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Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Ninurta posted:

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=a0eeadfb7c

From a brick oven pizzeria I used to live by. It was originally sold by the Croatian who founded it a few years back. The new owners have some...interesting creations added.

It's fresh white garlic sauce, btw. They also use it on the pizza bianca.

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=331b2cbfc4

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=7aab4a022b

They really like their white garlic sauce.

The website for more creations:

https://www.burattinopizza.com/

It’s a little cummed but I’d gently caress with it :shrug:

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




toum/garlic sauce on pizza is A+

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



If you ppl just enjoyed cum more then half these pizzas would be alright

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



unzin posted:

If you ppl just enjoyed cum more then half these pizzas would be alright

It's the same as other condiments, it should be an accent rather than the centerpiece

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Ninurta posted:

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=a0eeadfb7c

From a brick oven pizzeria I used to live by. It was originally sold by the Croatian who founded it a few years back. The new owners have some...interesting creations added.

It's fresh white garlic sauce, btw. They also use it on the pizza bianca.

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=331b2cbfc4

https://video-iad3-2.cdninstagram.c..._rid=7aab4a022b

They really like their white garlic sauce.

The website for more creations:

https://www.burattinopizza.com/


All of these look straight delicious

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I like cum as much as the next guy, hell maybe more, but it shouldn't dominate the pizza!

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016





Is that just straight up chopped garlic all over that pizza? Would (minus some of the grease) because I'm a garlic sicko, but chopped garlic + "white garlic dipping sauce" seems a little GARLIC2theXTREME even for my tastes.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Leroy Dennui posted:

Look at this pizzas huge balls.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




cum

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

cum

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Porfiriato posted:



Is that just straight up chopped garlic all over that pizza? Would (minus some of the grease) because I'm a garlic sicko, but chopped garlic + "white garlic dipping sauce" seems a little GARLIC2theXTREME even for my tastes.

Tonsilloliths.

itry
Aug 23, 2019





"Cum, cum, my dear Watson!", ejaculated Holmes.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Beanza beanza!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i've put beans on pizza but you gotta drain the bean juice first.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


THIS GRAMPY EATIN' BEANS

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

On the grand scale these are far from the worst, but I rarely see their ilk from a U.S. place so I treasure them more. From Waynesville Ohio



A few pages behind, but the napkin cover for the soda can really got me.
Is that what qualifies and fancy dining in Ohio?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1559936855797284864



Nothin in the rulebook that says the crust can't be plastic

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i have no idea what it is they're doing but it's probably racist as gently caress

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
regional pizza chains here have been doing the slop bowl thing for years, surprised it took them so long.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
I love that the headline implies that people somehow stopped caring about pizza

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the world is crying out for new innovations in pizza

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
have u tried-... putting the base on top and the toppings on the bottom

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Probably a low carb keto thing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Philthy posted:

i have no idea what it is they're doing but it's probably racist as gently caress

Make Pizza Great Again!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

steinrokkan posted:

have u tried-... putting the base on top and the toppings on the bottom

yes

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Cartoon Man posted:

Probably a low carb keto thing.

yeah pretty sure that was the initial impetus for these things. i first started seeing them when atkins diet and so forth was trendy.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
eating my bowl of cheese and roni's

why have they never tried this before

*spends two hours on the can screaming*

oh

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

innovation: achieved
pizza interest: increased

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I love that the headline implies that people somehow stopped caring about pizza

No-one cared who I was until I took off the crust

TriggerHappyMarie
Sep 15, 2011

Somebody tell me if Soup-Pizza exists? My partner keeps asking me to make it for dinner, but the concept defies pizza rules, morality, and natural order.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1559936855797284864



Nothin in the rulebook that says the crust can't be plastic

Depending how that melts, that wouldn't be terrible to poor over pasta or garlic bread.

I mean, if it wasn't Papa Johns.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

I imagine you could make a pretty wicked tomato based soup with sausage and other traditional pizza toppings in it. Soup on a pizza, not so much.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i'll bet this one's pretty soupy


also the inconsistent and large pieces of banana really make this offputting to me



anyway turns out "innovative pizza" is a good search term for psycho poo poo, i got some browsing ahead of me :hmmyes:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TriggerHappyMarie posted:

Somebody tell me if Soup-Pizza exists? My partner keeps asking me to make it for dinner, but the concept defies pizza rules, morality, and natural order.
Dutch pea soup pizza with rookworst




I bet it's pretty delicious, I should make it sometime.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Or do a Neo Kobe. Ramen counts as soup.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993












all auto/translated from Italian

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


To get people excited about pizza again they're saying "look how much worse it could get!"

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

all auto/translated from Italian

I'm "POrk CORN"

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