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"Hi, I'm Link McClure, you may remember me from such adventures as Oh, look, the moon!, 72 Hours of Sailing and ZELDA, How do I fly this crazy thing?!"
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CJacobs posted:It's such a funky recurring gag that people made memes about specifically the concept of Link being attracted to 0 women only fish So Innsmouth is located in Hyrule?
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since we're on this dumb meme, can someone help me find the Sidon version of the "Ariel Needs Legs " meme, my search engine fu sucks or youtube search sucks , tia.
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Aug 12, 2022 01:02
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Frank Frank posted:I never played it but one of my kids got it for Christmas on her DS. I tried playing it but couldn’t get past the horrible controls. Bummed I bought Turok 2 over Majora’s Mask back in the day whaaaa Turok 2 rules! one of the top shooters of that period. you choose wisely. also it sounds like Turok 2 got a superior remake so.. go turok 2?
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Aug 12, 2022 01:17
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I’ve always and forever will love the feel and world of Bioshock and I bought Close To The Sun on sale and at least for the first hour it captures the same feeling.
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Aug 12, 2022 06:37
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BioEnchanted posted:"Hi, I'm Link McClure, you may remember me from such adventures as Oh, look, the moon!, 72 Hours of Sailing and ZELDA, How do I fly this crazy thing?!" I can absolutely hear him say 'Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!'
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Aug 12, 2022 06:40
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oldpainless posted:I’ve always and forever will love the feel and world of Bioshock and I bought Close To The Sun on sale and at least for the first hour it captures the same feeling. More like old-would-you-kindly-less.
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Aug 12, 2022 06:57
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Sally posted:whaaaa Turok 2 rules! one of the top shooters of that period. you choose wisely. BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND
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Aug 12, 2022 09:55
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...I forgot that one of Bo'rai Cho's fatalities in Mortal Kombat X is force-feeding his opponent a sample of his hip flask, which makes the opponent vomit their own intestines up. The drunken master fighting game character, Mortal Kombat style.
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Aug 12, 2022 21:56
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Biplane posted:BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND When will we have Turok Rage Peace Or a remaster of Rage Wars game ruled
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Aug 13, 2022 00:04
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Rage Wars and Turok 3 were N64 exclusive werent they? my worry is Nightdive is only remastering them if they had PC ports i dunno
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Aug 13, 2022 00:30
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I played whichever Turok had a really long animation of your character vomitting and slowly succumbing if they died from poison damage, that didn't feel very rootin' not tootin'
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Aug 13, 2022 00:47
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Danaru posted:I played whichever Turok had a really long animation of your character vomitting and slowly succumbing if they died from poison damage, that didn't feel very rootin' not tootin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLdd3PQLHXg&t=76s
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Aug 13, 2022 00:56
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Turok 2 has the greatest videogame weapon of all time, the Cerebral Bore, which has not been topped in the 57 years since it's release. It was even better with big head mode turned on as well 
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Aug 13, 2022 12:37
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Nah, that was Red Faction's magnet gun. Being able to shoot houses at things you dislike was just incredible. The game also had a gun that let you shoot black holes. Black holes!
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Aug 13, 2022 13:40
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Biplane posted:Turok 2 has the greatest videogame weapon of all time, the Cerebral Bore, which has not been topped in the 57 years since it's release. It was even better with big head mode turned on as well It was cheesy as gently caress in multiplayer iirc
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Aug 13, 2022 13:58
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Frank Frank posted:It was cheesy as gently caress in multiplayer iirc Hearing that high pitched whine you just knew you were hosed.
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Aug 13, 2022 15:49
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tight aspirations posted:Nah, that was Red Faction's magnet gun. Being able to shoot houses at things you dislike was just incredible. The game also had a gun that let you shoot black holes. Black holes! No. Shooting a homing drill into the head of a giant dinosaur-hybrid and watching it clutch its head in agony as the shrill whine of the drill ramps up until the head explodes is the winner. I'd like to see a black hole do that!
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Aug 13, 2022 16:29
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haveblue posted:Finally we know Link's last name, and it's McClure Read this is as McClane and got a very different mental image "Welcome to the party, HYAA!"
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Aug 14, 2022 15:20
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Read this is as McClane and got a very different mental image Die Hard in Hyrule... might kinda work. It's not far off a lot of Zelda games.
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Aug 14, 2022 15:29
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I have light arrows now, ho ho ho
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Aug 14, 2022 15:30
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https://imgur.com/a/YGTD8GC Armed and Dangerous, noted janky LucasArts game, did have a land shark gun. I think they also had a gun that inverted the gravity and the screen, so the enemies fell downward, then reverted. After a second all of the enemies would hit the ground I think there are the only positive aspects of that videogame
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Aug 14, 2022 15:45
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I've seen that game's cutscenes, they are extremely silly.
