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Cloacamazing! posted:"Have you considered presenting yourself as male so people will take you seriously?"
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Necrothatcher posted:Wanna watch a TV chef burn down his career on a live stream? Never heard of him OP
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Necrothatcher posted:Wanna watch a TV chef burn down his career on a live stream? ...Is that a wound under his eye? What in the world?
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A quick look at the comments confirms that at the very least his publisher has already dropped him like a rock.
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Read After Burning posted:...Is that a wound under his eye? What in the world? Yeah he mentions that he got punched but doesn't say by who
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DaysBefore posted:They sacrifice workers in third-world industrial accidents to ensure that their supply of Funko Pops and lightsaber replicas never runs short Biplane posted:How many people have got covid at a disney park and died, or infected others who then died? I'm sure the Mouse has had his fair share of blood and skulls for capitalist throne. "Ritualist" was a key part of my phrasing. I want them to tie someone down and tear out their heart to ensure Splash Mountain is just as awesome as it was when they were 12.
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Necrothatcher posted:Wanna watch a TV chef burn down his career on a live stream? I don't feel like anyone ever calls these people out on their wordsalad. They meltdown and say sentence fragments that don't even make a coherent point. They are so mad at women that they can't even explain why in a single sentence.
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Cloacamazing! posted:"Have you considered presenting yourself as male so people will take you seriously?" I read a study about AFAB trans men and how they were treated in workplaces before and after transition and there was one dude who was a receptionist at a law firm and stayed in the same job and there was a client who they had dealt with before and after transition but didn't realize it was the same person and the first time the client came in post transition they told the receptionist "you're so much better than that woman they used to have." Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Aug 16, 2022 |
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Women, if you want people to take you seriously, just get a sex change. Misogyny is made up. 
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Aug 16, 2022 20:20
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I don't know why I listened to about 25 seconds of that bellend but I will never get them back
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Aug 16, 2022 20:49
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He would be far better off to realise that streaming to the internet at large is not a suitable replacement for chatting with friends and/or therapist.
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Dr. Stab posted:Women, if you want people to take you seriously, just get a sex change. Misogyny is made up. Bing Bong so simple
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:I don't know why I listened to about 25 seconds of that bellend but I will never get them back
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Aug 16, 2022 23:35
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Vib Rib posted:Then you're missing the supplemental clips where he talks about black people, because just saying dumb poo poo about women wasn't enough. My  rear end literally only understood the words "black guy", but I assume this is it?https://mobile.twitter.com/patel07bcfc/status/1559539066978410497
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Aug 16, 2022 23:43
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I expected someone who calls himself 'The Meal Prep King' to be well fitter. Kind of a dumb thing to be 'King' of, anyway. Are we just declaring ourselves King of banal poo poo now, like 'King of Nose Hair Trimming'? Is 'King of Bowel Movements' taken?
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I used to tolerate a friend's incessantly dull meal prep talk until I found out she and her partner were gross sex pests
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How do you even get a TV show and book deals from something as banal as meal prep
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The Saddest Rhino posted:How do you even get a TV show and book deals from something as banal as meal prep Gotta fill up the airwaves with something, and shows about cooking are cheap as poo poo to produce. Also they don't teach cooking like they used to.
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Aug 17, 2022 02:02
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film the show on monday and just rerun it the rest of the week
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He and his wife lost a bunch of weight using their meal pre-prep system.
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Scratch Monkey posted:He and his wife lost a bunch of weight using their meal pre-prep system. Which forum do they mod?
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Scratch Monkey posted:He and his wife lost a bunch of weight using their meal pre-prep system.
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I would enjoy a good show about creative meal prepping and switching things up  shame about literally everything about him
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Aug 17, 2022 03:09
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Wasn't sure if this goes here or the funny pics thread, but good job zuck! Its like I'm already there. https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1559660423707705346
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They turned from Horizon Zuck to human (sic) Zuck, and back again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Aug 17, 2022 06:29
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Wait that's not going to work how I intended. I mean real-world Zuck is exactly as flat and featureless as that ghastly screenshot.
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I don’t know why they never found a more relatable human to be the face of their Meta horizons thing. Zuck must have an incredible ego (natch) and a thick buffer of yes men to keep putting himself out there like he’s well-liked. Is there a contingent of data-harvesting fans that suck up to him the way Musk’s fans do? At what point do shareholders accuse Zuck of sabotaging him products by continuing to place himself in the center of them?
