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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Holy moly I thought the 17 acre purchase was dumb but that 75 property purchase takes the cake

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Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!
Holy gently caress, the sequel to corn is finally here after all this time.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Until Corn2 it was hard to tell if it was satire. I ate the onion for a moment.

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

lobsterminator posted:

Until Corn2 it was hard to tell if it was satire. I ate the onion for a moment.

Wasteful straws and protein powder to secretly drug your lib family are both entirely plausible right wing products. But I already told the family about corn 2, they're going to be devastated about having to go back to regular old corn.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Holy moly I thought the 17 acre purchase was dumb but that 75 property purchase takes the cake
Just wait until his fusion powered baby cryonics storage concept takes off! Then we'll see who's laughing.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
https://twitter.com/charleseblack/status/1559164522832723969

Okay so, he's building a fusion reactor but a $375,000 warehouse without electricity or plumbing is too valuable of an asset to let go.

Also, does he know he can hire people to do things for him? It really sounds like he's doing literally everything by himself. From business management to general contracting to site security, it's a one man operation.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/s...ingawful.com%2F


Just complete dogshit human beings

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Is there really anything unique about how Korean films handle their sex scenes, or is this just a weaker attempt at a lemonparty set up to trick people into watching normal rear end porn?

I don't know much about Korean movies or porn, but I do know every time Noah Smith opens his mouth, something totally factually untrue comes out.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

evil aztec empire: bad
spanish empire: obviously much better!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Here's the thing about the Aztecs no one talks about: they weren't some centuries old civilization that had ruled that area for a long time, like the Maya.

They were a relatively young military alliance that had just conquered the Mexican region decades ahead of the Spanish arriving. The brutality and the sacrifices were their way of maintaining control. Their practices to this end were propagandized by the Spanish as representative of native American culture to justify genocide.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

ikanreed posted:

I don't know much about Korean movies or porn, but I do know every time Noah Smith opens his mouth, something totally factually untrue comes out.

Pornography is illegal in Korea, which means that they have a market for softcore porn that pushes the boundaries as far as possible without breaking the law.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Platystemon posted:

holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1559044656247123968

I’m dying here. This is Twitter’s best main character in a long time.
The timestamp on the second one is a magnificent detail.

Party Ape posted:

Holy gently caress, the sequel to corn is finally here after all this time.
It's more like the offspring of corn really.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://twitter.com/BrianRoemmele/status/1558807744924094466?s=20&t=a_Gam33_RL9C6XrYOeeU5A

There are some great replies to this one.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Platystemon posted:

holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1559044656247123968

I’m dying here. This is Twitter’s best main character in a long time.

https://twitter.com/realJordanSayre/status/1559163422595375104

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

:hmmyes:

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


ikanreed posted:

Here's the thing about the Aztecs no one talks about : they weren't some centuries old civilization that had ruled that area for a long time, like the Maya.

They were a relatively young military alliance that had just conquered the Mexican region decades ahead of the Spanish arriving. The brutality and the sacrifices were their way of maintaining control. Their practices to this end were propagandized by the Spanish as representative of native American culture to justify genocide.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ikanreed posted:

Here's the thing about the Aztecs no one talks about : they weren't some centuries old civilization that had ruled that area for a long time, like the Maya.

They were a relatively young military alliance that had just conquered the Mexican region decades ahead of the Spanish arriving. The brutality and the sacrifices were their way of maintaining control. Their practices to this end were propagandized by the Spanish as representative of native American culture to justify genocide.

IIRC weren’t the Aztecs super hated by everyone else? I think I remember reading that the conquistadors even got support at the very beginning because of that

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Is there really anything unique about how Korean films handle their sex scenes, or is this just a weaker attempt at a lemonparty set up to trick people into watching normal rear end porn?

You should google it and let us know. Just a warning though: porn

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

christmas boots posted:

IIRC weren’t the Aztecs super hated by everyone else? I think I remember reading that the conquistadors even got support at the very beginning because of that

They did yeah, the Spanish wouldn’t have won with out the massive support they got from the locals. So the Aztec can only blame themselves for what happened there. Shame everyone else also got hosed with them

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

christmas boots posted:

IIRC weren’t the Aztecs super hated by everyone else? I think I remember reading that the conquistadors even got support at the very beginning because of that

Yeah, Hernan Cortes's troops were often outnumbered by local allies

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Honestly? I love him.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Some gross person made a public Twitter poll asking folks to predict which former Drag Race contestant will be the next to die:
https://twitter.com/lee_fontaine/status/1559026502884364288

Cynthia had liver cancer, and Willow Pill has cystinosis. Dude is just compiling a list of contestants with known health issues and asking folks to speculate on how long they have left...made worse by the fact that he's tagging them.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

Honestly? I love him.