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Conan: Exiles You can harvest your own corpse for supplies.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:17
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Since it's on game pass I gave Cooking Simulator a try. It's basically a cooking game with physics and there are a couple fun things. There's a dart board you can use, I couldn't find where you're supposed to get darts, until I realized you can toss your knife at it. If you toss your phone out the window it will hop back in. There's apparently a ladle you can buy, but I tried picking up the whole soup pot and turning it upside to pour soup into a bowl, this went well. I discovered you can buy a propane tank, I don't know what use it is when it comes to cooking, but I do know that if you toss it on the girdle it will blow the doors off your fridge. The only down side is the fuse on the fire cracker is too short, so you can't send it out too the customer before the bowl you put it in explodes.
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Aug 15, 2022 01:40
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The Let’s Game it Out guy has a whole YouTube series about messing with the cooking simulator games and what the physics engine will let you get away with
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Aug 15, 2022 08:23
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Good god if that game had the molecular matter thing. I want to see the leek bend until it breaks
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Aug 15, 2022 15:27
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Die Hard in Hyrule... might kinda work. It's not far off a lot of Zelda games. Yeah that checks out, I'd play it.
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Zero_Grade posted:Sneaking through different levels, each with their own gimmick or puzzle to solve, while gathering equipment in order to eventually defeat the head bad guy. Pretty much, yeah. Smash Bros Brawl implicitly compared Snake to Link and for good reason.
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Aug 15, 2022 17:09
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poo poo, why hasn't there been a Zelda stealth game? That sounds loving rad. Oh, right. It's because Zelda keeps doing forced stealth sections that even at their best are obtrusive. So even if you do marry it to really smart stealth mechanics from stuff like Metal Gear, the pitch is still 'hey we made an entire game of the part of Ocarina of Time you hated'.
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Aug 15, 2022 17:37
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Zelda was a big part of me believing for many years that I hated stealth games. Nope, turns out games designed around robust stealth mechanics can be great, what I actually hate is the constant need to stick stealth sequences in games that aren't about stealth and don't support it well.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Zelda was a big part of me believing for many years that I hated stealth games. Nope, turns out games designed around robust stealth mechanics can be great, what I actually hate is the constant need to stick stealth sequences in games that aren't about stealth and don't support it well. I kept having people try to convince me to add a stealth section to my game about arcade naval combat. This is my response: https://twitter.com/byobattleship/status/1557547232743682048
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Aug 15, 2022 18:10
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I kept having people try to convince me to add a stealth section to my game about arcade naval combat. This is my response: 
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Aug 15, 2022 18:18
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I kept having people try to convince me to add a stealth section to my game about arcade naval combat. This is my response: I feel like a great way to troll people would be to have a stealth mode option, but what it actually does is set the enemy to infinite vision (no fog of war) and infinite weapon range. When the player is outside the standard weapon range the enemy has a time delay before it begins to start shooting, but the delay would be random so that the player assumes they messed up somehow and were detected.
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Aug 15, 2022 18:19
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I kept having people try to convince me to add a stealth section to my game about arcade naval combat. This is my response: While I respect your creative vision, I do have an important thing to note: Giant silencers for your ship guns would be extremely funny.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I kept having people try to convince me to add a stealth section to my game about arcade naval combat. This is my response: How do you have a stealth section in a game about naval combat? I mean, even "Hoist the enemy nation's flag" would still have the issue of... your boat doesn't look like their boats.
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jjack229 posted:I feel like a great way to troll people would be to have a stealth mode option, but what it actually does is set the enemy to infinite vision (no fog of war) and infinite weapon range. When the player is outside the standard weapon range the enemy has a time delay before it begins to start shooting, but the delay would be random so that the player assumes they messed up somehow and were detected. There was a similar troll added to Buckle Up and Drive. On the maps, among the various billboards you see while driving, occasionally the billboard will have a LGBT+ pride flag. Expecting this wouldn't sit well with some people, the dev added a "Pride Flag Billboard Toggle" option to the settings. Except, switching it doesn't remove the pride flags. It makes EVERY billboard have a pride flag. https://www.glitched.online/buckle-up-and-drive-dev-trolls-homophobes-by-adding-pride-flag-toggle-that-does-the-opposite-of-what-it-says/ quote:Speaking to Gayming Magazine, Fontes says that he knew some users would be upset about the LGBT+ flag appearing in the game and wanted to have fun with it. Instead of turning off the flags, he purposely increased the appearance of it to annoy haters. 
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Randalor posted:How do you have a stealth section in a game about naval combat? I mean, even "Hoist the enemy nation's flag" would still have the issue of... your boat doesn't look like their boats. Either Assassins Creed 3 or Black Flag had a ship stealth section, IIRC you basically followed an enemy ship through a swamp and stopped at predetermined hiding spots to not be detected, was not a good idea.
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Isn't a stealth ship just a submarine?
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