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Imagine being literally the first animal on earth to take a poo poo, what a loving legend. Glad it wasn’t this doofus.
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Tiggum posted:How did the judges get past Epic? Surely you'd take one look and give that kid the prize. Zander, on the other hand, isn't even trying: Epic was disqualified for not shaving an American flag into his head.
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SLOSifl posted:Imagine being literally the first animal on earth to take a poo poo, what a loving legend. Glad it wasn’t this doofus.
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zedprime posted:Well there's kind of two buckets here. Animals that poo poo out they mouth and animals who poo poo out a butt.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I wear leg braces and it's a big pain in the rear end to have to take my shoes off for the sake of someone's super special clean floor but I will if they are really adamant about it. This derail is ableist, I guess. Maybe? Walking over the filthy non-disableds floors in your dirty shoes is a good power move to show you're above them.
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Zero One posted:Epic was disqualified for not shaving an American flag into his head. I don't know, the flag looks too try hard to me. It also violates the essential "business up front, party in the back" that defines the mullet.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't know, the flag looks too try hard to me. It also violates the essential "business up front, party in the back" that defines the mullet. Unfortunately "nationalistic patriotism on the side" slips through a technical loophole the original mullet creator did not account for
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't know, the flag looks too try hard to me. It also violates the essential "business up front, party in the back" that defines the mullet. Keep politics out of mullets, I say. Disqualify Landry.
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quote:Entrants are also encouraged to explore sales methods using the metaverse, according to local website JiJi.com.
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A local radio host talked about how he wanted to pull his kids out of high school football because the training in the Florida summer was just causing everyone to pass out and throw up, and he had to admit that his sons were not even close to good enough at football anyway to try and pursue it as adults so it was just being miserable so you could suck at football.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ooh, rhabdomyolysis for everyone! The strength coach at Iowa (I believe) gave everyone rhabdo a couple of years ago and kept his job. It's not a sport run by smart people. Milo and POTUS posted:Vomits per practice is a bizarre metric. Also, Ireland? What on god's earth Nobody knows why they're playing in Ireland. Notre Dame did it once or twice and that makes sense because catholicism but the best logic I can think of here is that Northwestern is just outside of Chicago and thus vaguely associated with Irish people?
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Henchman of Santa posted:The strength coach at Iowa (I believe) gave everyone rhabdo a couple of years ago and kept his job. It's not a sport run by smart people. The local mix of covid strains were getting boring I suppose.
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Doll House Ghost posted:
you mean star wars
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These guys definitely play on the same team as Bobson Dugnutt.
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Splicer posted:As an Irish I assumed it was someplace in Nebraska named Ireland, but you're right they're coming over here to play handegg for some reason? "An Irish". That could be fun. "Are you Irish?" "An Irish." *glare into eyes, sip beer, stay silent*
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