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The Chad Jihad posted:That dwarf odd law rules MAKE WAY LONG SHANKS.
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So it appears that auto resolve loving loves Nurgle WoC stuff (and/or Nurgle in general). Okoii was getting some absurd AR victories with his garrisons against considerably larger (though not very high tier) Empire armies. I'm really excited to use Be'lakor because his whole rift mechanic seems like it will be a lot of fun.
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Aug 18, 2022 05:43
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bob dobbs is dead posted:(random weird waiting for release thought: which faction has the best lawyers, you think? seems p correlated w good arty, i could make good cases for empire dawi and skaven)  all skaven lawyers are basically saul goodman
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Aug 18, 2022 06:05
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you know-see? good lawyers yesyes
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Aug 18, 2022 06:05
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Janet on Occasion and ItalianSpartacus started RoC campaigns for Azazel and Vilitch respectively, and they showed the intro cutscenes. I haven’t found any videos of people doing RoC with Festus or Valkia and keeping the intros. The Advisor isn’t in them. The initial cutscene is narrated by a new woman, and the flyover of the area around the starting position is done by the lord you choose. Since these new campaigns take place right after Katarina rescues Ursun, I thought it might be fun to do a little meta narrative about the Advisor. Oh well.
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Aug 18, 2022 06:24
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Doing the story backwards is such a weird decision and has basically murdered whatever story they were trying to tell.
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Aug 18, 2022 06:34
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never assume game sequels will get greenlit. if you were not assuming that, then you need to start off game 1 with the grand end fight against chaos
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Aug 18, 2022 06:40
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It is really funny that Chaos is the primary antagonist of the entire setting and it languished in a half-finished vestigial state for half a decade before they devoted basically an entire game to it.
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Aug 18, 2022 07:09
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Carcer posted:Doing the story backwards is such a weird decision and has basically murdered whatever story they were trying to tell. Who cares about the story? I care about the world and the characters. But the story is basically what I make myself as I smash mans into each other.
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Aug 18, 2022 07:14
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bob dobbs is dead posted:what about lawyers Talabecland has a lot of them because they refuse to strike laws off the book. They also have wandering judges who do STREET COURT (as in they produce a wig and gavel and start yelling at bystanders court is in session and they're on jury duty, not in the Judge Dredd sense)
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Aug 18, 2022 07:16
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Randarkman posted:Who cares about the story? I feel the same but since they decided to try and shoehorn a story into manthing smashing simulator 2022 it's fair game to criticize.
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Aug 18, 2022 07:31
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Randarkman posted:Who cares about the story? Don't much care about the story, but i do like hearing the advisor tell me about stuff
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Aug 18, 2022 10:44
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Kanos posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ncVfkYZBmI CA really likes their sweeping, across the board changes that they sneak in. Re: port income nerf and knee capping growth 99pct of germs fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 12:17
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99pct of germs posted:CA really likes their sweeping, across the board changes that they sneak in. Re: port income nerf and knee capping growth Jokes on them, I am going to use the mod that gives racial capitals tier 4 on turn 1 assuming it's been made for 3
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Aug 18, 2022 12:48
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been made. prolly needs update for ie tho
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Aug 18, 2022 13:11
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TW1 didn't even have a story like the other two did outside of, "oh, it's Archie."
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Aug 18, 2022 13:47
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Mordja posted:TW1 didn't even have a story like the other two did outside of, "oh, it's Archie." That's not true. The story was about the advisor being super sneaky and manipulative and then him being incredibly shocked that Tzeentch was more sneaky and manipulative. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMywnbCP_f4 Dramicus fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 14:18
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Randarkman posted:Who cares about the story? I do. I like to have something to actually build towards. Otherwise it's hard to get the motivation to finish a campaign and I fizzle out. Plus at some point you become too big to fail, so you need something to help you keep playing after that point.
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Aug 18, 2022 14:43
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Dramicus posted:That's not true. The story was about the advisor being super sneaky and manipulative and then him being incredibly shocked that Tzeentch was more sneaky and manipulative. You fool, you will know the true power of chaos. *shows up with a small motley band of marauders that gets instantly wrecked by a city garrison* Alas my scheme has been foiled. Why have you failed me Tzeench. Edit: I'm surprised Sarthoriel doesn't have his own faction for IE. It's not like they have to do a lot of asset work to make him like a Tzeench minor DeathSandwich fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 14:44
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DeathSandwich posted:Edit: I'm surprised Sarthoriel doesn't have his own faction for IE. It's not like they have to do a lot of asset work to make him like a Tzeench minor No joke, I spent the last week or so unable to remember Kairo's name. I kept thinking it was Sarthoriel in charge of the Tzeentch demon faction.
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Aug 18, 2022 14:55
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Was Sarthoriel some name they came up with for TW1 or does it have any more background? Also are there any mods that remove towers from battles but keeps barricades? because that would be my ideal for minor settlements.
