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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Yaldabaoth posted:

Holy poo poo the cursed thread has become too cursed. It needs to be locked and burned to the ground and the ground salted.

With us inside - there is no place for us in the world we have created.

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mirarant
Dec 18, 2012

Post or die
The New Cursed Images Thread: Cum for the potent pee, stay for the juicy anus session.

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010


Ripping fat clouds at my nuptials

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Burt Gherkin posted:

Ripping fat clouds at my nuptials

It's slightly less trashy than it could have been since the bride and groom aren't vaping like everyone else.

Content:



Apparently this is in the playground of a health center.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Anime Liker posted:

I can still taste him, Inceltown, and Captain Hygiene have thoughts on anal sesh precum piss play

I can hear it calling in the air tonight

oh lord

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Holy poo poo, it's like the inner workings of a male mind completely hosed by Jordan Peterson types laid bare.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Response post there should have bad things to happen to them. I hope they lose their library card.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Just piss in our mouth like this monkey, problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARZ20ngF9E

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM

Beaten by the amphetamine enthusiast community.

One of my first jobs was at a Walmart in Texas, where my boss taught me that if you smoke meth daily and don’t brush your teeth, it’s like a meth savings account you can scrape off later to keep the sweats at bay in desperate times between paychecks. Then she demonstrated upon one of her few remaining intact teeth.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Ah, the testapple.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Pomme de Hair

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Is the blossom end the anus of the flesh apple?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Just piss in our mouth like this monkey, problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VARZ20ngF9E

Now did the monkey come up with it first or did it learn it from australian footy players

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"Do a bubbler"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
*sage nodding*

Maybe this piss content deserves its own thread.

Yes.



*more barely contained sage nodding*

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


So this is for people who think "this image I created using an AI is amazing! The world has to see it, and I should be paid for it!" but then found out they don't own the image because they didn't actually create it, right? Not because people think "prompt engineer" is a real skillset that others will pay for?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


i can still taste him posted:

This is the best English sentence ever crafted. And it's exactly what dude did.

Theres probably a single word to describe that in German. And a few porn channels.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

The Moon Monster posted:

So this is for people who think "this image I created using an AI is amazing! The world has to see it, and I should be paid for it!" but then found out they don't own the image because they didn't actually create it, right? Not because people think "prompt engineer" is a real skillset that others will pay for?

dril basically made three or four funny posts in his life and got rich off them and set for life. Let a man dream

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

GABA ghoul posted:

dril basically made three or four funny posts in his life and got rich off them and set for life. Let a man dream

The curse is coming from inside the thread.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

One day I'll finally make a funny post and I'll be rich and show everyone and then nobody will be laughing anymore

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Moon Monster posted:

So this is for people who think "this image I created using an AI is amazing! The world has to see it, and I should be paid for it!" but then found out they don't own the image because they didn't actually create it, right? Not because people think "prompt engineer" is a real skillset that others will pay for?

The modern tech industry makes most of its money from venture capitalists and inserting itself into simple processes as an unnecessary third party middleman.

Content:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mikesbarnes/status/1560340646375956483

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Agents are GO! posted:

Response post there should have bad things to happen to them. I hope they lose their library card.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGKZ3fzN1M

Clavavisage
Nov 12, 2011

Blursed because it's burtynsky showcasing our environmental decline

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Awww he brought his teddybear :3:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022


I didn't know snakes need to do jaw stretchies. It looks like a hand puppet getting all scrunched up :3:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



fashion monster

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Yaldabaoth posted:

The modern tech industry makes most of its money from venture capitalists and inserting itself into simple processes as an unnecessary third party middleman.

Content:


more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Fuckin got that new av don't take it or I'll gently caress you up

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

i must compose posted:

Fuckin got that new av don't take it or I'll gently caress you up

*a ten dollar bill begins vibrating wildly in my wallet*

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Literally A Person posted:

*a ten dollar bill begins vibrating wildly in my wallet*

I've known you for....how long has it been now?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I could temporarily get my plat back so I can harass mods by PM, but I could also do something really funny to make 2 people laugh.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Would this be more cursed of it was an intentional riff on Lowtax before or after he departed?

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Elephant shitter’s clogged:

https://imgur.com/kQGwb6Z

(:nms:)

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

i must compose posted:

I've known you for....how long has it been now?

Almost 85 years now...

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