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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Bibliotechno Music posted:

So interesting to see the divided opinions on Marlys/Ernie Pook! (Btw I call it Marlys! instead of the proper title because I’m posting from the book “The! Greatest! Of! Marlys!”) I admit my comics are on the wordy side, but I love them so poo poo to you if you hate my posts! (jk I love everyone in this thread) I’ll also remind y’all that I started posting Sylvia out of spite when someone started posting Minimum Security. IIRC Sylvia was also spite posted and universally hated years and years ago, I think in response to Oh Baby? But I grew up with it and unironically like it, and it seems some other posters do too. Success!

There's lots not to like in Sylvia but I like the cat and Sylvia's ridiculous attire. I guess it's wordy but I like the writing so that's fine with me.

Marlys! Is definitely wordy but it's giving me lots of insight into girl stuff and kid stuff. Stuff I find mostly charming but there is some sad stuff in there.

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riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
i forgot working daze existed! hope i forget soon!

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

CommonShore posted:

seriously if anyone has any Groo that would be a great counterbalance to the Legend of Bill.

I have some old Groo comics around somewhere. Of course, you could always start posting using this collection...

Modesty Blaise: The Magnified Man



EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Our Boarding House, in which the Major has one kind favor to ask of you. (August 21-23, 1922)






Toonerville Folks (November 6-8, 1919)






Dok's "Not The Greatest Season For Tourism" Duck (April 22, 1914)


Little Lefty caps off another week with a pledge drive. (March 25-27, 1937)




Blondie From Zero, in which Not-Dagwood starts his inevitable circle of the drain. (September 8-10, 1932)

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

riderchop posted:

i forgot working daze existed! hope i forget soon!

even if the evil scientist lady of safe havens made a chimera out of 9 chickweed lane and funky i world still hate it less than working daze

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Outbursts of Everett True July 21, 1919


And He Did! August 4, 1919


Cat Tales July 6, 1925


Oaky Doaks December 28, 1936
Spoilered for offensive racist stereotypes.


Sweatin’ It Out July 25, 1945


Bootsie’s Big ‘50s


So It Seems September 17, 1952


Those Were the Days February 15, 1962


Wee Pals September 20, 1966


Dogbert July 25, 1967

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Welp.


Old School Peanuts (Sep 24, 1953)



Calvin and Hobbes (Mar 7-8, 1992)





Big Nate

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That is a straight up whacking off joke in the funny pages lol

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




riderchop posted:

i'm back btw thank you, Powered Descent, i hated reading the poop flower strip

Comic Strips 2022: i hated reading the poop flower strip

riderchop posted:

Safe Havens


Good plan, having the aggrieved party and her boyfriend being the ones moderating this dispute.


Luann is terrible all around, but at least it is terrible in interesting ways. It is my favorite hate read.



God, gently caress off, Bernice.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

EasyEW posted:

Our Boarding House, in which the Major has one kind favor to ask of you. (August 21-23, 1922)





It's a shame that this guy apparently comes to dominate the strip, because I find I enjoy it a lot more when he's not in it. He's not terrible but he's definitely the weakest part of the cast imo.


2018 Spiderman


1980 comics







Locher Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Arnold (July 11-17, 1983)








Ben Cartwright is a character from a long-running TV series "Bonanza", played by Lorne Greene, who did in fact appear in dog food commercials when these strips ran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH7l56FC3xI

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

readingatwork posted:

Crabgrass


Welp.



Son 'batin', so what?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

EasyEW posted:

Anyway, we got so hung up on this "Saint Lisa redux" bullshit, it almost got away from me that things have taken a turn in Sally Forth.


Was Alice always portrayed this antagonistically? I remember them being friends earlier.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Maryls! is... It can tell really good stories, I've no complaints there - but I would say that I think it could be better... Laid out? Better planned? It is extremely busy and cramped at times. But the stories it shares can be so very, very good.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




I know it was just the done thing back in the day and nobody really thought about it, but god drat these "the lighter side of your father beating on you as a stand-in for parenting" jokes are rough from today's perspective.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 8/18/02



Brenda Starr 4/21-23/49





Smokey Stover 8/21/49



Everyday Movies 6/26/35



"What have you got to take the place of exercise?"

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Was Alice always portrayed this antagonistically? I remember them being friends earlier.

They were work-friends back when they were on level-pegging - not super close, but friendly. Then Alice got weird when she was promoted.

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Nov. 02, 1952)


goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're going to capture Tillicum. It will not end well for them.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Tilicum starts the fight and is handling it, Boltar shows up and they become the couple that slays together to finish it. :allears:

I don't read Sally Forth all that often but I did pick up by osmosis that Alice turned into an insane micro-managing jackass. Like "unironically believes soft quitting is a thing" terrible boss.

I thought it was weird the snake and other mongoose or whatever were chosen to judge the guy but don't read Holbrook consistently enough to remember the characters.

