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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/politicoalex/status/1559690281062223874

cant getterman the fetterman

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


Erdogan is going to engineer Oz’s victory https://twitter.com/trtworldnow/status/1559595451464257544

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

18 points in a gop poll lol

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


don't count out the influence and machinations of the traitor Gulen

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsPA/status/1559649942674804739

thread title plz

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


Has Oz really never been in a grocery store before or has it just been literal decades since he ever had to attend to his own needs rather than having a servant care for him?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

bedpan posted:

Has Oz really never been in a grocery store before or has it just been literal decades since he ever had to attend to his own needs rather than having a servant care for him?

what do you think

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

bedpan posted:

Has Oz really never been in a grocery store before or has it just been literal decades since he ever had to attend to his own needs rather than having a servant care for him?

your average six figgie tech bro gets all their food deliveries from apps, do you honestly think a dude who makes 20 mil a year is in the refrigerator case making sure none of the eggs in the carton are broken?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Is Oz the worst Senate candidate we've seen? He seems remarkably bad at this. Like if he stayed home and never said a word (the Biden special) he'd probably be doing far better.

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
fetterman is a fan of Israel lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

Is Oz the worst Senate candidate we've seen? He seems remarkably bad at this. Like if he stayed home and never said a word (the Biden special) he'd probably be doing far better.

Missouri and Delaware in 2010 otherwise it's up for grabs this generation

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

MLSM posted:

fetterman is a fan of Israel lmao

literally except for like two people in the govt so are all of them

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

MLSM posted:

fetterman is a fan of Israel lmao

so is Dr. Oz roflmbo!

https://twitter.com/DrOz/status/1522349315959803910

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Der Meister posted:

literally except for like two people in the govt so are all of them

most aren’t enthusiastic about it the way fetterman is though

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Vox Nihili posted:

Is Oz the worst Senate candidate we've seen? He seems remarkably bad at this. Like if he stayed home and never said a word (the Biden special) he'd probably be doing far better.

he's so bad it seems like an op.

Would Zuckerberg be a better or worse candidate than Dr Oz, assuming he ran as a democrat

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MLSM posted:

most aren’t enthusiastic about it the way fetterman is though

Fetterman is pretty funny now but it's gonna be dreary having to deal w his tough guy persona when its defending the latest bullshit from the democrats

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The fact that he's uncomfortable in a wegmans, which is a rich person store at the level of whole foods, is what really kicks it into high gear


PA Gov: Viral Crudite tweets are from pittsburgh

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

MLSM posted:

fetterman is a fan of Israel lmao

Fetterman is basically every other democrat except for

1. he's undeniably pro legal weed
2. his posting power is off the charts

which already puts him in like the top 10% of tolerable democrats

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Nastier Nate posted:

Fetterman is basically every other democrat except for

1. he's undeniably pro legal weed
2. his posting power is off the charts

which already puts him in like the top 10% of tolerable democrats

more like democraps

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Demon Rats.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

The Nastier Nate posted:

Fetterman is basically every other democrat except for

1. he's undeniably pro legal weed
2. his posting power is off the charts

which already puts him in like the top 10% of tolerable democrats

get him an account!! :obama: :hillaryis44:

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Fetterman is pretty funny now but it's gonna be dreary having to deal w his tough guy persona when its defending the latest bullshit from the democrats

Looking forward to that shithead chest-beating in defense of Obamacare deductibles & charred Palestinian flesh while wearing shorts and a hoodie on the senate floor

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

MLSM posted:

this thread is gonna be hilarious when fetterman loses to this rear end in a top hat

i have never even considered this and now i am letting these lmaos consume me

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

MLSM posted:

Looking forward to that shithead chest-beating in defense of Obamacare deductibles & charred Palestinian flesh while wearing shorts and a hoodie on the senate floor

but he will make republicans mad? I thought that was the point

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1559347275943518208

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
We live in the dumbest timeline

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

do we really

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1559615464694861824

yes yes we do

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Fetterman 2024 Presidential campaign begins today

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

after a vigorous primary challenge, fetterman trails president biden 1800 to 1600 in the delegate count going into the final May and June primaries, the other candidates eliminated by new hampshire. in a near-tie, a contested convention is called and both candidates give dueling speeches on the stage to a rowdy audience. then they both immediately loving die and kamala loses to don jr by twenty

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Vox Nihili posted:

The Fetterman 2024 Presidential campaign begins today

in the ogre Fetterman we have two qualities that in my opinion may well rehabilitate and revitalize the office of the Presidency.

one: he is huge, taller even than Honest Abe himself, and will probably require a custom made bathtub like Taft or maybe a special toilet.
two: has facial hair, been a while since we had one with that.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

two: has facial hair, been a while since we had one with that.

hugh scott, until '77



lame

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/giselefetterman/status/1560010591560949761

you can't deny their posting engergy

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


his legs don’t seem to match the rest


nice Instagram ring lamp :rolleyes:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mawarannahr posted:

his legs don’t seem to match the rest

nice Instagram ring lamp :rolleyes:

I know a few ex college fb players that were 300+ and like 6'5"+ and all of their legs look like that

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

When you're super tall that's pretty much how your calves are going to look unless you're doing a bunch of leg workouts

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Der Meister posted:

literally except for like two people in the govt so are all of them

oh ok, i guess thats fine then

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Vox Nihili posted:

When you're super tall that's pretty much how your calves are going to look unless you're doing a bunch of leg workouts

ah. unsurprising of a man with documented lethal aggression toward public displays of athletics.

NotPerfect
Sep 29, 2021



Yeah

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


That's a pretty potent endorsement

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It's always projection

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