Honestly, I meant to post this in the PYF Tweets thread. It is the most beautiful of creatures.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

CharlestheHammer posted:

They did yeah, the Spanish wouldn’t have won with out the massive support they got from the locals. So the Aztec can only blame themselves for what happened there. Shame everyone else also got hosed with them

In their defense it's hard to plan for a bunch of invaders from another continent you don't even know exists. Kind of an unknown unknown, if you will.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

christmas boots posted:

In their defense it's hard to plan for a bunch of invaders from another continent you don't even know exists. Kind of an unknown unknown, if you will.

Iain M. Banks coined the term "Outside Context Problem" to describe just this sort of situation.

Excession posted:

"An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop. The usual example given to illustrate an Outside Context Problem was imagining you were a tribe on a largish, fertile island; you'd tamed the land, invented the wheel or writing or whatever, the neighbours were cooperative or enslaved but at any rate peaceful and you were busy raising temples to yourself with all the excess productive capacity you had, you were in a position of near-absolute power and control which your hallowed ancestors could hardly have dreamed of and the whole situation was just running along nicely like a canoe on wet grass... when suddenly this bristling lump of iron appears sailless and trailing steam in the bay and these guys carrying long funny-looking sticks come ashore and announce you've just been discovered, you're all subjects of the Emperor now, he's keen on presents called tax and these bright-eyed holy men would like a word with your priests."

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Inceltown posted:

There are plenty of people who dress up "I only eat cheese pizza" as "I'm a vegetarian" so that it sounds like a moral choice and not the fact that they have the diet of a spoiled child.

my vegetarian little sister had a diet of 90% frozen cheese pizza when she was highschool age
now she's an all-grown-up vegan with an air fryer and cooks stuff for herself properly :kimchi:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Mr.Radar posted:

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1559027106176286721

Check the replies for more insights from this galaxy-brained genius.

I grew up very near Pine Bluff and have a bunch of friends who lived there, so of course this is going to consume the rest of my day. Absolute pro-follow of this whole thing. How is this not a goon saga?


edit:
oh boy this guy
https://twitter.com/pontifier/status/1378758387572293632

HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Aug 15, 2022

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
How does that guy have $500k to buy a bunch of property anywhere? I wonder if he has any prototypes for a perpetual energy machine outside of his reactor’s sketches

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hey guys, I've got an idea for a fusion reactor. What if we got a really big hammer. Like really really really big.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
That's the NIF basically.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Anybody who thinks they can just show up and buy a bunch of property in an effort to exploit a terribly downtrodden region and poo poo on the people who live there the whole time deserves all the bad things that result from their actions. I hope his truck and all his clothes get stolen too so he has to walk his dumb rear end out of town with nothing left.

edit: there was some lovely goon a few years back who was looking for places to be a landlord, settled on Pine Bluff because there's a university there and prices are low, and popped into the LAN thread to say "hey guys why does this whole place look like a bad neighborhood, is it not a good place to landlord after all?"

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

CharlestheHammer posted:

They did yeah, the Spanish wouldn’t have won with out the massive support they got from the locals. So the Aztec can only blame themselves for what happened there. Shame everyone else also got hosed with them

i urge you to learn more before deciding a pre-contact people can only blame themselves for being nearly genocided. which other indigenous groups can only blame themselves for their former enemies siding with the french/spanish/brits/dutch/portuguese? which ones would have done so with hindsight, or even an inkling of the threat contact with europeans posed? you do not have to give one to cortez

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah most of the cultures of South america hated each other, that was just politics. Saying everyone hated the Aztecs is like saying everyone hated France in Europe.

They dont deserve a genocide because of local political opinions.

Its funny because Montezuma brought the foreigners in and was very polite to them as you would treat an Emissary. The spanish came in thinking this land was already theirs, accused them of treason, and burned it to the ground.

Cortez wasnt even supposed to be there but assumed if he basically deserted his post and came back with a whole bit of land the king would be alright with it.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Yer tory ma has been writing poetry

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Hihohe posted:

Yeah most of the cultures of South america hated each other, that was just politics. Saying everyone hated the Aztecs is like saying everyone hated France in Europe.
Well I mean

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

TinTower posted:

Yer tory ma has been writing poetry



Absolutely godawful

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

i urge you to learn more before deciding a pre-contact people can only blame themselves for being nearly genocided. which other indigenous groups can only blame themselves for their former enemies siding with the french/spanish/brits/dutch/portuguese? which ones would have done so with hindsight, or even an inkling of the threat contact with europeans posed? you do not have to give one to cortez

What the gently caress are you talking about? I was saying the Aztecs shouldn’t be suprised the locals flock to the foreign entity they thought they could use.

The Aztecs weren’t even special in that regard that thing happened a lot in history

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Splicer posted:

Well I mean

Yeah, idk that makes the aztecs sound even worse imo

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

ArcMage posted:

That's the NIF basically.

NIF is a very fast hammer.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

I usually find it normal when youtube videos start with 10 seconds of strange, high pitched madcap laughter.

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