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shakespeare eat your heart out
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trem_two posted:a poem that Giggs wrote was entered as evidence: Lmao the United Way
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Shakespeare posted:Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo It’s better than I could ever have imagined
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Is “coo” supposed to be short for “cooze” or “coup”
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sticksy posted:Is “coo” supposed to be short for “cooze” or “coup” it could be like cooing of doves but no he probably just can’t spell right
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I was OK with his awful crimes, but now that I've read Giggs' poem I think he should be executed.
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My darling Kate Unequivocally our love was fate I fell in love with you at first sight I remember coz I was as high as a kite Those beautiful eyes made me shiver I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo That stomach those abs Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs You make me feel funny down there Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare I’m beginning to think you are always right That’s okay it will keep us tight I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
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The Ray Parlour > When Footballers Go Feral: Giggsy Smalls feat. Cooshited
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sending that poem to my husband unprompted with no context, eagerly awaiting a reply that's just pictures of divorce papers
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trem_two posted:a poem that Giggs wrote was entered as evidence: lmao jesus christ
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trem_two posted:a poem that Giggs wrote was entered as evidence: Lmaaaaaoooooo
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Me looking at United on the current tablequote:You make me feel funny down there
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i think thats the funniest thing since drip doctors
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Paul Scholes will be loving this
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As funny as it is that a poem, (including misspellings), written by an ex-footballer was used as evidence in a court case. Do we know if it was submitted by him, or by the opposing lawyers? I don't know which would be funnier.
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I couldn't tell when I read it on skynews. Seemed like his barrister submitted it to back up claims regarding the nature of the text messages they shared, but the article was ambiguous about it.
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Can't answer that but I did find thisquote:The poem was a response to verse from Ms Greville which included the rather crude line of 'every day you make me proud, because you’re well endowed.'
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Somewhere halfway across the galaxy the Vogon Fleet are clapping in appreciation
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greazeball posted:Can't answer that but I did find this it's only fair that they post her poetry too, must be just as bad as his going by this excerpt
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Nis posted:it's only fair that they post her poetry too, must be just as bad as his going by this excerpt My darling Giggs Your willy is big
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How on earth is someone so successful so loving insecure?!!?
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/stevieblock102/status/1560357779973480453?t=ppY5yZKWPHUgK2dCpizueg&s=19 Hahahaha, loving hell.
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/stevieblock102/status/1560357779973480453?t=ppY5yZKWPHUgK2dCpizueg&s=19 dudes rock
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I love you more than all my Premier League appearances, which is a lot.
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The Ray Parlour › When Footballers Go Feral: my greatest ever coo
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why are so many poems being entered as evidence idgi https://twitter.com/GD10/status/1560580922193637376
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webmeister posted:Cooshited
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L is for legs L is for legs
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the sex ghost posted:L is for legs smh he didn't use League Appearances
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trem_two posted:why are so many poems being entered as evidence idgi 
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Flayer posted:How on earth is someone so successful so loving insecure?!!? Society is currently set up for sociopaths and the utterly demented to succeed hth
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the sex ghost posted:L is for legs This makes it even better than the poem for me, and the poem was already incredible.
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tbf I think having two legs for two Ls is the most sophisticated thing to have come out of the trial so far.
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trem_two posted:why are so many poems being entered as evidence idgi Don't know what's going on with this one, but the first poem was relevant imo, since this part shows controlling behaviour (to keep tabs is to know where someone is and what they are doing): "That stomach those abs Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs"
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Dell_Zincht posted:Somewhere halfway across the galaxy the Vogon Fleet are clapping in appreciation  I just inhaled a mouthful of st emilon lmao
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