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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Flayer posted:

I have access to the billing at my work, and good lord energy prices went loving insane last month. 1 month costing more than the previous 3 combined, and this is just the start. I am dreading this reaching normal consumers.

I manage the energy billing for a local authority and we just had an FOI request about it. Electricity is up around 30%/kWh, but for gas it's a 163% rise. We've spent as much already this financial year as we did up to end of January last year, and the total budget rise is measured in millions. Scary doesn't enter into it; if this passes on to retail customers we are looking at total social collapse in the UK within the next year.

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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Sounds like businesses just need to go on a payment strike. Not like the owners are liable, corporate personhood ho!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just incredible to watch the country collapse and for the Tories to put up two idiots who want to be the new Thatcher without any of the pragmatism or intelligence, for better or worse, that Thatcher had.

She was devastating because she was competent, and these chucklefucks really are not.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Ms Adequate posted:

These look like rejected ads for the original Wipeout

t levels just makes me think of dosing testosterone lol

Tesseraction posted:

Just incredible to watch the country collapse and for the Tories to put up two idiots who want to be the new Thatcher without any of the pragmatism or intelligence, for better or worse, that Thatcher had.

She was devastating because she was competent, and these chucklefucks really are not.

i’m simultaneously horrified and think pm truss is a hilariously absurd idea

it’s horrilarious

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Thatcherism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

keep punching joe posted:

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Thatcherism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
We are definitely going backwards in time toward the 70s, so.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

mediaphage posted:


i’m simultaneously horrified and think pm truss is a hilariously absurd idea

it’s horrilarious

Seems to me all the actually competent leaders (be they good or evil) tend to be those who clawed themselves into the establishment on the back of their own skill and achievement rather than having everything handed to them on a platter. Strangely enough playing court doesn't appear to make you a good leader when poo poo happens.

Thatcher would have figured out some way out of the current mess. It would probably involve industrial scale misery but it's not quite the same as letting the country turn into a Mad Max sequel accidentally.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tesseraction posted:

I mean Lough is just the Gaelic form of Scots Loch

"Well actually" Loch is the Gaelic form, Lough is anglicised. Lough Neagh is Loch nEachach in Gaelic.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


Only Kindness posted:

These people have a different word for everything!



:scotland:

How far is it from there to Mount Ben Nevis?

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

I'm about to come back to the UK for 6 months after 12 years in Australia. Didn't want to miss out on the country imploding!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Tomberforce posted:

I'm about to come back to the UK for 6 months after 12 years in Australia. Didn't want to miss out on the country imploding!

Congratulations, you are just in time to be deported in Rwanda.


Guavanaut posted:




:scotland:

How far is it from there to Mount Ben Nevis?

Everything about this should be illegal

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Z the IVth posted:

Thatcher would have figured out some way out of the current mess. It would probably involve industrial scale misery but it's not quite the same as letting the country turn into a Mad Max sequel accidentally.

Well for one thing she actually raised benefits in line with inflation, which would have cut off half of this issue. She would likely also have not allowed the price cap to rise as batshittily as what happened.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Tomberforce posted:

I'm about to come back to the UK for 6 months after 12 years in Australia. Didn't want to miss out on the country imploding!

we had some balmy weather

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

According to this Nessie is roughly 16km long.

Like the gently caress, is everyone looking for Nessie blind? Bastards a bloody mountain.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tomberforce posted:

I'm about to come back to the UK for 6 months after 12 years in Australia. Didn't want to miss out on the country imploding!

Don't forget to pack some food rations, and maybe a spare suitcase filled with cheap foreign electricity

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

To think that the current government is so poo poo and abjectly failing that I'm having to praise Thatcher in comparison.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

To think that the current government is so poo poo and abjectly failing that I'm having to praise Thatcher in comparison.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?t=4lpmVINAjFgk2EAJsR35YQ&s=19

This, but with that

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


dr_rat posted:

According to this Nessie is roughly 16km long.

Like the gently caress, is everyone looking for Nessie blind? Bastards a bloody mountain.