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Aug 18, 2022 15:16
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Sarthorael is a completely OC character.
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Aug 18, 2022 15:25
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Azran posted:Sarthorael is a completely OC character. Technically not. Sathorael appeared in in one 40k novel in 2001 and does much the same thing there as he does in TWW1. That's obscure enough and the 40k/Fantasy canon links are nebulous enough that they might as well be an OC
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Aug 18, 2022 15:38
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I hope some of the OCs that we've had eventually get a full FLC treatment to become Legendary Lords. Surtha Ek and Sarthoriel might be jobbers, but we've been living with them for six years at this point and I'd bet the Warhammer/Total War community has more affection and memories of them than any of the "angry dude with a signature weapons" that haven't been added yet.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:46
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Unironic Pontus moment if they give that nerd Surtha Ek a glow up before adding SLAMBO
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Aug 18, 2022 16:53
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DaysBefore posted:Unironic Pontus moment if they give that nerd Surtha Ek a glow up before adding SLAMBO Legendary Lord Surtha Ek has to defeat Settra on a racetrack in his final quest battle
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Aug 18, 2022 16:56
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jokes posted:Legendary Lord Surtha Ek has to defeat Settra on a racetrack in his final quest battle Buck trend and give Surtha Ek and anti-large chariot. A chariot-slaying chariot you will. Doesn't Surtha Ek have a long lost Ek distant elven relative over in Ulthuan that also is known for chariot spam? May as well throw them in the big race too. Edit: Welcome to Warhammer Kart. Like Mario Kart except grimdark and FULL GORE. <Insert video of Settra getting a powerup and shooting a fireball at the next chariot ahead of him, which explodes into a blood shower> DeathSandwich fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 17:04
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DeathSandwich posted:Doesn't Surtha Ek have a long lost Ek distant elven relative over in Ulthuan that also is known for chariot spam? May as well throw them in the big race too.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:36
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I just want Slambo. I don't think it's too much to ask for Slambo
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Aug 18, 2022 17:56
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:On Ulthuan there is a minor faction in the place that is good at Chariots whose faction leader is Surthara Bel Kek or something like that. I don't think they're actually related, I think it's just CA being funny. That's his exact name. And he even has an unique trait buffing chariots that you can't get on any other HE lord.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:12
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TaurusTorus posted:I just want Slambo. I don't think it's too much to ask for Slambo My dream is that they hire the biggest VA name out there, someone like Keanu Reaves, and tell him, "We just want you to say 'SLAMBO!' with different inflections, if you'd please..." Edit: mispelled Slambo (SMALBO!). Debated just leaving it, but was too cowardly.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:15
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whats a SLAMBO?
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Aug 18, 2022 18:19
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SirPhoebos posted:My dream is that they hire the biggest VA name out there, someone like Keanu Reaves, and tell him, "We just want you to say 'SLAMBO!' with different inflections, if you'd please..." Get Henry Cavil to do it. And yeah, different inflections depending on the context. Just like 80 different variations of "slamBO!" Edit - 80 variations, and Henry Cavil has his head in a metal bucket so you get that good reverberation DeathSandwich fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 18:20
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DeathSandwich posted:Get Henry Cavil to do it. And yeah, different inflections depending on the context. Just like 80 different variations of "slamBO!" Thatd be perfect
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Aug 18, 2022 18:21
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:whats a SLAMBO? A relic of early editions of Warhammer before they really tamped down on the silly poo poo. https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Slambo
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Aug 18, 2022 18:22
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DeathSandwich posted:Get Henry Cavil to do it. And yeah, different inflections depending on the context. Just like 80 different variations of "slamBO!" Not that he cant VA something else because there are people who VA multiple LLs already, but it might make it more difficult.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:24
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:whats a SLAMBO? Long ago, before the Chaos aesthetic was completely nailed down Games Workshop had a full page showing off different chaos warriors, all of them named and different degrees of goofy looking. Slambo was heavily armored perfection, the iconic look that was immediately copied by Hero Quest and eventually became the style everyone else who worshiped dark gods wanted to imitate. But there is only one Slambo. No one has done it better and no one ever will.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:25
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:He's already the VA for Eltharion's starting Loremaster of Hoeth, who has a unique trait. Is he? I thought the guy was only named for him, never heard about him being voiced by him.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:27
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KPC_Mammon posted:Long ago, before the Chaos aesthetic was completely nailed down Games Workshop had a full page showing off different chaos warriors, all of them named and different degrees of goofy looking. Slambo was heavily armored perfection, the iconic look that was immediately copied by Hero Quest and eventually became the style everyone else who worshiped dark gods wanted to imitate. Slamgrog the Greenskin Slamberic the Brettonian Slamhelm the Reiklander Slamarion the High Elf Slamdriss the Dark Elf Slamgrim the Dwarf and, of course, Slambo the Original
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The Something Awful forums > Games > Total Warhammer 3: Henry Cavil shouting "SLAMBO" into a metal bucket
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