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reasons my Teams prescence indicator would go yellow: 1. shidding 2. farding 3. thinking about Thos Beans 4. gone outside 5. cranking hog with both hands 6. doing a pee 7. looking @ coffee machine gently drip drip dripping the hot brown into its carafe 8. existential contemplation 9. dungeons and dragons 10. strumming a guitar, tunelessly 11. looking in mirror, wondering where it all went wrong 12. power outage 13. slumber 14. playing minecraft on the other computer 15. doin crimez 16. petting pets 17. talking to plants
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i'm required to do my Actual, You Know, For The Client work on a separate computer than the one I run teams on, so if my indicator goes yellow that's actually a sign i'm doing work
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Aug 16, 2022 16:35
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light is green: worker is keen light is yellow: let em mellow light is red: presumably dead
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Dr. Honked posted:light is green: worker is keen |
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Aug 16, 2022 17:22
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Dr. Honked posted:reasons my Teams prescence indicator would go yellow: I'm doing all of those plus smonk we'd now |
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Aug 16, 2022 17:31
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Edward Fingerhands posted:I'm doing all of those plus smonk we'd now jack nicholson nod dot gif
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We've got one of those 3rd party someone's brother in law consultant companies in doing the have a look at the operation things, and no word of a lie the rep looks like  plus 20 years. And nobody I want to point this out to has seen office space. Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Aug 16, 2022 |
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Aug 16, 2022 18:16
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first appointment of the day stood me up, so i'm taking the opportunity to redo my resume, which is old and busted at this point |
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Aug 16, 2022 20:25
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Dr. Honked posted:reasons my Teams prescence indicator would go yellow: Who among us doesn't enjoy the 11 + 5 mega combo
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Aug 16, 2022 21:43
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I'm supposed to put this phishing training together before October. At first, I was planning to do it in-person, but then everybody caught covid, so they asked me to pre-record some videos instead. As a result, I changed my idea from a live phishing game, to a phishing game that plays out over months. I've been slacking on actually making the game, for days now, maybe even weeks. Been busy with other stuff too, but also slacking. Today I realized I can't even make it, there are just way too many opportunities to use it to cheat or launch actual abusive attacks against unwitting recipients. ... I guess that's just as good as working my rear end off and then realizing it can't possibly work, right? Like, it's okay to bill those hours I spent reading BYOB, because I wound up in the same place, right? 
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Aug 17, 2022 00:02
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Change back to videos! Then maybe do a low effort game like a video quiz or something at the end. It sounds to me like you have a sound justification to change plans
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my work's phishing training is brought to us by my middle school hacker hero, "free" kevin mitnick they did a bullshit thing though where they phish you a couple weeks after the training with an email from the company you just did phishing training with, address checks out, here's a link to something about your phishing training, outlook doesn't notice a problem with it, ok, copy the link, paste to notepad and inspect it, no weird Unicode sequences or something like that, domain is the same as the website of the phishing training thing, cool. this should be safe to copy/paste. bam you got phished motherfucker except I didn't! i did everything right
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Aug 17, 2022 07:12
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Here lies MFP Haxxored 2 death RIP |
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Aug 17, 2022 07:19
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no it was a big gotcha and it meant I had to take the drat phishing training again where they explain how you shouldn't click links if you haven't inspected the actual url and made sure it was a domain that you actually have an account with, etc. and I did all that and then Kevin loving Mitnick comes out and shames me for this
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Aug 17, 2022 07:29
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Sorry dude. I was just joking around. That sounds really annoying. |
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Aug 17, 2022 07:36
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Escape From Noise posted:Sorry dude. I was just joking around. That sounds really annoying. oh I know im joking being mad about it it was like 2 years ago and it was my Childhood Hacker Idol Kevin "Free Kevin Mitnick" Mitnick who finally pwn3d my b0xx0rz e: 
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Aug 17, 2022 08:06
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The most effective form phishing control is to just not read your emails. |
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Aug 17, 2022 14:50
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i have 1 thing to do today and i'm mainly looking out of the window at the rain
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Aug 17, 2022 15:09
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Kevin Mitnick was kind of a tool. Sounds like he still is. |
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Aug 17, 2022 15:20
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cruft posted:Kevin Mitnick was kind of a tool. Always has been. |
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Aug 17, 2022 15:54
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cruft posted:Kevin Mitnick was kind of a tool. yeah but tell that to my 13 year old 2600-reading rear end
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Aug 17, 2022 15:56
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Saw a mouse today. Got three in the traps. God I hate glue traps. |
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Aug 17, 2022 17:35
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It's common in computer-toucher positions to name your computers. We decided to name machines by generation, so, like, if it's a bean, you know it's a really old Dell, and if it's a muskrat, it's an almost-as-old HP. We just got two new types of computer in, and I asked my team to come up with a naming scheme for them. They decided to use Hello Kitty and Monsters Inc. characters. So now I have to log in to Wazowski and Kerokerokeroppi. My team rules. |
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Aug 17, 2022 21:17
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Finger Prince posted:The most effective form phishing control is to just not read your emails. Delete them all as they come in, its just not worth the risk
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im sure this has been posted before but i still need to hear it sometimes https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rgljyrIx681r0uzl6.mp4 |
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Scuba Trooper posted:im sure this has been posted before but i still need to hear it sometimes wisdom
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Aug 17, 2022 22:34
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Being a new hire IT seems they just want to mess with me and keep sending me phishing training stuff. Almost at the point of getting a phishing test once a week now for two months. |
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Aug 17, 2022 23:26
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Zil posted:Being a new hire IT seems they just want to mess with me and keep sending me phishing training stuff. Almost at the point of getting a phishing test once a week now for two months. Send them your own phishing test. |
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Aug 17, 2022 23:32
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Zil posted:Being a new hire IT seems they just want to mess with me and keep sending me phishing training stuff. Almost at the point of getting a phishing test once a week now for two months. Phishing your own employees at least once a week is a good idea. You want it so that when the actual malicious evil phish arrives, they're like "ugh not this poo poo again" and delete it. |
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Aug 17, 2022 23:38
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Probably 95-98% of my email falls into "I'm sure this means something or is important to to somebody", and that somebody isn't me, and even if it is supposed to be me, it isn't me. Sometimes I see phishing emails that didn't get automatically caught at the server, maybe they're training emails or maybe they're malicious, idk. It's like getting a call from a number that isn't in your contacts. I don't know you, so why would I answer? |
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Aug 18, 2022 00:56
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JOB INTERVIEW GONNA GET IT OKAY |
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Aug 18, 2022 15:51
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Edward Fingerhands posted:JOB INTERVIEW get it bud
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Edward Fingerhands posted:JOB INTERVIEW Get that danged job! |
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Aug 18, 2022 16:31
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THIRD INTERVIEW SCHEDULED |
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Aug 18, 2022 16:36
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Squash da turd! |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:THIRD INTERVIEW SCHEDULED get in there and kick their dicks off
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Dr. Honked posted:get in there and kick their dicks off Like Robocop. But with kickin'. |
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Aug 18, 2022 16:58
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I'm gonna roundhouse rumble them and then give them the people's elbow right across em |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:I'm gonna roundhouse rumble them and then give them the people's elbow right across em Chants of "You suck!" erupt as the interviewer enters the arena. |
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I hope you have (had?) good luck at your interview EF. someone placed a takeout order 10 to close tonight. I told them we closed real soon and they should come to the store immediately, they said they'd be there in 15. 45 minutes later I'm done with everything, and apparently I didn't even get their real phone number, because our caller id sucks, and it was my driver's number instead. anyway, if they ever showed up for their food, hopefully they are as angry as I am 
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