It's very deep. It's long, narrow & deep. Like, at its widest point it is not even 2 miles across, but you don't need to go very far from the shore for it to start going from ankle deep to dropping off.

It's the largest body of fresh water in the British Isles by volume. So basically Nessie is definitely a bottom feeder

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Z the IVth posted:

Thatcher would have figured out some way out of the current mess. It would probably involve industrial scale misery but it's not quite the same as letting the country turn into a Mad Max sequel accidentally.

Thatcher was a competent leader though - evil, but in a way to not let EVERYTHING fall apart. Just like Cameron or to some extent May. Cameron was overconfident with the Brexit vote, May fell as she was trying to square a circle with Brexit. Both knew how to actually run a country.
Boris thought he could bluster his way through everything and keep moving past his mistakes.
Thatcher from Wish we're about to get has no idea how to even get out of her own press conference.

The Tories are running on fumes - The base love Truss, but she's Boris but dumber. Sunak would be better at running the country, but he's already tarnished. They had a couple of people who would have made..... stable(?) PM's but they lost out to the rabid faction.


When the Tories lose an election and go into the wilderness for a few years, it'll be interesting to see what they come back as.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


I said in comparison. It's a case of pointing out they are failing the lowest bar

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Sick and I don't mean modern kidspeak for good.

https://twitter.com/KatyMontgomerie/status/1560164966854008832

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

Nessie is definitely a bottom
Sorry it's established in the tingleverse lore that nessie is a power top and also the 45th president of the US.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Sick and I don't mean modern kidspeak for good.
This is what happens when you're too prudish to ring your broadband provider and ask them to take the porn lock off.

e: ^^ As opposed to Chuck Tingle who is at one with his kinks and also wrote the only Porber book I've ever read.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Jedit posted:

Scary doesn't enter into it; if this passes on to retail customers we are looking at total social collapse in the UK within the next year.

I'm in a quite optimal situation where although I'm not a high earner, I have a good fix on my power and my mortgage is solid for 5 more years... but I'm making sure to cut down on booze, buy less frivolous tat, we won't bother with takeaways, not planning any holidays, you know, all the sensible behaviours when you need to be careful with money. Now just think if everyone tried to be "sensible" like this... all those businesses that I was giving my money to, and now they're getting nothing on top of massive increases to their own bills; they're all going under.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Chilli heatwave Doritos went from a pound to £1.50 recently!!! Every product in the supermarket is up at least %10-20. My monthly shop is probably up by about £40 or so? I'm very lucky that my Union won us a pay increase very recently but man prices on everything are spiralling REALLY fast.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Grey Hunter posted:

Thatcher was a competent leader though - evil, but in a way to not let EVERYTHING fall apart. Just like Cameron or to some extent May. Cameron was overconfident with the Brexit vote, May fell as she was trying to square a circle with Brexit. Both knew how to actually run a country.
Boris thought he could bluster his way through everything and keep moving past his mistakes.
Thatcher from Wish we're about to get has no idea how to even get out of her own press conference.

The Tories are running on fumes - The base love Truss, but she's Boris but dumber. Sunak would be better at running the country, but he's already tarnished. They had a couple of people who would have made..... stable(?) PM's but they lost out to the rabid faction.


When the Tories lose an election and go into the wilderness for a few years, it'll be interesting to see what they come back as.

maggie would have been forgotten as a failure if she hadn’t fallen upon the bounty of north sea oil

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also if her plan to stop 'the Chinese' coming over here by changing the definition of British overseas citizenship hadn't landed on the desk of a revanchist general as "UK gives up outlying islands"

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Tesseraction posted:

To think that the current government is so poo poo and abjectly failing that I'm having to praise Thatcher in comparison.

Thatcher was a scientist and could read graphs, I wonder if she would promote the whole "net zero by 2050" bullshit.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Miftan posted:

Chilli heatwave Doritos went from a pound to £1.50 recently!!! Every product in the supermarket is up at least %10-20. My monthly shop is probably up by about £40 or so? I'm very lucky that my Union won us a pay increase very recently but man prices on everything are spiralling REALLY fast.

