in each boot.

Although having poo poo behind him and in front of him doesn't help either.

Honestly it's difficult to see a position that's *not* a problem in need of solving. De Gea is finished at the top level, central defence is porous, full backs can't attack or defend, central midfield might as well not exist, Fernandes is bang out of form and has a horrible attitude, Rashford has gone full Walcott, Sancho apparently left his boots in Dortmund, Ronaldo wants out and is a billion years old and a oval office. Backups are all somehow worse.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

sebzilla posted:

He's fine for a team playing on the counter like early Ole United, or in a three with someone who can run for him like for England.

He was fine with a turbohigh line with Henderson behind him too. The problem now is that everyone is scared shitless and trying to compensate for eachother which means nobody is where they need to be or doing their actual jobs.

E: See what I said earlier about trust. The team has zero trust. You need to be able to rely on your team mates to do their jobs.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
And none of them trust Maguire because he's poo poo

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheRat posted:

He was Man Utd's best player for two years running and on Euro 2020 team of the tournament. He might have his moments but he's not a problem that needs solving.

M9 I know the pandemic has been tough us all but you know it's not 2020 anymore right?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

M9 I know the pandemic has been tough us all but you know it's not 2020 anymore right?

He was great for England a year ago, he was statistically speaking Man Utd's best defender last season (heh) and he was great in pre-season. Maguire just isn't the problem no matter how much you want it to be.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheRat posted:

He was great for England a year ago, he was statistically speaking Man Utd's best defender last season (heh) and he was great in pre-season. Maguire just isn't the problem no matter how much you want it to be.

He was Utds best defender last season?

Buddy, the only thing lower than this is the moderation standards for SA

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I don't think on paper Maguire necessarily is first on the chopping block, but ultimately as captain and in many ways the face of this era of United I think he would need to be gone in a rebuild just so the squad would feel like a fresh start. He represents too much baggage even if his performance isn't the worst in the united side.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

TheRat posted:

he was great in pre-season.

Placing all my money on Man Utd 4-0 Liverpool next week, thank you.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




TheRat posted:

He was great for England a year ago, he was statistically speaking Man Utd's best defender last season (heh) and he was great in pre-season. Maguire just isn't the problem no matter how much you want it to be.

Maguire also dropped a clanger in pre-season where he was caught out of position. Who gives a gently caress how good he is for England, he's got at least one if not two competent DMs helping him out, plays deeper, and/or is in a back three which lets him pretend he's Beckenbauer. Maguire is incredibly limited, he can't read the game unless it's all happening in front of him and his idea of marshalling a defence is to just point at the space he should be in while he goes chasing the ball like a dog in a park. He's supposed to be the right sided CB now but is always in Martinez's space.

He's not the only problem but he's a big one.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

He was Utds best defender last season?

Buddy, the only thing lower than this is the moderation standards for SA

Yes, he was. Varane was garbage almost every time he stepped on the field. Bailly is pure chaos and a walking sicknote. Lindelof was better than those two but worse than Maguire and Shaw/Telles/AWB looked like they'd never heard of the concept of defending.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I sometimes forget Utd spent £50m on AWB lol

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I earnestly hope that Utd continue to play Maguire at captain every single game so he can yell at his defense for his gently caress ups.

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

maguire isn't good, but he's still only maybe the 4th biggest issue in that squad

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Maguire is a bad defender, he's slow, he has the turning radius of the Ever Given, he's the team captain despite his idea of leadership being to yell at other people after his team concedes a goal because he was in the wrong place, and he constantly mistimes challenges and gives away careless fouls in dangerous positions

if he's your best defender that really is a case for selling literally the entire first team and starting over from scratch

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Doing bigly lols at Maguire body slamming Shaw then yelling at him

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




*me, watching Maguire dribble in circles against Chelsea, giving the ball to Matic then taking it off him again before hoofing the ball to a Chelsea player* Phwoar, best defender this season right there

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Still think that there's a quality player in Maguire and will happily die on that hill. Just give him a weekend with bielsa or something to teach him how to press and take the armband off him

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

Still think that there's a quality player in Maguire and will happily die on that hill. Just give him a weekend with bielsa or something to teach him how to press and take the armband off him

Bielsa can't give him pace he hasn't got.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

the sex ghost posted:

Still think that there's a quality player in Maguire and will happily die on that hill.

So that's what's hiding in the massive forehead.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

the sex ghost posted:

Still think that there's a quality player in Maguire and will happily die on that hill. Just give him a weekend with bielsa or something to teach him how to press and take the armband off him

there's a quality player trying to get out of Maguire in the same way that there was a goddess of wisdom trying to get out of Zeus

Jexner
Feb 11, 2010
3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Tremendous formation by Nottingham Forrest btw.

Jexner fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Aug 14, 2022

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Idk it just feels like with Maguire and wan bissaka there's an understanding that these players are being signed for the player they could become and then there's a lot of head scratching when they don't just magically become good by virtue of putting on a man united shirt. Part of a wider moan I have about managers not actually managing or trying to improve players any more and just moaning that they can't possibly be expected to do anything with these young international players, better sign rabiot instead.

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