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Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic



Record your wife having a mental breakdown while your kids fight over the iPad for the eighth time today!

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Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.


How is serial killer formed?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

General Bullshit › The New Cursed Images Thread: It still even has smell

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Pair that with "wonder that it smells like haha guy" for endless entertainment

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

I'm the random woman menacing gramma

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

Candy Cigarette by Sally Mann (1989)

https://www.mocp.org/detail.php?t=objects&type=related&kv=2380

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Castor Poe posted:



How is serial killer formed?

Along the same lines:

Vakal
May 11, 2008

$500 is a deal for planting genetic evidence for your murders.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/n7Lq6eh.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/D9nIlGF.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oh gently caress you're gonna make me start trippin again!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

These are the entities that will be dancing in celebration of the end of the world whenever it comes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't like this new 3D Pacman


Lovecraft was wrong, Deep ones enjoy dancing like fhe rest of us.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Frank Frank posted:

I'm the random woman menacing gramma

I'm the guy hoping his wife is going to explode on the kids so he can use the footage to pressure her into giving up custody in the divorce. And the archived videos of the babysitter with Jimbo that made me rethink my marriage.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Good news, everyone. Lake Meade is saved.

Bad news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCwJ3wF3Z0Q

And this is actually the second time in less than a month.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Yaldabaoth posted:

Good news, everyone. Lake Meade is saved.

Bad news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCwJ3wF3Z0Q

And this is actually the second time in less than a month.

wonder how the tesla scamtunnel did during this.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


XBox owners need commercial refrigerators to hold all their 2L bottles of Mt Dew.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Yaldabaoth posted:



XBox owners need commercial refrigerators to hold all their 2L bottles of Mt Dew.

It's real, and it came out last year.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it would be so sick to have a commercial fridge at home

I should just move into a grocery store

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Commercial fridge is boring

Give me the fresh veggie shelf that sprays the veggies and makes a cute thunder sound

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you want the Rainforest Cafe experience at home, we all do.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

you want the Rainforest Cafe experience at home, we all do.

lovely food, your drunk parents, and an animatronic gorilla shaking a fake bamboo tree all on your birthday

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Blessed.

Delzuma
Dec 4, 2004


No one told me we were watching Jacobs Ladder today!

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020


Hey my grandmother had one of those or at least so similar I can't tell the difference

Those bulbs got hot enough to singe your hair

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

I burned my pubes on grandma's cat lamp too

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

SPACE HOMOS posted:

lovely food, your drunk parents, and an animatronic gorilla shaking a fake bamboo tree all on your birthday

Could be worst, could be the rainfurrest experience:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
Those dead eyes will haunt me for the rest of my life

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1559660423707705346?s=20&t=FR_zv-Lyt_xMqmH4bYDPEw

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

I love that his nostrils light up. (I have this cat but in white and not a lamp. Kinda want to turn him into a lamp now though)

SmallFormatBlues
Aug 12, 2022
yesteryear’s boners are todays curses.

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
cry havoc and let slip the teeth of war

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dX6ZKJe2o

What made Harry Powell so scary is there's plenty of real life people who are just like him.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

They’re so much like us :allears:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm always twizzling my nizzles

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Yaldabaoth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dX6ZKJe2o

What made Harry Powell so scary is there's plenty of real life people who are just like him.

An entire political party, in fact.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Forbidden trail mix

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Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

Yaldabaoth posted:



OH HELL NO

This site tells a different, also cursed story, although I'm not sure if I can believe the twist at the end, the self impregnation bit is way too fantastical.

http://www.merrylinmuseum.com/immaculate-conception-of-maria-rosenthal

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