My recent perambulations round supermarkets are leading me to the conclusion that dairy products in particular are escalating in price maybe 30% in a month!
(I consume a lot of dairy).
Trying to cut down but it's hard when those big pots of Greek yog ('essentials' brands) are calling at me from the shop fridges.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Is hyperinflation in the cards? I want a trillion pound note with the queen's face on it

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Comes to something when Thatcher is getting praise ITT. (I don't disagree. The modern Tory probably thinks she's a goddamn commie by comparison to them.)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Trying to cut down but it's hard when those big pots of Greek yog ('essentials' brands) are calling at me from the shop fridges.
Make your own. Now we're out of the EU you can even call it Greek Yogurt, you just write that on the pot with a pen.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
50p for a freddo now lads.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


My freezer is full of blackberries and I'm going back for more later after finding a massive bush recently, that poo poo is expensive as hell in supermarkets.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
If Thatcher was in her prime today we'd be an ultramax prison island that makes Mega City One look like a communist fantasy. Its all about the enablers

amideadyet
Aug 17, 2022

by Azathoth

Grey Hunter posted:

When the Tories lose an election and go into the wilderness for a few years, it'll be interesting to see what they come back as.

Labour is also Tories, though.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

When the mouthbreathers figure out that Brexit actually won't deliver on anything they wanted, all while simultaneously becoming poorer and worse off - maybe, just MAYBE they'll stop being such subservient idiots. But this is Britain so chances are slim on Bootlicker Isle.

Also get bit by a cyclist Shapps. Twat.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

My recent perambulations round supermarkets are leading me to the conclusion that dairy products in particular are escalating in price maybe 30% in a month!
(I consume a lot of dairy).
Trying to cut down but it's hard when those big pots of Greek yog ('essentials' brands) are calling at me from the shop fridges.

*Laughs vegan-ishly*

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Brendan Rodgers posted:

Thatcher was a scientist and could read graphs, I wonder if she would promote the whole "net zero by 2050" bullshit.

Thatcher also knew she’d be dead by 2050 so why bother

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
loving hell. This guy must have been doing a good job. :stare: He worked for over 10 years. He must have been amazing in interviews.




"A 'Walty Mitty' fake NHS boss from Devon made £1m by lying about his qualifications to secure senior jobs - and now has to pay £96,000 after Supreme Court hearing.

Jon Andrewes, 63, called himself 'doctor' and put fake PhDs on his CV to become chairman of two NHS trusts and a hospice - despite being a builder.

He was jailed for two years in 2017 - where the court heard the disgraced led an "outwardly prestigious life based on a staggering series of lies" - after holding top jobs in the NHS.

Andrewes, from Totnes, falsified his way into roles at a hospice and two South West health trusts where he earned £643,602.91. Despite obtaining the six figure salary, the only qualifications he had were a higher education certificate in social work from the 1970s and a PGCE in teaching.

He also lied about obtaining degrees from three universities - and in reality Andrewes spent most of his career as a probation officer, customs officer or youth worker.

Earlier two Supreme Court judges agreed an appeal by the Crown over an original confiscation order made against him. The ruling overturns Andrewes' successful appeal against the order.

The fraudster claimed he previously worked for the Home Office, entered the medical sector in 2004 and kept up the act for over a decade. He beat off dozens off candidates to land the roles, including 117 rivals to become chair of Royal Cornwall Hospital Trust and earned in excess of £1m in total.

His lies were finally unravelled in 2016 when bosses finally interviewed him and discovered his impressive credentials were fabricated. In 2017, Andrewes admitted two charges of dishonestly making a false representation in relation to gain as chairman of Torbay NHS Care Trust in 2007 and Royal Cornwall Hospital Trust in 2015.

He also pleaded guilty to making a financial gain in relation to his role as chief executive of St Margaret's Hospice in Taunton, Somerset, in 2004.

Following his conviction, Andrewes was forced to hand over £96,737.24 - which was agreed to be the "recoverable amount" of money he had available, a spokesperson for the Supreme Court said."

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