Haifisch posted:

It's a shame that this guy apparently comes to dominate the strip, because I find I enjoy it a lot more when he's not in it. He's not terrible but he's definitely the weakest part of the cast imo.

Same. What I've enjoyed most here is none of the guys falling for his usual shtick. My favorite character by far is Buster, he's got a great attitude and lines and it's amazing that given the dates of these strips that he's a confident guy who isn't the butt of a majority of the jokes.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Haifisch posted:

1980 comics



:sickos: I've been waiting for something like this. This arc's been a bit of a pacing nightmare but I can't argue with the soap opera formula here.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News


Look, Georgia, I know this is the joke everyone makes when they pick up a stud finder, I have made this joke, but it's been three days

Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Heart of the City


Curtis

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Solver: Green Door in which Claire misses her chance!

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Steeple website

John Allison posted:

I still think the Nuisance is relatable. I’m sorry. I’m on her side.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Her’s last night, tonight will be on our regular schedule.

ˇAragones!




Life in Hell



Sylvia



Marlys!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Why does the horse have a shiny ring on it?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Tiggum posted:

Why does the horse have a shiny ring on it?

Cutie mark.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Tiggum posted:

Why does the horse have a shiny ring on it?

Iirc, Native Americans tribes would paint their horses.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life







Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Haifisch posted:

It's a shame that this guy apparently comes to dominate the strip, because I find I enjoy it a lot more when he's not in it. He's not terrible but he's definitely the weakest part of the cast imo.

It's understandable, but I suspect the main issue here is that the Major hasn't achieved his final form. I mean, that's not even his final nose. But if it helps, those other guys are still in for the long haul.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I know it was just the done thing back in the day and nobody really thought about it, but god drat these "the lighter side of your father beating on you as a stand-in for parenting" jokes are rough from today's perspective.

The things people take for granted in old strips are a history lesson. One of the occasional themes in the first few years of OOW was someone putting kittens/puppies in a burlap sack and driving out to the river. :smith:

Anyway, I might owe Tom Batiuk a partial apology, because I fell into the trap of trying to get ahead of him. Today in Funky Winkerbean:



Even if it doesn't overwrite the original story as much as I was afraid it would, it's still a completely pointless retcon that lessens the original moment by making it more about poor, pitiful Les Moore, but it does so in a way that also buries him just a little bit, and I'm here for that.

And with that out of the way, diagram Harry's first line. I dare you.

Mutts


Sally Forth isn't having any of it this morning.


Skippy (October 31, 1934)


Peanuts (August 22, 1975)


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (March 21, 1939)


Out Our Way (August 17-19 (83 years ago today), 1939; timg'd over the usual issues)




EasyEW fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 19, 2022

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



EasyEW posted:

Anyway, I might owe Tom Batiuk a partial apology, because I fell into the trap of trying to get ahead of him. Today in Funky Winkerbean:



"Noun verb cancer"

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do you think he thought the Foundation series would be good?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

goatface posted:

Do you think he thought the Foundation series would be good?

If you mean the TV series, I thought the part with the clone emperors (i.e. the stuff that has almost nothing whatsoever to do with the books) was goddamn fantastic, even if it didn't quite stick the landing. All the parts that had to do with the books (e.g. Seldon, Dornick, Terminus, Hardin) were goddamn garbage -- not because they diverged from the books, but because the storylines made no sense and I hated all the characters.
:goonsay:

Anyway, what thread are we in? Oh yeah.

Bizarro


The Family Circus

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Tiggum posted:

Why does the horse have a shiny ring on it?

Picture it in colored paint, as a stylized pattern that resembles a bulls-eye.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Fun Fact: Women don't ever stand up. They are constantly squatting just a bit, like they're trying to poop without sitting.
Huh?

F Minus



One of those would likely explode on my dog.

Mark Trail



I didn't know this but apparently for a few weeks every summer Canada geese cannot fly.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



OK so he's not dying yet.

Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons



Apartment 3-G

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


As his shirt indicates, he's there to give the patrons a feeling of security, so he offers a security blanket, teddy bear, etc.

Not the greatest joke, but it's a serviceable bit of wordplay.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Jucika "408 - Jucika's New House"


"Altató = sleeping pill"

"409 -Jucika's Success"



"What's the strength of a visual medium? Dedicating 50% of the screen space to describing what I'm drawing. Now that'll make a good light action sequence!"

Is there really nobody in Jules' life willing to look at her work and give her a single sentence of critical advice? The funny bit is that the art for this and the last strip suddenly jumped up in quality, but there's the Mark Trail narration box to butcher things anyway. :cheeky:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom



OK so he's not dying yet.

lol he's going to get shot in the dick

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

PainterofCrap posted:

Picture it in colored paint, as a stylized pattern that resembles a bulls-eye.

This horse appears to be an Oregon Ducks fan.

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