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As far as I gather the whole not-second-life thing is primarily his idea. Like he personally thinks it's gonna save the company when uh... no it's clearly not and anybody with a lick of sense could tell you that.
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LawfulWaffle posted:I don’t know why they never found a more relatable human to be the face of their Meta horizons thing. Zuck must have an incredible ego (natch) and a thick buffer of yes men to keep putting himself out there like he’s well-liked. Is there a contingent of data-harvesting fans that suck up to him the way Musk’s fans do? At what point do shareholders accuse Zuck of sabotaging him products by continuing to place himself in the center of them? He has that lovely haircut because he's trying to emulate Augustus Caesar, first emperor of Rome. Like seriously, that's why he has it.
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In the social network Jesse Eisenberg did an incredibly unflattering portrayal of Zuckerberg but apparently he was still too likeable and empathetic compared to the real human being
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The Saddest Rhino posted:In the social network Jesse Eisenberg did an incredibly unflattering portrayal of Zuckerberg but apparently he was still too likeable and empathetic compared to the real human being It's so weird to me that he met his wife before he was rich.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:In the social network Jesse Eisenberg did an incredibly unflattering portrayal of Zuckerberg but apparently he was still too likeable and empathetic compared to the real human being Mind you, it's difficult for any trained actor to portray someone as fundamentally weird as The Zuck. After all, actors go to school to learn how to imitate human emotions and reactions, and Zuck has none of those.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Mind you, it's difficult for any trained actor to portray someone as fundamentally weird as The Zuck. After all, actors go to school to learn how to imitate human emotions and reactions, and Zuck has none of those. Which is why Jesse Eisenberg was the perfect choice to play him
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As far as I can tell, Zuck is one of those truly special people who is almost entirely immune to criticism. There is a story, and I'm not sure whether it was real or from like the Onion, where Zuck cooked food completely wrong and served it to . . . I think Jack from Twitter before Twitter got big? And there is a real uncertainty where, did Zuck make him eat bad food to own him in some inscrutable way or is that just how he is? Like, look at his aborted presidential campaign. He posted a "manifesto" that was somewhere between "earnest 9th grade civics paper" and "crazy incel proto-shooter" then toured the country meeting the people posting photos of him eating pork (to make it very clear that while his name ends in -berg, he's not a jew!). It got very little engagement, which weirdly made him double down on just being evil for the sake of evil. To the point where, like, facebook went from an invincible force, a modern phone book to . . . a thing. Not a force but just a dustbowl.
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2nd Amendment posted:As far as I can tell, Zuck is one of those truly special people who is almost entirely immune to criticism. There is a story, and I'm not sure whether it was real or from like the Onion, where Zuck cooked food completely wrong and served it to . . . I think Jack from Twitter before Twitter got big? And there is a real uncertainty where, did Zuck make him eat bad food to own him in some inscrutable way or is that just how he is? That was real, he killed a goat with like a taser or something in front of Jack from Twitter and then failed to cook it enough to the point Jack only had salad. Jack said all of this in an interview.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:In the social network Jesse Eisenberg did an incredibly unflattering portrayal of Zuckerberg but apparently he was still too likeable and empathetic compared to the real human being Uhh.
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Skwirl posted:He has that lovely haircut because he's trying to emulate Augustus Caesar, first emperor of Rome. Like seriously, that's why he has it. Go GIS some busts of Augustus, he doesn't have that ridiculous bowl cut, he has locks! It's clearly styled, he looks fine. Zucks hairdresser is incompetent/blind/hates him in some combination.
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Deptfordx posted:Go GIS some busts of Augustus, he doesn't have that ridiculous bowl cut, he has locks! It's clearly styled, he looks fine. https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-haircut-explained-augustus-caesar-2019-10 https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-fascinated-by-augustus-future-of-facebook-2018-9 Oh, and since COVID his hairdresser has been his wife, pretty sure she's not blind, but decide for yourself where she falls on the incompetent/hatefull scale.
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Being rich and famous does terrible things to a person's brain and Zuck was already a thoroughly weird dude before he got rich and famous.
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Scratch Monkey posted:He and his wife lost a bunch of weight using their meal pre-prep system. According to his Facebook profile, they're separated now. Lol. Lmao. 
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