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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

just posting what youre jacking off to here, then?

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Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
jacking off is implicit in the bro zone

normalize male masturbation :biotruths:

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Smythe posted:

just posting what youre jacking off to here, then?

I've never jacked off in my life

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Smythe posted:

just posting what youre jacking off to here, then?

ya this is a thread for ironic misogyny and posting dudes rocking

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

AnimeIsTrash posted:

ya this is a thread for ironic misogyny and posting dudes rocking

sorry I was only posting that ironically

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

500 good dogs posted:

sorry I was only posting that ironically

ty op

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8JyxYX_Ao

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

This is also the place for going mask off

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Men are much happier in the company of other men.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/MaoistGorilla/status/1556898479510732800?cxt=HHwWgICq6eK6m5srAAAA

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Won't ever see a broad dance as good as these two gentlemen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKapFZt-sO0

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
straight but i love a good dude

qtiyd

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Mr Hootington posted:

Won't ever see a broad dance as good as these two gentlemen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKapFZt-sO0

they're very talented. i'd never heard of either of them til now, either. thank you!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

NeatHeteroDude posted:

they're very talented. i'd never heard of either of them til now, either. thank you!

uh

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Carefully balancing posts between ironic misogyny and unironic misogyny, like Odysseus navigating his ship between Scylla and Charybdis.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i just think it's great that men are better than women at everything

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9B_9YeVhsw

BRO ZONE

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017


hmm?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i just think it's great that men are better than women at everything

Including birthing children

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
ate a shrimp po boy ama

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

NeatHeteroDude posted:

they're very talented. i'd never heard of either of them til now, either. thank you!

Not surprising. Those two dudes are way too straight for you to have watched any movies with them in it.

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Mr Hootington posted:

Not surprising. Those two dudes are way too straight for you to have watched any movies with them in it.

I have to ask some plague rats if you're allowed to say that. Please stand by

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
They should do a League of Their Own remake but with men

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

They should do a League of Their Own remake but with men

:hmmyes: and this time it can have a happy ending

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

That's what Major League is.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

They should do a League of Their Own remake but with men

that movie only works cause tom hanks is in it.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

NeatHeteroDude posted:

I have to ask some plague rats if you're allowed to say that. Please stand by

Why are you asking a woman about man things?

TV Documentary on dancing by Gene Kelly where he explains how dancing is for real men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmII7--KRM0

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 23:56 on Aug 13, 2022

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWICOht1Ago

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Mr Hootington posted:

Why are you asking a woman about man things?

TV Documentary on dancing by Gene Kelly where he explains how dancing is for real men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmII7--KRM0

They're the final arbiter on whether you can say someone is gay

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
A boy catcher would not let go of the ball on purpose, and if his younger brother had become powerful enough to tackle the ball out of his hands with a slide, he would say he let go of the ball on purpose.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

NeatHeteroDude posted:

They're the final arbiter on whether you can say someone is gay

Gene probably is a gay icon for some reason, but Gene was for years thee example of toxic, controlling, white, straight masculinity in Hollywood.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Mr Hootington posted:

Gene probably is a gay icon for some reason, but Gene was for years thee example of toxic, controlling, white, straight masculinity in Hollywood.

and then his memory was desecrated by deepfaking him into a vacuum cleaner advertisement

edit: oops that was Fred Astaire

Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 01:55 on Aug 14, 2022

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

nipples incorrectly placed

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Filthy Hans posted:

and then his memory was desecrated by deepfaking him into a vacuum cleaner advertisement

https://www.salon.com/1997/07/08/media_49/

:whitewater:

Reverend Zero
Mar 8, 2006


get out your cockulator and solve for sex

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Tauss_srgl/status/1558475832707846146

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1558221198802264065?t=a24z_oj3qq-e-l9Rc4Zn6g&s=19

:patriot:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpB83chNBQc

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1558559053021863936?s=20&t=UaIkQVhwueK9YRWY1e67mA

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