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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

AARD VARKMAN posted:

the world is crying out for new innovations in pizza

Agreed the world spends far to much money on stupid research into things like "health" and "space" and no where near enough money researching Pizza.

Where's the $10.8 Billion Pizza research machine stupid science people!

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

"Deconstructed Ceaser Pizza"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The Moon Monster posted:

To get people excited about pizza again they're saying "look how much worse it could get!"

I will never disparage anyone who wants to shove more cheese and meat and tomato sauce in their mouth as efficiently as possible, it's only human

crankybastard
Jan 4, 2005

TriggerHappyMarie posted:

Somebody tell me if Soup-Pizza exists? My partner keeps asking me to make it for dinner, but the concept defies pizza rules, morality, and natural order.

French onion soup but a tiny pizza under the cheese instead of a crouton?

I'd hit it.

fe: now I want that

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

axolotl farmer posted:

"Deconstructed Ceaser Pizza"



It's called that because you immediately want to Cease eating it!

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

ekuNNN posted:

Dutch pea soup pizza with rookworst




I bet it's pretty delicious, I should make it sometime.

Strangely comforting, yet totally alien.

Much like the Dutch language.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Op z'n italiaans!! :argh:

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

oer-Hollands genieten

Huh! Goed God ju'alle

oer-Hollands genieten

madeintaipei fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Aug 19, 2022

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
That's the pizza that in the 80's you'd find in a sewer and it would turn you into a ninja turtle.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Just the ol' classic pizza verde

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


Roll of the dice every time I click whether this thread makes me crave pizza or whether I lose my appetite.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


kaom posted:

Roll of the dice every time I click whether this thread makes me crave pizza or whether I lose my appetite.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I guess sewer pizza's not all bad

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

IT part 3 lookin good.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Apparently I totally missed out on some new weird hipster restaurant trend.

Realistic 90's cartoon themed and located restaurants?

I assume the patrons are literally seated in the middle of stream of sewerage.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I used to microwave cheese and eat it, that's pretty much a crustless cheese pizza minus the sauce

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen



I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

nesamdoom posted:

I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese.

That's pretty great, although the celebratory belly slaps are my favorite part. That's how I celebrate making pizza!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



nesamdoom posted:

I can't juckin believe how much I liked the moment this genius thought about holding cheese and how that meant to eat the cheese or put it on the pizza and then went right for the mouthful of cheese.

Every true chef knows you have to taste the food!

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


Powerful Katrinka posted:

That's pretty great, although the celebratory belly slaps are my favorite part. That's how I celebrate making pizza!

Belly slaps are the flourish when you know you are great.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Every true chef knows you have to taste the food!

This kid is a prodigy.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Mestre should watch his back, a challenger rises.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It's only natural that the student should surpass the master. The Mestre knows this and waits for his chosen pupil to arrive.

sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

Dutch pea soup pizza with rookworst

My eyes just twitched from flashbacks of childhood visits to Holland.
Now imagine if you would, rookworst is a garbage tier pork sausage similar to English sausage crimes, but the Dutch take it one step further.
Instead of grilling it like anyone sane would do, they put the chunky pink sludge of pork rear end-lips and fat into boiling water.
Then they openly celebrate their twisted creation by offering it in every shopping venue in the country.
Words cannot describe the smells of boiled, tortured pork gristle waffing through those cursed halls. Just writing this made me gag again :unsmith:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHwtiL3m86I

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Pane fritto loving owns

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I just ran across a post from someone who said they ordered a "margherita pizza" from a cafe in Ohio. Received this. They said it's giving them more laughs than they've had in weeks.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Red pizza, middle beef

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

another delicious poo poo pizza

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Catastrophe posted:

I just ran across a post from someone who said they ordered a "margherita pizza" from a cafe in Ohio. Received this. They said it's giving them more laughs than they've had in weeks.



Looks like an elk wandered by.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Futanari Damacy posted:

Pane fritto loving owns

It is probably very good, but they shouldn't call it a pizza

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
traditional Neapolitan style, topped with leaf litter than blew by outside the pizzeria. a Classic Pie.

The Moon Monster posted:

Looks like an elk wandered by.

lmao

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/abskhir/status/1563360419208925184

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You mean you don't pay extra for your pizza dough to be handled and tossed by sweaty men?

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Not my pizza dough, no.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

AARD VARKMAN posted:

the world is crying out for new innovations in pizza

I shared my glorious pizzas in C-Spam and was probated, some say deservedly.

Pizza innovators must flee to a realm where we are not hated for putting both pineapple and banana on our meals, as nature intended.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
God will not love ye forever!

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

By popular demand posted:

You mean you don't pay extra for your pizza dough to be handled and tossed by sweaty men?

Can I pay extra for it to be handled by a perpetually sweating man named Tony who has a Bronx accent and calls everyone "Kid"?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Look I did sign him to work on an exclusive contract but you're free to persuade him in non-monetary ways to dedicate his spare time however you wish.

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Someone post the sewer pizza

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