When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Flayer posted:

With 7 complainants there is no defense unless they can prove some kind of conspiracy. Should have taken whatever plea deal was available, his football career is over regardless because he's going away for a while.

Don't forget he did it more than once after he had already been arrested for it

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Lightbulb Grease: Aug 9, 2006; Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.; Soiled Meat

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rabbies

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:04

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Dying of rabbies sounds pretty rough

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:28

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Of all the things to wish on someone, rabies??

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:38

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Sandwolf posted:

Of all the things to wish on someone, rabies??

To be fair, rabies seems like a horrific way to go

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:06

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Is that Ryan Veitch drinking a glass of Ribena in his profile pic?

# ? Aug 16, 2022 21:56

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

He�s a dog, you see

# ? Aug 17, 2022 08:55

Reek: Nov 3, 2002; every.fucking.year.

https://sports.yahoo.com/man-utd-legend-giggs-cites-162153819.html

quote:

Former Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, on trial for assaulting and coercively controlling an ex-girlfriend, told a UK court Wednesday that his record of one sending off in a 24-year career showed he was not prone to violence

Guess that's settled then

# ? Aug 18, 2022 03:45

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

That's actually his defence?

Like cross examination question 1 : "So how many women did you play professional football against Mr Giggs?"

# ? Aug 18, 2022 09:16

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Also how many footballers had the opportunity to piss him off by loading the dishwasher incorrectly according to his rules

# ? Aug 18, 2022 10:12

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Whom among us does not recognise Giggs's homage to Alex Ferguson's famous dishwasher treatment

# ? Aug 18, 2022 10:50

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

if the jury is truly supposed to be of your peers, then it should be 12 professional footballers who would nod knowingly when told that fact by the defence

# ? Aug 18, 2022 10:59

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Finding out he gets mad about the dishwasher being loaded badly is the closest I've ever come to empathy with Giggs, but then I read on and found out he was running it 4 times a day and he was upset about the direction the spoons were facing and he's just completely unhinged

# ? Aug 18, 2022 11:12

cagliostr0: Jun 8, 2020

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Liverpool is owned by American private equity

Liverpool is owned by a company who lent their jet to the CIA to perform extraordinary renditions and torture.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 13:23

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

He would run the whole dishwasher cycle again because the spoons were the "wrong way round"? Lock this psycho up

# ? Aug 18, 2022 14:00

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

No it was running multiple times a day and he was getting wound up that much about the spoons every time

This is the athletics write up of that bit

the athletic posted:

What about the dishwasher?
This has been another running theme of the trial.

Greville has alleged she was treated like “a slave” and that her boyfriend would berate and humiliate her because of the way she loaded the dishwasher.

When this was put to Giggs, he admitted the dishwasher was the source of many issues and mentioned his daughter, Libby, and her boyfriend, Jacob, were also staying with the couple during lockdown.

“We would get up, make juices, me and Kate. Two hours later, Jacob would get up. He would be cooking. The dishwasher would be on three or four cycles a day. I would be opening the dishwasher and the glasses and tablespoons would be the wrong way round. It used to wind me up. I would call a team meeting — it was not just Kate but everyone. I would say, ‘Listen, can you please put the tablespoons the right way round?’. It wasn’t a big argument, it was just how I explained it.”

Giggs was asked whether he really called it a team meeting.

“Yes,” said Giggs, and for the first time, he was laughing. “Because after a time I’d be, ‘That’s enough, I’m sick of it’, filling up the dishwasher 24/7.”

# ? Aug 18, 2022 14:20

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

This is what I read

The Independent posted:

Mr Giggs insisted there had been �no big arguments� but said he was �wound up� by the way people in the house loaded the dishwasher.

�I would be opening the dishwasher and the tablespoons would be the wrong way round,� he told the court.

�It would wind me up because I would have to do it again so I called a team meeting and just said, �Everyone, can you please put the tablespoons the right way round.�

�It wasn�t a big argument, it was just how I explained it.�

What we need is a goddamn court transcript to solve this whole thing.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 15:26

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

i want to know if it�s spoons with the handle upwards or downwards or if it�s that he always wants the curved side facing left or right

it�s probably neither he�s just an abusive psycho and anything would be a good enough reason mind

# ? Aug 18, 2022 15:53

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

You would thought with a dishwasher it wouldn't matter.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 15:55

The Perfect Element: Dec 5, 2005; "This is a bit of a... a poof song"

I'm more interested in the glasses. Did his family repeatedly put the glasses in right ways up so they fill up with gross water every time?

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:11

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

mendy bragging that he�s slept with 10,000 women is probably some iso9000 thing trying to justify that the rapes are such a small percentage that they should be forgiven

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:17

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Jippa posted:

You would thought with a dishwasher it wouldn't matter.

Oh, you've just scratched the surface of a great debate.

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/great-dishwasher-debate-load-knives-forks-or-down-n393981

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:22

Insurrectionist: May 21, 2007

My dishwasher has a whole level just for the cutlery...and they all lie sideways :twisted:

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:27

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

I get more wound up by my housemate loading cutlery in the front of the cutlery basket so I either have to open the dishwasher and pull out the whole drawer or reach over dirty forks to find a spot to put mine in.

But I do not care which direction they face so I'm totally normal

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:28

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Insurrectionist posted:

My dishwasher has a whole level just for the cutlery...and they all lie sideways

When the revolution comes, you'll be in the front of the guillotine line.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 16:35

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Eric Cantonese posted:

When the revolution comes, you'll be in the front of the guillotine line.

just ask which way up they wash the guillotine blade

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:33

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

a poem that Giggs wrote was entered as evidence:

quote:

My darling Kate

Unequivocally our love was fate

I fell in love with you at first sight

I remember coz I was as high as a kite

Those beautiful eyes made me shiver

I�m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you

Can�t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo

That stomach those abs

Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs

You make me feel funny down there

Especially when you�re there and you look up and stare

I�m beginning to think you are always right

That�s okay it will keep us tight

I�m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul

And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:17

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

No loving way lol

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:24

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Ryan Giggs is currently 48 years old

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:36

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Crying

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:47

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

trem_two posted:

a poem that Giggs wrote was entered as evidence:

Giggs has bars. Where's the mixtape?

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:48

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Goldmine

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:49

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

I�ve never wanted anything to be true more in my life.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:52

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I love you more than all my Premier League appearances combined, which is a lot.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:55

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

monkeytennis posted:

I�ve never wanted anything to be true more in my life.

actual newspapers reported on it

im dying

# ? Aug 18, 2022 21:03

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

quote:

During court testimony, Giggs was asked to recite the poem. He did so with a cadence that was characterized as "sing-rapping." After completing the poem, he could be heard mumbling "you're my butterfly, sugar, baby."

# ? Aug 18, 2022 21:06

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

I�m dead. How is this real.

# ? Aug 18, 2022 21:28

JunkDeluxe: Oct 21, 2008

When Footballers Go Feral: Hard as a totem pole

# ? Aug 18, 2022 21:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Ryan Giggs is currently 48 years old

'you make me feel funny down there'

# ? Aug 18, 2022 21:57

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I know the next line is about getting head but you can't convince me he's ever had sex

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