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AARD VARKMAN posted:the world is crying out for new innovations in pizza Agreed the world spends far to much money on stupid research into things like "health" and "space" and no where near enough money researching Pizza. Where's the $10.8 Billion Pizza research machine stupid science people!
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# ? Aug 17, 2022 22:56 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:58 |
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"Deconstructed Ceaser Pizza"
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 09:48 |
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The Moon Monster posted:To get people excited about pizza again they're saying "look how much worse it could get!" I will never disparage anyone who wants to shove more cheese and meat and tomato sauce in their mouth as efficiently as possible, it's only human
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 10:02 |
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TriggerHappyMarie posted:Somebody tell me if Soup-Pizza exists? My partner keeps asking me to make it for dinner, but the concept defies pizza rules, morality, and natural order. French onion soup but a tiny pizza under the cheese instead of a crouton? I'd hit it. fe: now I want that
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 11:52 |
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axolotl farmer posted:"Deconstructed Ceaser Pizza" It's called that because you immediately want to Cease eating it!
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 00:13 |
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ekuNNN posted:Dutch pea soup pizza with rookworst Strangely comforting, yet totally alien. Much like the Dutch language.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 02:39 |
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Op z'n italiaans!!
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 02:41 |
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oer-Hollands genieten Huh! Goed God ju'alle oer-Hollands genieten madeintaipei fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Aug 19, 2022 |
# ? Aug 19, 2022 02:54 |
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That's the pizza that in the 80's you'd find in a sewer and it would turn you into a ninja turtle.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 03:08 |
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Just the ol' classic pizza verde
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 06:19 |
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Roll of the dice every time I click whether this thread makes me crave pizza or whether I lose my appetite.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 22:07 |
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kaom posted:Roll of the dice every time I click whether this thread makes me crave pizza or whether I lose my appetite.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 23:32 |
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I guess sewer pizza's not all bad
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 23:41 |
IT part 3 lookin good.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 00:39 |
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Apparently I totally missed out on some new weird hipster restaurant trend. Realistic 90's cartoon themed and located restaurants? I assume the patrons are literally seated in the middle of stream of sewerage.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 00:55 |
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I used to microwave cheese and eat it, that's pretty much a crustless cheese pizza minus the sauce
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 07:38 |
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I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 08:04 |
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nesamdoom posted:I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese. That's pretty great, although the celebratory belly slaps are my favorite part. That's how I celebrate making pizza!
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 15:27 |
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nesamdoom posted:I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese. Every true chef knows you have to taste the food!
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 15:37 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:That's pretty great, although the celebratory belly slaps are my favorite part. That's how I celebrate making pizza! Belly slaps are the flourish when you know you are great. Captain Hygiene posted:Every true chef knows you have to taste the food! This kid is a prodigy.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 16:35 |
the Mestre should watch his back, a challenger rises.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 16:51 |
It's only natural that the student should surpass the master. The Mestre knows this and waits for his chosen pupil to arrive.
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# ? Aug 20, 2022 17:06 |
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ekuNNN posted:Dutch pea soup pizza with rookworst My eyes just twitched from flashbacks of childhood visits to Holland. Now imagine if you would, rookworst is a garbage tier pork sausage similar to English sausage crimes, but the Dutch take it one step further. Instead of grilling it like anyone sane would do, they put the chunky pink sludge of pork rear end-lips and fat into boiling water. Then they openly celebrate their twisted creation by offering it in every shopping venue in the country. Words cannot describe the smells of boiled, tortured pork gristle waffing through those cursed halls. Just writing this made me gag again
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# ? Aug 21, 2022 03:55 |
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# ? Aug 21, 2022 20:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHwtiL3m86I
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 17:07 |
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Pane fritto loving owns
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 18:20 |
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I just ran across a post from someone who said they ordered a "margherita pizza" from a cafe in Ohio. Received this. They said it's giving them more laughs than they've had in weeks.
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:09 |
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Red pizza, middle beef
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 06:13 |
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another delicious poo poo pizza
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 10:17 |
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Catastrophe posted:I just ran across a post from someone who said they ordered a "margherita pizza" from a cafe in Ohio. Received this. They said it's giving them more laughs than they've had in weeks. Looks like an elk wandered by.
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 11:14 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Pane fritto loving owns It is probably very good, but they shouldn't call it a pizza
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 11:22 |
traditional Neapolitan style, topped with leaf litter than blew by outside the pizzeria. a Classic Pie.The Moon Monster posted:Looks like an elk wandered by. lmao
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 17:51 |
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https://twitter.com/abskhir/status/1563360419208925184
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 19:57 |
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You mean you don't pay extra for your pizza dough to be handled and tossed by sweaty men?
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 20:06 |
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Not my pizza dough, no.
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 22:21 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:the world is crying out for new innovations in pizza I shared my glorious pizzas in C-Spam and was probated, some say deservedly. Pizza innovators must flee to a realm where we are not hated for putting both pineapple and banana on our meals, as nature intended.
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 22:54 |
God will not love ye forever!
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 23:55 |
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By popular demand posted:You mean you don't pay extra for your pizza dough to be handled and tossed by sweaty men? Can I pay extra for it to be handled by a perpetually sweating man named Tony who has a Bronx accent and calls everyone "Kid"?
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# ? Aug 28, 2022 18:36 |
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Look I did sign him to work on an exclusive contract but you're free to persuade him in non-monetary ways to dedicate his spare time however you wish.
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# ? Aug 28, 2022 19:06 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:58 |
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Someone post the sewer pizza
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# ? Aug 29, 2022 01:51 |