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Platystemon)
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lol that they sold that goony goon's fusion reactor for scrap
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Aug 16, 2022 21:43
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Is this dude really married with kids.
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Aug 16, 2022 22:02
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Aug 16, 2022 22:10
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stealing poo poo from this guy must be a significant chunk of the local economy at this point
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Aug 16, 2022 23:33
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The only reason he hasn’t been shot or stabbed yet is that he’s the golden goose and he keeps laying eggs.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:40
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the history books will record that this was the genesis of a new Golden Age in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:44
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he needs to start hiring tweakers to fight off the other tweakers. or maybe get embroiled with local criminal gangs in a convoluted scheme that will cause his death.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:15
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To be fair, its easy to think racism is a thing of the past when there's only white people around you.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:15
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Just buy the sherrif a horse.
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Aug 17, 2022 00:29
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Farm Frenzy posted:he needs to start hiring tweakers to fight off the other tweakers. or maybe get embroiled with local criminal gangs in a convoluted scheme that will cause his death. you can tell he's not from an old money background because at no point did a relative take him aside and inform him of the importance of regular much like how being an independent contractor means you have to pay your own insurance, you don't have a boss bribing local government for you
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Aug 17, 2022 00:37
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atelier morgan posted:you can tell he's not from an old money background because at no point did a relative take him aside and inform him of the importance of regular I think an old money family would’ve had some member make the donations and let the local officials know to give them a call if their wayward son did anything exceptionally stupid I suspect this would’ve been done whether the intent was to protect or laugh at
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Aug 17, 2022 01:44
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ahhaha he had a shipping container full of lab equipment with nothing better than some security padlock. buddy have you heard of angle grinders
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Aug 17, 2022 02:04
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he's investing in the community with generous donations of expensive lab equipment
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Aug 17, 2022 02:06
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He’s a professional burglary victim.
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Aug 17, 2022 02:08
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He wanted to establish the world’s largest makerspace in Pine Bluff, and he has. The whole town is an open‐air makerspace. 
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Aug 17, 2022 02:09
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accidently becoming the Warlord of Neo-kansas (USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 17, 2022 02:12
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The man who bought Pine Bluff, Arkansasquote:“They denied my go-kart track that I proposed, and now they’re spending $2.6 million to build their own go-kart track. Yeah, surprising. I proposed residences for artists and entrepreneurs. Oh, suddenly, their little art space that they’re building is going to have residences for artists. Oh, what a surprise.”
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Aug 17, 2022 03:03
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Femur posted:Is this dude really married with kids. not anymore!
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Aug 17, 2022 03:50
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Say what you will, he's creating jobs (in larceny)
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Aug 17, 2022 07:17
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lollontee posted:they didn't care about the cd's I’ve heard of investing in cds but this is ridiculous “They took it all man: John mellencamp, Ween, the bootleg Porno for Pyros live at Wembleys! It’s all gone”
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Aug 17, 2022 07:49
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Tias posted:Say what you will, he's creating jobs (in larceny) If he left behind the pretense he could have just been an eccentric millionaire hunting people Most Dangeorus Game style but with the incentive that stealing from him and surviving is the reward for your labor
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Aug 17, 2022 07:54
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Platystemon posted:The only reason he hasn’t been shot or stabbed yet is that he’s the golden goose and he keeps laying eggs. David attenborough narrating about how for every one junky that is imprisoned a dozen will score
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Aug 17, 2022 08:24
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Shear Modulus posted:he's investing in the community with generous donations of expensive lab equipment *dawning realization why land was so cheap and the community so welcoming and helpful, especially being interested in his security system setup* Alan Smithee posted:I’ve heard of investing in cds but this is ridiculous he sounds almost hurt they weren't interested in his revolutionary scientific data
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Aug 17, 2022 13:13
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lollontee posted:*dawning realization why land was so cheap and the community so welcoming and helpful, especially being interested in his security system setup* he sounds hurt they didn't care about cds and vinyl "Pine Bluff has NO taste!"
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Aug 17, 2022 13:18
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i think he's so performatively going "see they don't care about the cds" in response to the many many people who care about their cds who have been sending him mean tweets
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Aug 17, 2022 13:29
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maybe he should give back the cds if they best thing he can think to do with them is pack them into a poorly guarded shipping container
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Aug 17, 2022 13:34
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he entirely legitimately has been trying for years and has managed to return something like 10% of them, lol. he doesn't and has never had the resources to return them, and apparently keeps dumping any excess cash the "company" has into more pine bluff
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Aug 17, 2022 13:37
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see he hasn't even stopped lolquote:But what about the makerspace? What about the warehouse? What about his Pine Bluff holdings? I asked Fenley what his long-term plans were. He hesitated. “There's a hotel available at auction right now that I bid on three weeks ago. There's like a week left in the auction. If nobody bids on this hotel against me, I'm gonna buy a hotel for $31,400,” he said. The hotel is in Pine Bluff, with good highway access. It’s been unoccupied since 2019. “It'd be freaking fantastic to own a hotel, and like, have rooftop parties and turn the whole top floor into a penthouse for me. You know? Like, that's, like, how would I not want to do that?” one of god's own originals, thank goodness
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Aug 17, 2022 13:43
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rooftop party in pine bluff with mario, sonic, pikachu and all my other totally real friends
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Aug 17, 2022 13:47
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I feel like he is overlooking the fact that you have to run a hotel, you don't just buy the building and it will magically be a working hotel again
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Aug 17, 2022 13:51
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ekuNNN posted:I feel like he is overlooking the fact that you have to run a hotel, you don't just buy the building and it will magically be a working hotel again No one tell him. Let him think it'll just magically transform into a Knights Inn, where he can sleep like royalty.
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Aug 17, 2022 14:08
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ymgve posted:rooftop party in pine bluff with mario, sonic, pikachu and all my other totally real friends gamemaster anthony, but for distressed real estate
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Aug 17, 2022 14:10
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CoolCab posted:see he hasn't even stopped lol idk if Murfie/Provolt or whatever had enough unhoused people doocratically stealing poo poo for a makerspace
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Aug 17, 2022 14:12
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ekuNNN posted:I feel like he is overlooking the fact that you have to run a hotel, you don't just buy the building and it will magically be a working hotel again somebody told him that capital, not labor, creates value, and he believed them, bless his heart
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Aug 17, 2022 14:47
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
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Aug 17, 2022 16:44
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CoolCab posted:see he hasn't even stopped lol Not only is he providing the local tweakers with steady cash, he's also about to provide them free housing.
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Aug 18, 2022 14:21
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he comes in to the site one day and overnight it has been converted into apartments. little kids running around, there's playground equipment. "i can't believe this poo poo!!"
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Aug 18, 2022 15:32
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Nothing in human history would be funnier if this doofus actually figures out fusion
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Aug 18, 2022 17:48
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if you think about it fusion is just a quantum polycule
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Aug 18, 2022 17:51
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Milo and POTUS posted:Nothing in human history would be funnier if this doofus actually figures out fusion i think it would be funnier if the prototype was stolen by a pinebluff crackhead who files for the patent
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Aug 18, 2022 18:43
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