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Modulo16 posted:Sometimes you have to suck a dick to find out you don’t like sucking dick. Pretty sure that’s literally never happened.
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DicktheCat posted:Yes. If you don't dick the cat as often, you'll have more time for sucking dick. Also, have any of you dickhavers bought one of those fancy expensive dick "sucking" machines (some of them actually go up and down your dick, and some squeeze your cock in oscillations to simulate a human mouth)? If so, how does it compare to a real BJ, how hard is it to clean, and is it still working after 1,000 suckoffs? What about after 5,000? And state the make and model pls. Asking for an, err, friend. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 16, 2022 |
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Spinz posted:It's quite confusing when you are just starting to be sexually active since there is actually not that much "sucking." When Youre My FYAD Friend we can't be posting about this sort of thing.
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Aug 16, 2022 03:49
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Two Types of People. Those getting Sucked and those Doing the Sucking. I know where my allegiance lies.
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BigBadSteve posted:Also, have any of you dickhavers bought one of those fancy expensive dick "sucking" machines Your mom is a lot of things, but “fancy” or “expensive” isn’t one of them.
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Aug 16, 2022 03:51
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Spinz posted:It's quite confusing when you are just starting to be sexually active since there is actually not that much "sucking." Some first time dick suckers pre internet porn as you say, actually tried to "blow" (puff) on a dick. At least that's what I read in Penthouse Letters (years ago), so it must be true.
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Aug 16, 2022 03:51
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BigBadSteve posted:If you don't dick the cat as often, you'll have more time for sucking dick. I can't find the TCC post about someone doing a bunch of mushrooms while restrained and having one of those attached while he experienced ego dead. But if anyone has it handy please post.
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insane anime posted:Two Types of People. Those getting Sucked and those Doing the Sucking. I know where my allegiance lies. What if you do both? They're both fun  BigBadSteve posted:Also, have any of you dickhavers bought one of those fancy expensive dick "sucking" machines (some of them actually go up and down your dick, and some squeeze your cock in oscillations to simulate a human mouth)? If so, how does it compare to a real BJ, how hard is it to clean, and is it still working after 1,000 suckoffs? What about after 5,000? And state the make and model pls. Asking for an, err, friend. Seems like a lot of work and money, just get a regular silicone masturbator, they work well and feel good, get your partner to use it too and that's fun. The idea that toys aren't for cock-carriers is fucken weird to me.
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Aug 16, 2022 03:57
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Because I'm not gay.
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Aug 16, 2022 04:03
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check the pronouns bro.....
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Aug 16, 2022 04:04
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Mod challenge anyone who has said no and won't but has ever said im gay imo. Put out or shut up lol
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Aug 16, 2022 05:19
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insane anime posted:Because I'm not gay. Some people like doing straight couple roleplay where they say they are not gay as they suck on a strap or flesh equivalent. It's one of the easier roleplays to do because you spend the whole time playacting being embarrassed about being perceived as effeminate. Many people are doing this!
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Aug 16, 2022 06:06
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Some people like doing straight couple roleplay where they say they are not gay as they suck on a strap or flesh equivalent. It's one of the easier roleplays to do because you spend the whole time playacting being embarrassed about being perceived as effeminate. Many people are doing this! How do you know this? are people like at the water cooler talking about their wife s strap on? Oh god I m having flash back to MSN logs from 2003 the anime clubs vice president was saying he wanted to suck peanut butter of the anime clubs presidents strop on....
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Aug 16, 2022 07:07
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Some people like doing straight couple roleplay where they say they are not gay as they suck on a strap or flesh equivalent. It's one of the easier roleplays to do because you spend the whole time playacting being embarrassed about being perceived as effeminate. Many people are doing this! Why would I use a flesh (?) or a strap on if I was straight? I simply do not own those things, because I'm heterosexual.
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Aug 16, 2022 11:42
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insane anime posted:Why would I use a flesh (?) or a strap on if I was straight? I simply do not own those things, because I'm heterosexual. Wow you sound boring as gently caress lmao
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Aug 16, 2022 13:14
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Masturbation for the sake of procreation strictly in a missionary position, I'm straight lol
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Aug 16, 2022 13:23
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hell yeah op, dont knock it till youve tried it
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I don't judge what William Henry Hairytaint does in his private time, but he probably shouldn't be doing it with sasquatches
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Aug 16, 2022 14:19
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cocksucker
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insane anime posted:Why would I use a flesh (?) or a strap on if I was straight? I simply do not own those things, because I'm heterosexual. Fuckin straights always parading their poo poo around in public, and won’t ever shut up about it
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Aug 16, 2022 15:37
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never been so lucky OP.
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insane anime posted:Why would I use a flesh (?) or a strap on if I was straight? I simply do not own those things, because I'm heterosexual. You don't have to be gay to suck a dick. ten dollars is ten dollars
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Aug 16, 2022 19:15
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Zil posted:You don't have to be gay to suck a dick. ten dollars is ten dollars 
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syntaxfunction posted:Wow you sound boring as gently caress lmao Because I'm not gay? Isn't that sexist? Colonel Cancer posted:Masturbation for the sake of procreation strictly in a missionary position, I'm straight lol That doesn't make sense. Straight people have sex in missionary position, but they don't 'masturbate' in missionary position. Have you ever had sex? BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Fuckin straights always parading their poo poo around in public, and won’t ever shut up about it Fair enough. I guess it isn't your job to educate me, but I don't understand how sucking a penis can be straight. It seems gay. Zil posted:You don't have to be gay to suck a dick. ten dollars is ten dollars You've been lied to. It is gay.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:46
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Yes and eh.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:59
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I could eat a knob at night. One time I sucked six in a row.
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Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:I could eat a knob at night. William Harry Henrytaint's parachute account spotted
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Aug 17, 2022 00:23
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What is a multiple of knobs called? I propose a hallway
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Aug 17, 2022 00:25
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I sometimes wonder how far I'd go for a 10/10 Victoria's Secret level chick who wanted a threesome involving dude on dude stuff.
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Smugworth posted:William Harry Henrytaint's parachute account spotted idek whomst that is. im gay and also dad
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He's a bad guy known for his voracious appetite for knob gobbling
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insane anime posted:Because I'm not gay? Isn't that sexist? What on earth. Being gay or not gay is sexist. That's a new one. And also no that's not why you're boring lol
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Ratios and Tendency posted:10/10 Victoria's Secret level chick Siri, what's the male equivalent of a basic bitch?
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rekko posted:What is a multiple of knobs called? It's called a "glory," nothing is more glorious of a sight than cocks all over, hence Gloryhole.
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Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:I could eat a knob at night. Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru.
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IT BURNS posted:Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru. Has Macca's got knobs now? A&W brought back the bacon glizzy aka Whistle Dog. Also I'm pretty sure this is the dick sucking thread in GBS and I am a subject matter expert. If this was Wikipedia I'd have like some shitass graphic of a dick next to my username indicating my penchant for chorging hogs.
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Grape posted:Siri, what's the male equivalent of a basic bitch? Turn off your monitor.
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Grape posted:Siri, what's the male equivalent of a basic bitch? Basic bitch is universal. It transcends gender. Enbies can be basic bitches, men, dogs, cats, any other animal, etc.
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sigher posted:It's called a "glory," nothing is more glorious of a sight than cocks all over, hence Gloryhole. I guess, but how do you overcome the inherent silliness of a bunch of penises
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