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Zerg Mans posted:post your dudes that make you realize sexuality is a continuum even if you identify as entirely straight 
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lobster shirt posted:stalin
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RIP Lowtax
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tokin opposition posted:Yes but only for level 3 enbies does playing new vegas get me there
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straight up cumming babies cumming like eleven dozen seahorses
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i generally also cum babbies way way more too
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wanna make one of those kangaroo pouch t-shirts with an emblem of a seahorse wearing sunglasses, a leather jacket, and smoking a cigarette
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Egg Moron posted:straight up cumming babies nervously thinking about my narrow urethra diagnosis
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snakes rockquote:Garter snakes have complex systems of pheromonal communication. They can find other snakes by following their pheromone-scented trails. Male and female skin pheromones are so different as to be immediately distinguishable. However, male garter snakes sometimes produce both male and female pheromones. During the mating season, this ability fools other males into attempting to mate with them. This causes the transfer of heat to them in kleptothermy, which is an advantage immediately after hibernation, allowing them to become more active. Male snakes giving off both male and female pheromones have been shown to garner more copulations than normal males in the mating balls that form at the den when females enter the mating melee.
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what you guys dont warm up with the fellas before sex?
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mawarannahr posted:snakes rock energy is stored in the balls
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Kleptothermy, what an expression.
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Willzilla posted:https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1559962345597714434?s=20&t=_9yBefEQoKleTcybVIUtAQ turn on your monitor
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i would gladly and proudly transfer warmth to any of my homies if they were emitting female pheromones
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if all the boys put their heat in me i doubt i could walk let alone mate with a woman
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*guitar riff* https://twitter.com/GaetaAmy/status/1558612038020128769 lol i'm told dudes also frequently do this when they themselves recover from serious illnesses H.P. Hovercraft has issued a correction as of 19:42 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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my wife and i wrote our own vows, we did not pledge to stay together in sickness and in health. but i would not divorce her if she got sick, taht would not be nice.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:*guitar riff* life expectancy and general health outcomes for straight cis men are much poorer if they’re single whereas women do alright either way. studied at population level, men really are pigs that can’t take care of themselves and just get really sad, maybe drink too much etc. when they’re not taken care of.
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george lopez divorced his wife after she donated a kidney to him lmao
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Laterite posted:george lopez divorced his wife after she donated a kidney to him lmao BRO ZONE
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mawarannahr posted:life expectancy and general health outcomes for straight cis men are much poorer if they’re single whereas women do alright either way. studied at population level, men really are pigs that can’t take care of themselves and just get really sad, maybe drink too much etc. when they’re not taken care of. I think a lot about how pandas are dying out because they're too dumb to eat right and get laid
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Laterite posted:george lopez divorced his wife after she donated a kidney to him lmao Rate case of a dude not rocking
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mawarannahr posted:life expectancy and general health outcomes for straight cis men are much poorer if they’re single whereas women do alright either way. studied at population level, men really are pigs that can’t take care of themselves and just get really sad, maybe drink too much etc. when they’re not taken care of. yeah they've basically shown that sinlge dudes would rather stick a needle in the lump on their balls than go to the doctor to get stuff like that checked enough that it'll kill you like a decade early but dudes getting gay married probably have the same outcomes, you don't specifically need a wife to tell you to go get your rear end in a top hat fingered when you turn 40 StashAugustine posted:I think a lot about how pandas are dying out because they're too dumb to eat right and get laid the chinese zoo weirdos figured out that you've gotta make them watch porno to learn how to gently caress. i assume it's panda-based porno
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lobster shirt posted:my wife and i wrote our own vows, we did not pledge to stay together in sickness and in health. but i would not divorce her if she got sick, taht would not be nice. if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo
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Lib and let die posted:if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo
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Lib and let die posted:if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo 
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Lib and let die posted:if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo she's more like a valued employee that you know will never look for another job because the economy is terrible so you can make them work weekends if you order pizza
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single guys just gotta become their own wife less nagging too
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My wife is my best friend and she taught me how to cook
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